Thingy

  This girl ain't so stupid after all, despite this sentence. I think I have finally figured out what bothered me regarding a YouTube series that I watch(ed) usually late at night because it's so pretty and calming. I've constantly wondered if it was AI because everything is perfect. The videos are of a family who live in the Shahdag mountains of Azerbaijan. It usually begins with a closeup of the buildings where flowers are everywhere. There are huge baskets of fruits and vegetables, enough for an army, although the people we only ever see are a couple probably in their 50's who do regular chores. Their son is the videographer and he's absolutely talented in that regard. The animals, cats, dogs, crows, bunnies all live in harmony and look well cared for. Sometimes we will see the sheep in the meadows, the horses in the fields- absolutely nothing out of place. The woman bakes delicious food, massive amounts of food whilst the man tinkers about.  And then today I saw...

  Wow. How much more fafoed can you get and still support these grifters? We are living in the very worst of American history as thieves and despots rule the country. I really can't find anything funny about Trump and Sons latest scheme to take money from it's gullible followers. Magas have been waiting over a year for their Trump phone. Thousands put down a $100 deposit they will never get back. The original cost is $499 and touted as being made in America. Lie after lie as usual. The parts are made in China and where they were supposed to be assembled is anyone's guess.  When the hell are you going to say, "Enough!"? This absolutely makes me sick. Trump and his grifter family are making billions and have zero shame or remorse. They are laughing as they rake in money by grifting and insider trading.  Normally, I don't feel much empathy for Trump's base, but, it also shows the world how absolutely dumb we have become. How is this possible that we have so m...

  I want to give you a heads up about tomorrow. Don't be one of those guys who ends up in a Walgreens or gas station at eight am on a Sunday morning buying dead flowers and stuff from the resale bin because that's all that's left because you forgot it's Mother's Day. Mothers. There is no bond stronger than a mother and child. It just is. I always had the feeling our mother never wanted to be a mom, but she lived in an era where it was set in stone, otherwise you were considered a waste of space. I came to the conclusion at a young age about our mother after watching episodes of, 'The Brady Bunch,' and old reruns of, 'Father Knows Best,' where Margaret gave sage advice whilst mopping the floor on her hands and knees in a dress and heels. Those moms never slept on the couch in the middle of the day. When Marcia had a problem she could talk to Carol. When I was at a point in my early teens when I wanted to end my life, my mother's sage advice was to...

  Raise your hand if you believe this is authentic? No one? It's a miracle! Evidence which proves Jeffrey Epstein took his own life because after seven years a suicide note has been produced. Wow! Real, possibly fake, possibly real letter It seems the handwritten note in illegible writing was in the hands of Epstein's former cell mate, Nicholas Tartaglione . According to the cell mate, Jeffrey had tried to do himself in a month prior to the successful endeavor. Nicholas, a former cop who was in prison for the murder of four people, found the note later, tucked in one of his books. (The Art of the Deal?) He hung on to it thinking it would help his case because he claims he found Jeffrey trying to hang himself and if not for him giving him CPR, Jeffrey would have died a whole month earlier. Unfortunately, the note didn't seem to sway a jury. Killing four people trumps CPR on a pedophile.  The note has not been authenticated and no one seems in a rush to prove it's Epstei...

  Britney Spears was arrested in March for driving under the influence. She pleaded guilty and checked herself into a rehab facility on April 12th and was seen out in public on the first of May. Wow, she must be cured! We all know every alcoholic who has some money uses the old rehab excuse to get out of going to jail. It's getting old and there should be zero tolerance for people who get into a moving murder machines while drunk or high on drugs. I get so frustrated reading about the third, fourth, tenth DUI with zero consequences in my state of Wisconsin. The courts are more interested in making a profit. They don't have room for you drunkards and you know it. It's not until the fourth DUI in this state where penalties get a little tougher. Here's a bit of a breakdown in recidivism. If you have money, are famous or have connections you get the, 'Get out of jail card,' for a little bit of cash payout and a promise to get some help.  I confess, when Britney want...

  Usha: "Cheryl. You are fun." Cheryl: "Usha. Yes, I am fun." The Three Little Pigs  Once upon a time, there were three bachelor piggies, Robert Jr, James Donald and Donald John, who were kicked out of their mummy and daddy's house and told to go fend for themselves.  "Watch out for the big bad Wolff," mummy cried out. "Beware of the Vova," hollered daddy. "Did he say, vulva," whispered Robert Jr. And they all squealed. Usha: "Very fun." Cheryl: "So fun." Like, oh my God, please stop. I don't understand what is going on here . Are parents supposed to hand a child a tablet so they can watch story telling time with Usha Vance? "Here, kid, Daddy's had a rough day. Listen to the bimbos." How does this help a child learn to read? If a parent plans on reading a bedtime story to their children, what's the need for Usha!? I'm confused. Read to your own mini yous. There's no need for Usha.  M...