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  I didn't write yesterday because I had made myself a challenge where I was not allowed to say anything negative about anyone. It was hard, especially when I still scrolled around and it seems everyone has gone a little mad. Does anyone know why Rand Paul hates Dr. Fauci with such passion? It's like watching a version of Les Miserables. But, today is a new day! I'm back and I'm mean. Let's discuss this new show with host, RFK Jr., who is going to show you how to cook healthy and cheap meals for your family. Each serving will cost under $5, so let's say you have a family of four, that's $20 per meal times three which equals $60 per day. To be fair, breakfast can be skipped or you can have a slice of bread - so, $50 a day which adds up to 50 x 30-ish= $1,500 a month on food. I don't have a family of four so I don't know how accurate that is. I spend around $500 a month on me, myself and I, and usually the last week of the month is trying to put togeth...

  Towards the end of our marriage when we both knew it was over my ex started looking around  with no discretion. During the process of separating he had been in an accident at work where he nearly severed his finger from getting it caught in a latch handle on a door. The doctors advised him to just have the finger amputated, but he insisted in keeping it which meant high doses of antibiotics and bandage changes every day. When he came home from the hospital a nurse came out, gave him his shot, then told me I was to provide his care for the next month. This was news to me. I had been packing and storing my possessions and was ready to leave, thinking he was going to get the care he needed by others. I bit my tongue and stayed. We were also in the process of trying to sell the house, so one day as my ex lounged on a recliner as I shook hoping to inject him without killing him, a realtor arrived to assess the house. She was very pretty- tall, stacked and blonde. As she's talking...

 I should probably leave this alone, but sometimes I just like to poke at things that are out of my understanding and maybe become enlightened a bit.  So, is the thing where singers bring someone on stage and stick their bits in their face something y'all are familiar with? Last time I went to a concert was when Dylan performed and some woman jumped out of her seat and started dancing in front of him. The song ended, she went back in her seat and Dylan tipped his hat and they moved on. There was no bed onstage and there definitely was no writhing or rubbing going on. So I keep going back to this story about Usher having a beautiful woman from the audience come up on stage, lie in the bed as he sings and plays with himself. Well, first of all, Usher ain't no Lenny Kravitz and even if he was, what the fuck is happening here!? Is this not 2026? I know I've mentioned I'm losing days but now I'm in 1970!?  Anyway, a very pretty lady is sitting up there while Usher is do...

  I don't like when my mind tricks me, like it wants to have a little fun at my expense. I'm guessing you've all heard of Winter hibernation where bears have settled in for the cold winter months. Humans hibernate as well. This year I've been sleeping through the summer, most likely due to the extreme heat and social malaise. I wake up around 6 am, have coffee, wash dishes, eat breakfast, do a little online scrolling then head back to bed. This is probably not a healthy idea. I wake after a few hours, exercise, shower, scroll, eat lunch, then nap again. Then I'm usually up until 3am, my finest hours. It's quiet, so quiet I can hear my refrigerator hum three rooms away. I like it. I don't think it's normal. I don't do drugs so I'm not going to start, although for awhile I was taking Vicks night time cold relief to sleep. That stuff is amazing. And that's why I stopped, hoping my body would adjust and work it's way through whatever was happ...

  Most of you won't care when I warn you about this guy- Tom Tiffany, because he's a local problem. He's running for governor in the state of Wisconsin. It's weird that I have not seen any other ads by any of the other candidates running for governor, it's only this guy, who I hate with a passion. The ad starts out criticizing the Democratic party noting the new Democrats are not like what your parents voted for. Then he shows a picture of a few local politicians along with Bernie Sanders and AOC and claims these people hate America. He goes on to claim children are being subjected to Nazi like torture as genitals are being removed and it just goes on like that. He reminds me of Lindsey Graham, who was a closeted gay. Tiffany definitely has some secrets.  But hey, let's go back to what he says about Democratic politics not being what they were in the past. That goes both ways Tom- Tom who supports tariffs and billionaires, Tom who wants to decide what is best f...

