Thingy

  Who's got money for Coachella!? Apparently, half a million people.  That's 500,000 who have no reason to bitch about rent, food, gas or how boomers fucked up their lives. Btw, Justin Trudeau, you look like an idiot, but I assume you always were one. Every day I see in the media sources how horrible, terrible life is- and for many Americans it is, but I'm going to assume it's worse for people who have always lived on the edge.  For the half a million strong who doled out thousands upon thousands to be cool and listen to shitty "music" for a few hours, shut the fuck up about how tough life is. It's not. Unless you've been scraping pennies for five years to finally achieve the dream of roaming around a mud field whilst enviously watching the other "cool" people and listening to Justin Bieber play on a computer, well I hope you got all that you deserved.  I don't give a rat's ass about Coachella. I find nothing awesome about it. In fact...

  Damn, what a bitch . Instead of possibly coming off as an actual human being, the Danish queen tells her daughter in law to back off petting her dog. The tension is palpable, even from where I'm sitting, a zillion miles away. I had two MIL's in my life. One was nicknamed Dragon by her own children if that gives you a clue. The other was the evil step mother who married their father and both biological parents fought over custody of the children. Neither wanted them. I saw the step mother more often than Dragon who lived in some low rent housing in a very bad section of Chicago with her boyfriend. Dragon was your typical alcoholic, if that's a thing. She didn't really connect with her five children until they all became adults. When they were children and their father married his sister in law (it's complicated, like the monarchy) Dragon dumped the children off one cold night in front of his door and took off to be single and free. Naturally, the newlywed bride was...

 He cuts off raccoon bits and considers it quite sane Blames mental foggy memory on worm chewing on his brain  He swims in fecal  matter, declares he's a  model of good health He gets away with gobbled goop by name and family wealth. Aspirin causes autism  black children are all drugged  Vaccines are bad for humans  raw milk should be chugged. Sniff coke upon a toilet seat- add Three squares per day of heroin, then Crank out a late night treat. He wears his blue jeans  tight sitting in a tub  lifting weights with one Kid Rock, A weird ass creepy club. Eats kimchi, kraut and meat meat pie, meat loaf, meat logs, won't eat a man's best friend  unless  it's beef hot dogs.   He seems to know  not  what he does Or which way the wind does blow  A hedonistic's pursuit through life-  with empty hands to show.

 

  So, I put my phone down for a break and started thinking. I thought about think tanks and wondered what they're actually thinking about. I have one idea. I think they'd like to annihilate the human race. Oh, not everybody but those who to them serve no viable purpose. The homeless, the terminally ill, the mentally ill, those with intellectual disabilities, felons and anyone who can't hold a job.  When these rich and powerful people get together along with mad scientists, engineers, doctors, lawyers and Mensa alumni, they aren't thinking about how to better life for humanity. They are planning on how to take everything they can possibly can while they are here and mold a future of a super race. I'm sure they whisper amongst themselves as they drink Cristal and smoke Cuban cigars how they can live decades longer in a world made for just for them and their silver spooned offspring.  So, they need to get rid of the needy- those poor slobs who can't pull themselves...

  I love old movies so I ask Google to find me a few. Apparently the search engine "thinks" the 1990's is going way back as the screen displays, 'Pretty Woman' and 'Back to the Future.' I'm actually requesting gems from the the 40's and 50's, but in particular I wanted to write about this movie, ' Houseboat .' It's described as a romantic comedy starring Cary Grant and Sophia Loren. It is anything but. Neither romantic or a comedy. I wrote about this movie years ago and again now because of the same basic complaint. The children. They are described by one critic as, "horrors," modern, self expressive American brats. One of the film critics (Wikipedia) is almost close to conveying what I see regarding the little horrors and other issues in the movie which clearly prove how very unfunny this movie is. Loren is the objectified woman who is constantly ogled, touched and humiliated by Grant's creepy ass friends. Grant even ...