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The Events Of The Day

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 The Reich wing are lapping it up, calling out these two for alleged inappropriate behavior during the 9/11 memorial. No word about the fat tub of lard who could barely contain how bored he was. Even though a few conservatives have come to the defense of AOC and Mayor Mamdani having a bit of a laugh, I still find the image disturbing. I sort of get it. We laugh at funerals because the grief is immense, but this wasn't the place to go off piste. It was a day to remember those who lost their lives. There's nothing remotely humorous about it and again I'm pretty sure they were talking about things that had nothing to do with the memorial, yet, it bothers me.  I saw an image of our former Presidents who were somber and respectful. It breaks my heart knowing Joe Biden is in pain and still stood for hours while the stooge couldn't even bother to show and it was so embarrassing to look at him.  Trump's handlers claim he was listening. We all know this is a damn lie. He is ...

Let's Do The Himbo!

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  I have a post about 9/11 but I don't think I'll publish it today. There's nothing I can add, but as long as I live I won't forget the date and how it changed our lives. A better writer than I can describe the day. So, on that note, let's discuss the himbo. I am truly out of touch, although I read and try to be hip, I was unaware such a word existed. I also had never heard of Hasan Piker until he showed up at Trumpapalooza, which was an amusing and a great surprise to Hasan. I'm not sure why left wing political commentators are taking off their clothes lately but I'm not protesting. Besides Piker posing in his underwear, Brian Tyler Cohen also showed us some muscle. According to Merriam -Webster, a himbo is of course the male version of a bimbo, one who looks good but is quite the dummy. I'm not sure who would fit that description IRL. In movieland Channing Tatum usually plays the sexy, muscular guy who can't touch his nose with his finger. I find t...

Kirk Out

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  Has it only been a year? Seems like more. I don't recall where I was when I heard the news that Charlie Kirk had been killed. 9/11- yes. JFK assassination - yes. Challenger disaster - yes. I do remember watching the graphic video where he is shot. It's quite disturbing and no one should die from a bullet. I really don't need to list everything that was wrong with Kirk's ideology. There is nothing good to say about him. When you believe slaves had it good, there is something very wrong with your way of thinking. When you say transgenders are just looking for attention, you are to be dismissed and not respected. I read an article in The Guardian from someone who clearly admired Kirk even though he tried very hard to pretend to be neutral. He kept bringing up the fact that Kirk could debate with liberals all the while remaining calm. Gee, that's the best you can do? What spewed out of his mouth was garbage even if it came out in a calm and controlled manner. Trump h...

Jump To Recipe!

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 I don't know anyone who doesn't like pizza and most of us have a favorite place. Mine was Joe's Pizza in Wheeling, Illinois. I used to sit and watch the elderly man fling and toss dough into the air to create magic. It's been years since I've been there so now I order from something a bit closer- and definitely not a chain establishment where gross, cardboard entities are slapped about. There is no love inside those pizzas and no taste either. And- it's really getting hard for me to accept the price of a $30 pizza. The next resort is to buy frozen pizza from the Jewels or wherever you shop. It makes no difference because frozen pizza should never be called a pizza. Ever.  So here is my solution and I'm going to reluctantly share it with you. I don't want a run on this product but I just cannot allow y'all to be eating that garbage they call pizza any longer. Bread is also outrageous so we are going stop buying tasteless loaves that now cost around $...

"What We Got Here..."*

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  Well, that was interesting. A fellow Blueskyer recently posted on her feed an image of two men shaking hands. The caption read something like, "It's ok to apologize for being wrong and we can work together in the future." Considering she posts mainly about politics, I assumed it was about MAGA and the rest of us letting bygones be bygones. So, I left a comment which just said, "Sorry, can never forgive and will never work with them." (Actual caption and image above) A few minutes later, I got a notice on my phone with her reply, "What the fuck you talkin' about!?" Ok, my bad. Maybe I misunderstood the message. When I went to Bluesky her response was not there. That has happened before where someone will leave me a nasty reply but it doesn't show up on Bluesky or in my DM.  You can decide for yourselves. Did I get it wrong? Communicating through text messages is a tricky business. I had numerous occasions where I misunderstood a text from a fr...

"You're Free To Move About, Except You."

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  Before we begin, let's get one thing cleared up.  Duck tape is not duct tape. When you want to tape something temporarily, use duck tape. Actually, just toss that shit out and use the good stuff.  Let's begin... I won't name him because he's been shamed and will forever be the duct taped dude who met an aficionado of the silver tape. Red Green would be proud. The guy was not going anywhere. I'm not sure why with all that tape they missed his mouth, where all the bad things poured out.  And I'm not sure what is going on in the airlines to produce these wretches. I realize there are bars inside the airports, but there has to be more than just booze talking. A few pills, perhaps? Maybe some white, powdery substance to ease the nerves, which only seems to ramp up the volume. I always believed a drunk was showing their true colors as the alcohol seeped into their brains and toxins poured out of their mouths. So when you hear inebriated, fire breathing asshats shou...

It's A Gas

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Time to stock up on Sugar free treats  Gummy bears Licorice  and my favorite  Sweet tarts! According to this warning  Sugar free candy gives us Gas and odorous poopy farts. The gases make you bloat Like a giant Thanksgiving float. Stand back Look out Make way I think I'm gonna blow! Farting scents of Sugar babies  Sour Patch Kids, squishy  Bugs that really glow! So, fair warning on Hallows Eve,  By begging for some candy  When answering my door You might be greeted  with a blast Of candy from the  Past! A whiff of candy corn  Through a maze of  Tummy tubes Goes in like fruity fruits Comes out like Trump's Rotten, rancid toots.  So I'll save myself  An awful night- Pass on the gas To ghouls who beg. A midnight wind Throughout the town Three parts sulphur egg emitting from a Toddler clown, Goblins, ghosts and Witches, too, Sleep through the night As potions stew Mom and Dad's Sleep in their cars Eating stolen sugar fre...