  Thanks, Keith Edwards for proving me right about Kristen Welker . As an involuntarily introvert when I was younger I learned to hone my skills regarding what people say and what they do. It's shocking how much you can learn just by watching people. That's why most extroverts can't read a room. It's all about them. Anyway, all the way back in June, on a rainy day in Northern Wisconsin, Welker asked the bloated blob some hard line questions. He answered as predicted - calling her stupid and darling in the same sentence. Then he patted her and walked away. Welker cried out, "But I've come all the way to Wisconsin for this!" Hilarious. As if she travelled on a cargo ship, ghost train and horse and buggy to meet him. It's less than a two hour plane trip.  So then y'all called her brave, a hero for standing up to the evil cankle man. I guess you missed the part where she later discusses the interaction with a colleague as she grins from ear to ear. The...

  No offense to Kaitlan Collins, but why were you at the WHCD? Why did any of you show? I watched about a minute of Trump's ramble before I turned it off. He compared Collins to Dylan Mulvaney and still harped on her not smiling. The camera panned back to Collins but we only saw her back as others around her reacted. No one laughed. They barely moved. But y'all knew what was coming from his foul breath- an attack. The only reason I can think of why this farce went on was to store more ammo for later use. Hey, folks, this is our leader, a foul mouthed, bitter narcissist who is now so obese he looked like a slimy sausage in his suit.  Trump was the only one who enjoyed the evening because he managed to ruin it as everything he touches turns black and withers. He loved throwing insults. He thrives on sucking off the hate vibes because he's a sick man. Truly, I have never witnessed anyone like him who is so ugly inside and becoming more grotesque each and every day get so much ...

  The other night I watched a documentary about a woman who had been scammed out of thousands of dollars by a player- a man who makes a living preying off women. Usually I don't have much sympathy for these women and neither does the court system. It takes an awful lot to prove you were a victim and not a scorned woman. The courts contend that it is a civil matter, not a crime. But this one baffles me. You go on vacation, have a damn good time and all you want to do is go lie down in your own bed and watch your big screen tv, but when you get home, someone is sleeping on your beautiful quilt your mother made you, eating  Oreos- and there are three people watching your tv while they are chewing on the steaks you drooled about grilling when you got back. According to the law, there's not a damn thing you can do about these squatters. You cannot put a gun to their head and make them leave. I'm not even sure if you can change the locks if they decide to go out for the day. It...

  Here's what I think. Nolan Wells was dead before his "friends" left the Island. Here's what I also believe. Nothing will come of this unless one of his "friends" speaks up. The whole story stinks. His mother claims Nolan posted on Snapchat all the time, every day, yet two days of nothing on his phone. That's because his friends had the phone. They claim Wells was going to meet a girl and decided to leave his phone with his "friends." A phone has become an appendage to us. We don't leave it, especially if we're going to try and hook up with someone. We surely don't leave it with a group of males. There allegedly was video of the group getting into an argument, but authorities are still looking into it to verify whether it's real which in Amerikkka means it'll somehow be lost. Stories aren't adding up and the latest autopsy has been ruled inconclusive.  Why would the only black kid volunteer to remain on the island beca...

  Our Wisconsin governor has had enough and has decided to move on so we will find a new governor. I'm not sure we will be able to find a better governor than Tony Evers. He is the most non political politician I've ever known. He doesn't scream or yell or rant. You know why I think he's especially good at what he does? Because he does it without being in the news every damn day. I have had to scroll at times wondering what our state leader was up to. He was working! I vote by mail and have done so already. Hopefully there will be no blips because one candidate has already dropped out after the ballots were made. I'm not sure what the protocol is regarding dropouts. I didn't vote for this candidate because I voted for the socialist Democrat. It worked in New York, it can work here in Cheddarland. How will my fellow Wisconsinites vote? It all depends on how disgusted this state is with magats. There is an ad that has been running on the telly warning us these Dem...

