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  Whaaat? Ok, I don't listen to Trump because he makes me ill just looking at his pursed lips and hand movements. But- it's what comes out of his mouth that truly makes me heave, so I didn't realize he was a poet. Apparently his minions like to hear the tale of, 'The Snake.' Here it is 👇 Yeah, that's not the D H Lawrence poem, it's actually a song written by Al Wilson who I'm sure is turning in his grave for the way it's being used.  Oh who could Trump possibly mean to be the snake here? Commies, dumocrats, those cat and dog eating immigrants? Or, anyone who needs a helping hand most likely.  One- I'm shocked. I didn't know the orange man could read. Natalie must have picked this out for him.  The truly ironic bit to all of this is those people sitting behind him are farmers who take subsidies, working people who rely on SNAP food benefits, white collar business owners who get kickbacks and special favors from the government. Name me one per...

  Not gonna lie- I was smiling when I read the news that Lindsey Graham died, "a brief and sudden  illness." Mere hours after his death, we learn he died from an aortic dissection. It's a truly painful way to go and some would say, an avoidable death. I've seen the comments from my fellow lefties. There is no sorrow following his demise. The only post I found that was somewhat kind was Adam Kinzinger's post where he noted they had been friends at one time, then Lindsey changed. Kinzinger admits they rarely agreed on issues, yet, some people can look beyond one aspect of a person's life. I never will understand that, especially knowing how very hard Graham fought to keep America white, Christian and straight, even though it is very likely he was a closeted gay. Y'all can rag on him, I don't have any issues with you calling him out because he did indeed go to the dark side.  Why? Denial and self hate come to mind. He grew up in the South in a traditional...

  When I was a fifth grader at the St. Joseph the Worker Detention Center, Sister Mother Mary Comestome, requested we find a pen pal from her approved list of school aged participants from around the world. I noticed a girl who lived in Korea was on the list and since my father fought beside them to fight the commies, I chose her. Shockingly, I never heard back from Joon. I'm not sure when I realized my faux pas. It didn't stop me from writing letters, however. When my bestie moved away during our first year in high school, we wrote back to each other for ten years, sharing our deepest thoughts and experiences. When I began, one stamp cost 8 cents. I usually nabbed a few from my parents who had a roll of stamps. I don't think Dad, who worked for the post office got a discount, but we always had a supply, plus, he was my conduit to sending off my letters. I must have had hundreds of letters saved. Writing letters was how we stayed in touch with family. My father wrote in his...

 I rarely pay attention to Reich wing blowhards so don't know much about Scott Jennings except he used to be a fat boy and his wife's name is Autumn Stiff. (((giggles))) Jennings is the guy who claims to have talked to Mitchell McConnell for twenty minutes, although Mitch can't pick up a phone and talk to any reporter for one lousy minute to let us know he's ok. Anyone hear from his wife who had to run off to Chiiina for some reason? But back to Jennings... what should be his punishment if he's lying? I'm trying to remain calm about this but I'm about to blow a gasket. It's not the explosive diarrhea because I'm avoiding healthy food. I eat Oreos and Bugles washed down with lashings of bourbon. This really pisses me off. First of all because I came up with the Schrodinger's cat image y'all have stole from me and second this former fat bastard with a wife named Stiff (((giggles))) might have lied and he won't get one minute in the time out...

  Well if this isn't proof I don't know what more I can do. A priest claims there is solid evidence in the Bible that extraterrestrials are God's children coming to make a call. I sure hope they brought pie. I like pie. Anyway, seems that line in the Bible about there being many rooms in the Lord's house is about aliens in God's universe and y'all shouldn't be coming to the conclusion they're demons. Just hold on with yer shotguns and pitchforks, folks, those could be our friendly neighbors.  Shoot, we have seen what happens to people who come a calling. Shoot is about right. Can you imagine if these fellas were green!? Pew, pew, pew!  Listen to J D, he says there ain't no thing as extraterrestrials, he says....uh, what? Uh, hold up a minute... He says, what, those UFOs in the sky are demons!? Laws, have mercy.  Why are some people so obsessed with things they've never seen? It's strange because most of them can walk over a homeless person as...

  Oh dear, seems like the flatlanders are suffering from explosive diarrhea. Just stay downwind, neighbors. No one seems to know the exact source, what and where- but the usual suspects are mentioned- bagged salad, raspberries, blueberries. Seems to me in the past when something like this occured our government agencies could pinpoint the culprit faster than an explosive episode. I'd advise you to forego eating fruit and vegetables for the near future unless you want to be pooping in your pants at the most inopportune time. No time is good to be exploding crap out your backside, but to be safe stick to the carnivore diet. Of course we can't just live on meat even if our health secretary advises we do so.  So, what can you eat and not expect a volcanic eruption? Sugar, honey, yogurt, garlic and beans. Beans!!!? This is our new normal, kids. The government fired the inspectors. I'm guessing the people who picked the fields are sitting in cages somewhere in Amerikkka waiting t...