The Curse
"Belgium, it's a terrible country. Chocolate, that's all they have. Waffles. They cheated, they cheat all the time. Our boys should have won. I even had a talk with Johnny about bringing in Fabuloso. Sadly, Farquhar will have to go. He's Un-American and reminds be of Belgium chocolate. I don't like chocolate. I like those chewy squares that get stuck in my dentures. I tell Natalie, sometimes I call her, Natalie, bring me some starburst and French fries. Gonna mix em up. Even after I talked to Johnny who said the fix was in, the boys lost. Belgium cheated that's all I can say. What? Who? Mitch? He's fine, he's just taking a break, I don't wanna talk about him. I barely know him. We met once. Looks like a turtle. His hand was slimy. Giorgia Meloni has a crush on me. You saw the picture. She wants me. No, no, I told her not to look at me directly. She wants me bad. Kind of looks like Ivanka. She's hot, she's really hot for me. Anyway, we'r...