 Peer pressure is real. We do things we normally wouldn't do when we're with a crowd and one lunkhead comes up with an idea as individuals we'd laugh at or dismiss. When you're a kid, you want to fit in, or at least not be a target for others. One true guide to prove we have become an adult is to step up and say no to the mob mentality.  As the Argentinian soccer team turned their backs on Spain as it celebrated its win, one player watched them lift their deserved award. Jose Manuel Lopez refused to give in to such an ugly response. I can only imagine what he is dealing with today because he chose to be an adult. Millions of young people watched the games. Many have a favorite player and look up to them. I confess that I did not watch one second of any the games and only saw blurbs about the action. One favorite player is Lionel Messi, the Argentinian captain who also had his back turned, but allegedly congratulated Spain for the win later. Since I know nothing about th...

  This story that I wanted to share has been sitting on the back burner because I knew there was no way I could not describe how truly disgusted I am to see this monstrosity created. I had heard it would be permanently displayed in Times Square or some prominent area for fans to stand before and bow their heads in prayer. So, a lot of foul language and nothing helpful was to be published. My heart soars at the moment because I read here 👇 the maker of this hunk of junk is very angry with us. He calls us, "cheap, cheap, cheap." Yeah, that's not a great marketing idea, pal. The Italian spent, so he says, $100,000 of his own money building the statue. I'm not sure what he used but in no way on this Earth is that worth $100,000. As a dutiful DIY gal who spends $80 on a project that looks like a $2 thrift castoff, I can relate, but that's as much sympathy he will receive from me. It seems no one wants to buy Charlie. In fact, he's read (probably my Bluesky feed) p...

  It's gallows humor I suppose- like when a cop cracks a joke about the corpse lying before him. We can laugh at the monster before us to alleviate the horror regarding his dirty deeds. In this case- two for the price of one, although we all know Andrew Tate is the ringleader and whatever his name is, follows along like a devoted puppy. The two were arrested down in Florida and might be extradited to England unless Trump gives them immunity. They are here because Ric Grenell, a Trump toady welcomed them here to hide out because there's nothing the regime loves more than men who rape women. It's a badge of honor to be in the club. I'm not sure how they were allowed to leave Romania. I'm not sure how they have managed to avoid any consequences to their habit of treating women like objects and share their knowledge with other men who too would like to learn how they too can rape and beat women and girls. But, let's discuss fashion because Andrew was arrested in wha...

  A certain podcast influencer occasionally mentions one of the orange man's gifts is that he can read a room and adjust accordingly. Usually it's with anger and screaming. I don't think Trump remotely comprehended the vibes as he stood onstage with the winners of the World Cup. Even after Infantino politely tried to escort him off, he stood there. What was especially weird was that he wasn't looking at the players, but towards the fans who were joyous in the win. Has he gotten to the point where his brain is now 90% oatmeal that he doesn't realize the applause is not for him? The guy is a walking embarrassment. It truly was a cringe moment, a moment we are witnessing more each day.  People are dying due to this deranged imbecile and yet he has the gall to stand in front of a crowd basking in someone else's time to shine. I'm a bit worried at the moment because the games are over. He's going to need something else to focus on, something besides working t...

  I got frickin annoyed yesterday on Bluesky because I wasn't in on the newest gossip around the cooler. "Jimothy? Is he new? What's so damn special about Jimothy? He's not getting my job!" I soon learned Jimothy eats garbage and sleeps all day- cause he's a RACCOON! HA! Apparently a woman was sitting in a park just minding her business when this hairy ball trots by. Jimothy would be considered a special needs child if he was human. Fortunately, the raccoon couldn't care less what you think of him. He's living his best life and the other raccoons don't whisper behind his back or come up to him and shout, "What happened to you!?" Then he's gotta explain he was born with a spinal defect as the curious lose interest and back away. Next time Jimothy should tell them he got squished in a garbage truck or something dramatic.  Over five million and counting have viewed the video as the human records the raccoon sauntering to wherever he'...

