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I, Jeffrey Epstein, Am Having No Fun

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  Raise your hand if you believe this is authentic? No one? It's a miracle! Evidence which proves Jeffrey Epstein took his own life because after seven years a suicide note has been produced. Wow! Real, possibly fake, possibly real letter It seems the handwritten note in illegible writing was in the hands of Epstein's former cell mate, Nicholas Tartaglione . According to the cell mate, Jeffrey had tried to do himself in a month prior to the successful endeavor. Nicholas, a former cop who was in prison for the murder of four people, found the note later, tucked in one of his books. (The Art of the Deal?) He hung on to it thinking it would help his case because he claims he found Jeffrey trying to hang himself and if not for him giving him CPR, Jeffrey would have died a whole month earlier. Unfortunately, the note didn't seem to sway a jury. Killing four people trumps CPR on a pedophile.  The note has not been authenticated and no one seems in a rush to prove it's Epstei...
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Oops, She Did It Again

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  Britney Spears was arrested in March for driving under the influence. She pleaded guilty and checked herself into a rehab facility on April 12th and was seen out in public on the first of May. Wow, she must be cured! We all know every alcoholic who has some money uses the old rehab excuse to get out of going to jail. It's getting old and there should be zero tolerance for people who get into a moving murder machines while drunk or high on drugs. I get so frustrated reading about the third, fourth, tenth DUI with zero consequences in my state of Wisconsin. The courts are more interested in making a profit. They don't have room for you drunkards and you know it. It's not until the fourth DUI in this state where penalties get a little tougher. Here's a bit of a breakdown in recidivism. If you have money, are famous or have connections you get the, 'Get out of jail card,' for a little bit of cash payout and a promise to get some help.  I confess, when Britney want...
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Reading With Usha!

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  Usha: "Cheryl. You are fun." Cheryl: "Usha. Yes, I am fun." The Three Little Pigs  Once upon a time, there were three bachelor piggies, Robert Jr, James Donald and Donald John, who were kicked out of their mummy and daddy's house and told to go fend for themselves.  "Watch out for the big bad Wolff," mummy cried out. "Beware of the Vova," hollered daddy. "Did he say, vulva," whispered Robert Jr. And they all squealed. Usha: "Very fun." Cheryl: "So fun." Like, oh my God, please stop. I don't understand what is going on here . Are parents supposed to hand a child a tablet so they can watch story telling time with Usha Vance? "Here, kid, Daddy's had a rough day. Listen to the bimbos." How does this help a child learn to read? If a parent plans on reading a bedtime story to their children, what's the need for Usha!? I'm confused. Read to your own mini yous. There's no need for Usha.  M...
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"... I'm Ready For My Closeup"

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  Thank-you, Ted Turner for preserving the oldies. And with that moving eulogy let's talk about film making. I'm watching a series on Netflix, called, "Straight to Hell," a Japanese made melodrama which started out really well and has morphed into an opera of soap bubbles. The title for instance, what a dumb title. In the very beginning, before the drama begins we are informed it's based on a true story but with a lot of fiction. I'd guess 98% fiction with one real fact in this movie being the main character's name. The story begins in 1945 or 46, after the big war and Tokyo was a ruin and food was scarce. I was sucked in because the cinematography was gorgeous. CGI, AI, a set, I don't know, but it clearly depicted the devastation.  Unfortunately, the rest of the series is so-so. The writing is absolutely abysmal. The acting is laughable. I hate every character in it. The music is weird and out of place at times. And I really don't give a crap anym...
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Walk It Off!

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  Hahahahaha... Ugh. Supposedly he was joking, but not really because he doesn't look to be the kind of guy who has a stairmaster in his bedroom. He says walking around the golf course is enough exercise, although, I've never seen him walk, unless it's two feet up to the place where he hits a ball and then he gets back into his golf cart. We can see the shape he's in and it isn't pretty. I must confess, I hate working up a sweat as well, but I ride my stationary bike every day. I'm trying to delay using the rollater I bought four years ago thinking I'd need it to get around the college campus. I never had to use it, so it sits in my closet, along with one of those toilet seats for old people. That thing is about eight years old and again, never used. I even attempted to send it back to Walmart but they said, "No, no, you keep it!" Well, okay, but I swear I didn't use it. I think I bought it after falling on ice and shattering my tibia and knee ...
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Time Out

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 Well, well, well, what a fine pickle you both have gotten yourselves into, or as the Russians would say, a marinovat'. Two bullies who thought they'd be in and out within days, that David would fall and then they could swap war stories. Nyet! Trump and his BFF have painted themselves into a corner they don't seem to know how to get out of. Every day, every hour, Trump changes his tune.  "We have beaten them into submission!" "We are at peace!" "War, peace, cease fire, annihilation, winning!" Putin's problem is his own people who have finally caught on that there were no bad guys Vlad had to take out of Ukraine. He's the bad guy! The people are struggling now. We are struggling as well. Millions of people who can't do a damn thing regarding two numbskulls are struggling. The tide is turning, though. Maybe. Any day now there will be a coup. Hopefully.🤞🤞Unfortunately, not here in the states, but word around the kuler dlya vody is th...
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Eyes Wide Shut

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  Sorry, Katy, for blocking your fabulous self. Your costume is, uh, amazing dahling.  I've always said when darkness descends, find the light. Play music during a storm, dance while orange men try to destroy the planet. It's a big finger to chaos and hopelessness. And yet... getting constant unwanted news about the fabulous  people walking about, trying to outdo each other in weirdness, might be where I say, what the fuck is wrong with you people!? People cannot put food on the table, yet these people are paying $100,000 to be seen. They grovel at the feet of the Ice princess, Anna Wintour, who decides who is worthy to be a part of this sickening display of wealth and entitlement. I wasn't really surprised by who showed up. With the exception of one, they seem to be shallow, empty husks who breathe on the adulation of their adoring fans, mostly young, gullible children who haven't yet figured out these people are not real anymore. They are a brand. I was disappointed t...
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