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Rent A Date

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  Unwanted men handle their rejection in different ways around the world. In America it's traditional to get together with other angry men and discuss ways to hurt women. In Afghanistan you pay for a ten year old girl with a cow or automatic rifle. In the UK, you form a rock band and have coitus every night, even if you look like a shriveled potato. In Japan, they hire women for a date. No, date doesn't mean the same thing as the ho "date," in America, but almost. You're still buying a lady's time, but supposedly there's no hanky panky. There's a channel on YouTube made by a young Japanese woman who takes us with her on her weekend rent a date. She has a regular job during the week, but I guess that doesn't pay the bills, so she hires herself out as a date for lonely men. I only watched one the whole way through just to see what happens. Not a whole lot. We never see faces, just a hand or the back of a head. She has a few regulars who hire her to a...

He's Blinking, Moron!

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  He's done a lot of horrible, no good, downright dirty deeds, but this just enrages me. No, he's not blinking. He's nodding off, something Joe Biden never did. It's not just the leader of this once so so nation falling asleep right before us, but the people behind him acting as if everything is normal.  "Ssssshhh, let Grandpa sleep. He didn't get much sleep last night." Perhaps if he'd put down the phone and stop raging over comedians until the am, he'd be able to pay attention to details. He's so absolutely sickening to look at with his pig eyes and pouty, drooling mouth. We see you, asshole! That's not blinking, moron! That's a rotting husk of a soulless piece of shit. You can go after the big name stars who wish you gone, but look behind them. There are millions who want you gone. Some will be polite and deny they want you 😵. I hope you fall on a bar of soap and permanently sleep. We should take a poll today and see who agrees.  Sl...

Walkies

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  I thought I'd go out and walk off the foggy brain syndrome. It was the perfect weather for me. Low 60's makes for fine walkies. And then I see this. 👇 It's been awhile since I walked this way to the lake. There used to be a line of three houses whose front yards would be covered in Reich wing signs. Today, there wasn't one sign supporting the orange man. Two of the houses had absolutely nothing in their yard, but this house never fails to disappoint. What a stupid ass sign. I was hoping someone would have come out. In the heat of the moment, I would have told them they should be like Charlie Kirk, if y'all know what I mean. Too much? Lol. Yeah, probably. Still pisses me off though.  The lake looks nice. The county has been working on planting flowers and keeping the beach clean. Usually I can find a fishing hook or a bobber. Maybe too early although the boats are in the dock.  It's nice to walk on a weekday when the only people about are a few dog walkers.  I...

Getting Some Z's

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  I rarely watch local news on the telly except in the morning whilst drinking my first and only cup of coffee. They repeat the same thing about every ten minutes so it's a bit annoying. Ten minutes is really all ya need. But there was one story that caught my eye. Picture it...  You're driving down Brady street in Milwaukee when all of a sudden you hear a clunk. Then you look on your dashboard and there's a man sitting on a toilet. You don't know what it means, but you know you ain't going anywhere. It's late so you decide to leave it til the morning. So you call Uber cause your girlfriend doesn't know you went out with the boys. Anyway, the next morning, you get your neighbor, Earl, to drop you off so you can get a tow, but the car is gone. You're able to track your car only to wait in line to receive this 👇 Within 24 hours your car had been towed, sold to a scrapyard and duly cubed. No one is claiming responsibility, although the tow truck driver see...

I've Been (Fill in the blank)

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  This girl ain't so stupid after all, despite this sentence. I think I have finally figured out what bothered me regarding a YouTube series that I watch(ed) usually late at night because it's so pretty and calming. I've constantly wondered if it was AI because everything is perfect. The videos are of a family who live in the Shahdag mountains of Azerbaijan. It usually begins with a closeup of the buildings where flowers are everywhere. There are huge baskets of fruits and vegetables, enough for an army, although the people we only ever see are a couple probably in their 50's who do regular chores. Their son is the videographer and he's absolutely talented in that regard. The animals, cats, dogs, crows, bunnies all live in harmony and look well cared for. Sometimes we will see the sheep in the meadows, the horses in the fields- absolutely nothing out of place. The woman bakes delicious food, massive amounts of food whilst the man tinkers about.  And then today I saw...

Can't Phone It In

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  Wow. How much more fafoed can you get and still support these grifters? We are living in the very worst of American history as thieves and despots rule the country. I really can't find anything funny about Trump and Sons latest scheme to take money from it's gullible followers. Magas have been waiting over a year for their Trump phone. Thousands put down a $100 deposit they will never get back. The original cost is $499 and touted as being made in America. Lie after lie as usual. The parts are made in China and where they were supposed to be assembled is anyone's guess.  When the hell are you going to say, "Enough!"? This absolutely makes me sick. Trump and his grifter family are making billions and have zero shame or remorse. They are laughing as they rake in money by grifting and insider trading.  Normally, I don't feel much empathy for Trump's base, but, it also shows the world how absolutely dumb we have become. How is this possible that we have so m...

A Public Service Announcement

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  I want to give you a heads up about tomorrow. Don't be one of those guys who ends up in a Walgreens or gas station at eight am on a Sunday morning buying dead flowers and stuff from the resale bin because that's all that's left because you forgot it's Mother's Day. Mothers. There is no bond stronger than a mother and child. It just is. I always had the feeling our mother never wanted to be a mom, but she lived in an era where it was set in stone, otherwise you were considered a waste of space. I came to the conclusion at a young age about our mother after watching episodes of, 'The Brady Bunch,' and old reruns of, 'Father Knows Best,' where Margaret gave sage advice whilst mopping the floor on her hands and knees in a dress and heels. Those moms never slept on the couch in the middle of the day. When Marcia had a problem she could talk to Carol. When I was at a point in my early teens when I wanted to end my life, my mother's sage advice was to...