  Oh, boy. Okay, you can do what you want, but y'all think this is normal!?  Katherine Krick is... Uh, let's see, what is she? She's a minister pastor prophet apostle demon slayer. She claims to have the supernatural ability to draw out Satan and exorcise him from your body. She was in the midst of a book signing when a young lady had a conniption fit, or what they call, thrashing. I'm not sure if she was an actual paying customer or part of the entertainment. It sure got a reaction. I'm going to assume those in line, felt it.  I once dated (briefly) in my younger days a man who was dealing with his own demons. He grew up surrounded by crazy people who went to the church where people start to write and speak in tongues. He was torn between what he told me was a lot of theatrics and he was embarrassed by it all. So he said. Soon after we broke up because all along he had been dating a female who belonged to his church and he was swept away after seeing her thrash an...

  I don't know why this never occurred to me regarding the rise in emergency calls after a football game. After England lost to Argentina, calls to 999 rose 38%. Men who were drunk and angry took their frustration out on their partners and children. The Brits like to throw the word, "cunt," around a lot. It's not a word I like to use because here in America it's probably the most deragatory insult you can throw at a woman. So, the word really has little impact there because they call everyone a cunt. I guess the male species would be offended by the word, wanker. It doesn't matter because no word has been invented to describe who these deplorables are. I'm going to assume it's not just a British problem.* No, it's a male problem. Alcohol plays a factor. According to link above, the violence was only instigated by males who had been drinking. So by that you'd probably think well, it's the alcohol. Actually, it's the male who drinks at s...

  Okay, I'm scared. I didn't watch the fat ass miscreant warn us that he intends to stop the elections in November. There is no denying this is their intention. So, what are our options? Do we have any besides burning down the country? He's got all the tools. An army to mow us down, thugs in masks, magats and white supremacists who are chomping at the bit to murder us with permission. I have not seen anyone say this can't happen. I've only see that he will do everything he can, laws will be broken, to remain in power because he knows what will happen if a blue wave hits. He's going to go to prison. Lawyers can file motions, judges can give directives, politicians can write strongly worded letters. That will not stop him.  The fact is, a test is about to begin. How far are you willing to go to stop Trump? Are you okay with living under his regime? He will declare martial law and have us shot if we try and vote.  As my MIL used to say, "Hope for the best, pre...

  Still more about the stupid movie that hasn't even come out yet but film critics have seen it and rave over it. Sadly, Elon Musk and I disagree with them, but thankfully for different reasons. He's just a racist pig. I am angry about the alleged changes Nolan has made regarding Odysseus and his moral compass. In the poem, he didn't have one. He slaughtered and raped and pillaged without remorse. In the movie, he is woke, so woke. He's a killer with a heart. The other thing is when he stays with the witch goddess, Circe who intends to drug Odysseus so that he will forget his wife and child, Hermes, the god of purses, is on to her so Odysseus doesn't get fooled. Yet, he still stayed for a year. He stayed with Calypso for seven, although, allegedly as a captive.  These might be minor changes to Nolan but that changes who Odysseus is altogether. He had no moral conscience. He didn't feel remorse or regret for murdering hundreds of people. That is a huge change bec...

  When my coworker Doris, decided to say yes to marrying her long time boyfriend she had set some ground rules before the nuptials, and even though Doris was a psychopath she was smart enough to let her future husband know where they stood. One- no dogs. This was good because I reiterate, Doris was nuts. She also refused to have a canoe as their bed. Again, smart. But sometimes y'all don't listen and think you can change a person's mind. Sometimes you can. Sometimes you wear them down so much it's not worth the fight.  I bring this up because I saw another problem for an advice columnist, this one about a dog. The female was adamant about NOT getting an animal. She claimed they were just too busy and even though she liked dogs she was not ready to get one. Her partner dismissed her objections and bought one anyway. As much as she has grown fond of the pup she feels resentment and rightfully so. She says she must be on her partner constantly to walk and feed the dog he w...

  Greg Lake was 12 when he wrote, 'Lucky Man.' A woman spent 9 days in her bathtub after falling back and injuring herself.  It is now 923 days until Trump is walked out of the White House. This recipe for Mole Negro has 30 ingredients. Puck, the parrot, learned 1,500 words. There are over 100,000 people per square mile in Manila, Philippines.  There are 7.8 people per square mile in Montana, US. Shaquille O'Neal wears a size 22 shoe. There are only 2 white rhinoceros alive. Both are female. The minimum wage in Georgia is $5.15. Pediatric surgeons make $246 per hour.  The longest someone held their breath without pre oxygen assistance* is 11 minutes, 35 seconds. An Australian millipede has 1,306 legs. If Elon Musk spent $1 million dollars per day it would take over 2 centuries to spend it. The shortest recorded marriage was 3 minutes.** It would take 5.9 million steps to walk from Manhattan to Beverly Hills, Ca.  You will survive for roughly 10 minutes in 140°F...

  Whaaat? Ok, I don't listen to Trump because he makes me ill just looking at his pursed lips and hand movements. But- it's what comes out of his mouth that truly makes me heave, so I didn't realize he was a poet. Apparently his minions like to hear the tale of, 'The Snake.' Here it is 👇 Yeah, that's not the D H Lawrence poem, it's actually a song written by Al Wilson who I'm sure is turning in his grave for the way it's being used.  Oh who could Trump possibly mean to be the snake here? Commies, dumocrats, those cat and dog eating immigrants? Or, anyone who needs a helping hand most likely.  One- I'm shocked. I didn't know the orange man could read. Natalie must have picked this out for him.  The truly ironic bit to all of this is those people sitting behind him are farmers who take subsidies, working people who rely on SNAP food benefits, white collar business owners who get kickbacks and special favors from the government. Name me one per...

  Not gonna lie- I was smiling when I read the news that Lindsey Graham died, "a brief and sudden  illness." Mere hours after his death, we learn he died from an aortic dissection. It's a truly painful way to go and some would say, an avoidable death. I've seen the comments from my fellow lefties. There is no sorrow following his demise. The only post I found that was somewhat kind was Adam Kinzinger's post where he noted they had been friends at one time, then Lindsey changed. Kinzinger admits they rarely agreed on issues, yet, some people can look beyond one aspect of a person's life. I never will understand that, especially knowing how very hard Graham fought to keep America white, Christian and straight, even though it is very likely he was a closeted gay. Y'all can rag on him, I don't have any issues with you calling him out because he did indeed go to the dark side.  Why? Denial and self hate come to mind. He grew up in the South in a traditional...

  When I was a fifth grader at the St. Joseph the Worker Detention Center, Sister Mother Mary Comestome, requested we find a pen pal from her approved list of school aged participants from around the world. I noticed a girl who lived in Korea was on the list and since my father fought beside them to fight the commies, I chose her. Shockingly, I never heard back from Joon. I'm not sure when I realized my faux pas. It didn't stop me from writing letters, however. When my bestie moved away during our first year in high school, we wrote back to each other for ten years, sharing our deepest thoughts and experiences. When I began, one stamp cost 8 cents. I usually nabbed a few from my parents who had a roll of stamps. I don't think Dad, who worked for the post office got a discount, but we always had a supply, plus, he was my conduit to sending off my letters. I must have had hundreds of letters saved. Writing letters was how we stayed in touch with family. My father wrote in his...

 I rarely pay attention to Reich wing blowhards so don't know much about Scott Jennings except he used to be a fat boy and his wife's name is Autumn Stiff. (((giggles))) Jennings is the guy who claims to have talked to Mitchell McConnell for twenty minutes, although Mitch can't pick up a phone and talk to any reporter for one lousy minute to let us know he's ok. Anyone hear from his wife who had to run off to Chiiina for some reason? But back to Jennings... what should be his punishment if he's lying? I'm trying to remain calm about this but I'm about to blow a gasket. It's not the explosive diarrhea because I'm avoiding healthy food. I eat Oreos and Bugles washed down with lashings of bourbon. This really pisses me off. First of all because I came up with the Schrodinger's cat image y'all have stole from me and second this former fat bastard with a wife named Stiff (((giggles))) might have lied and he won't get one minute in the time out...

  Well if this isn't proof I don't know what more I can do. A priest claims there is solid evidence in the Bible that extraterrestrials are God's children coming to make a call. I sure hope they brought pie. I like pie. Anyway, seems that line in the Bible about there being many rooms in the Lord's house is about aliens in God's universe and y'all shouldn't be coming to the conclusion they're demons. Just hold on with yer shotguns and pitchforks, folks, those could be our friendly neighbors.  Shoot, we have seen what happens to people who come a calling. Shoot is about right. Can you imagine if these fellas were green!? Pew, pew, pew!  Listen to J D, he says there ain't no thing as extraterrestrials, he says....uh, what? Uh, hold up a minute... He says, what, those UFOs in the sky are demons!? Laws, have mercy.  Why are some people so obsessed with things they've never seen? It's strange because most of them can walk over a homeless person as...

  Oh dear, seems like the flatlanders are suffering from explosive diarrhea. Just stay downwind, neighbors. No one seems to know the exact source, what and where- but the usual suspects are mentioned- bagged salad, raspberries, blueberries. Seems to me in the past when something like this occured our government agencies could pinpoint the culprit faster than an explosive episode. I'd advise you to forego eating fruit and vegetables for the near future unless you want to be pooping in your pants at the most inopportune time. No time is good to be exploding crap out your backside, but to be safe stick to the carnivore diet. Of course we can't just live on meat even if our health secretary advises we do so.  So, what can you eat and not expect a volcanic eruption? Sugar, honey, yogurt, garlic and beans. Beans!!!? This is our new normal, kids. The government fired the inspectors. I'm guessing the people who picked the fields are sitting in cages somewhere in Amerikkka waiting t...

  I just wrote a post about the robotaxi, Waymo, taking a short cut by driving through a construction zone, knocking over cones as the passengers begged it to stop. It finally did, when it felt like it.  Now Waymo is gonna be your mama, too. Apparently two fifteen year olds were in a Waymo driverless car and doing what teenage boys do- act like stupid teenage boys. They were drinking and had orbeez gun shooters. I'm not sure who they were shooting at but Waymo had had enough and took over as driver and parent. The doors were locked and Waymo drove the miscreants to a police station.  Those kids thought they were gonna pull a fast one. I'm not sure how they were allowed to get in one as minors. Maybe it's not a thing, but they certainly planned on a fun night, sans parents, only to be turned in by a bot.  Parents everywhere will now be transporting their children with Waymo. I think some might be pissed that any authority will intervene, but it's hard raising teenage...

  This is a sad story regarding an incident that could have been completely avoided. An elderly woman walks into a restaurant and starts complaining about her order. There is video of the altercation between the woman and the staff. She apparently isn't satisfied with their response, so she shoves an employee, pulls hair, then is forcefully told to leave. She then has a heart attack and dies in transport to the hospital. Her daughter blames the employees. The medical examiner states the woman had a bad heart and the condition was exacerbated by the scuffle, an unfortunate incident she instigated.  I understand when relatives are in disbelief and try to find another answer to what transpired. In this case her family claim the restaurant edited the video. It's clear the woman was the aggressor. The restaurant lost money because they had to shut down for three weeks. No one here is a winner. I'm seeing this pattern all too often lately where there is clear evidence of wrong do...

  I am thoroughly confused. Confused about so many things but right now scratching my head over this one. We knew who Graham Platner was the day he declared his intentions to be Democratic Senator of Maine. A few little blips and blurbs were mentioned on social media. His own wife told his staff he was sending explicit sex messages to other women. He had a totenkopf tattoo he claims he had no idea was connected with the Nazi regime. Yet none of this is cause enough for outrage. Is it normal then? Are men regularly sending out graphic texts as the new one liner? "Hey babe, what's your sign? Look at my penis." But now a woman has come forward and claimed Platner raped her. Hoowah, look at everyone on him like flies on shit.  Let's give him the benefit of the doubt because there's still the presumption of innocence, right? The timing is rather interesting that she comes forward now. Hell, the guy could be a target of fallacious accusations. Maybe he didn't know h...