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The Curse

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 "Belgium, it's a terrible country. Chocolate, that's all they have. Waffles. They cheated, they cheat all the time. Our boys should have won. I even had a talk with Johnny about bringing in Fabuloso. Sadly, Farquhar will have to go. He's Un-American and reminds be of Belgium chocolate. I don't like chocolate. I like those chewy squares that get stuck in my dentures. I tell Natalie, sometimes I call her, Natalie, bring me some starburst and French fries. Gonna mix em up. Even after I talked to Johnny who said the fix was in, the boys lost. Belgium cheated that's all I can say. What? Who? Mitch? He's fine, he's just taking a break, I don't wanna talk about him. I barely know him. We met once. Looks like a turtle. His hand was slimy. Giorgia Meloni has a crush on me. You saw the picture. She wants me. No, no, I told her not to look at me directly. She wants me bad. Kind of looks like Ivanka. She's hot, she's really hot for me. Anyway, we'r...

Friends In Fuhrer's Ass

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  Folarin Balogun. That's the name that gets you arrested and deported to a country you've never been before.  I have been following the futbol shenanigans involuntarily. It's in my face, like a pesky fly who won't go away. But, sports is a good thing. I'm into baseball, myself, although I have been quite disenchanted with the ball players and their love for Trump. The sporting world is an alpha world. I don't know why people are shocked when a women's team is overshadowed by the men. As James Brown would sing, "It's a maaaaaaan's world..." At least when it comes to sports. I know nothing about futbol, we used to call it soccer here, because we're special. People run around kicking a ball and cannot use their hands. I have nothing against the sport itself. It looks like fun and doesn't involve future brain damage. I like that. The current games should have been a way for the world to have fun, respect each other and leave the ugline...

Neil The Seal

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  Neil the seal is an asshole.  He's a five year old elephant seal who weighs 1,300 pounds and will get much bigger. Neil lives on and around the Tasman Peninsula. Neil does whatever he wants and no one is going to stop him. The citizens love him. The authority is frustrated - with Neil and the citizens.  When Neil comes ashore he likes to hang out around the hazard cones. I'm guessing the town is broke due to Neil destroying everything in his path. He also likes to scream at the residents if they refuse to feed him.  He's a character as they say and it might sound amusing at the moment because he hasn't hurt anyone. Yet. He's going to get bigger. He's going to become a belligerent bastard tenfold and he will continue his path of destruction.  So, what is the solution? They've already tried to relocate him and he just comes back. The Peninsula is about 250 square miles. Seems like the young lad should be able to find a quiet spot. Neil likes his cones. He p...

They Should D-I-V-O-R-C-E

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"What we've got here... is a failure to communicate."* The first thing I saw on Bluesky was a poster accusing the famous newlyweds of being horrible, vile shits for inviting Steven Demetriou , who allegedly makes a living housing brown people, and not in the way you'd think the couple would support. So, cynical me takes a look and the only thing I saw was a feed on Facebook apologizing for confusing Sr. with Jr. who was at the wedding.  I posted the post, then heard some more through the ether that both father and son were indeed at the wedding. If true regarding Sr. and his involvement in locking up innocent people, then I agree, it was a shitty thing to have him there. He's a friend of a friend of Travis, the groom. The couple must have known he was going to be there unless he crashed the shenanigans and that is highly unlikely.  Sure puts a damper on the lovely couple's nuptials if its true. I wasn't a fan of either before and have zero fucks to give re...

What's Going On With Mitch And Where In The World Is Elaine?

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  I try to avoid reading anything about Mitch McConnell. He makes me ill to listen to and to look at. If he had another personality his looks wouldn't bother me and I know how horrible that sounds but that's the way it is.  But, I hear Mitch might be dead. He's definitely incapacitated at the moment. Most loving wives would be at the bedside of a critically ill partner. Elaine Chao, McConnell's wife flew off to China and met with some officials - about what? I dunno! Why would a person travel to a foreign country three days after hubby is found lying on the floor after a possible heart attack? This is not a useful post because I know nothing other than the most vile human being is doing a Schrodinger's cat on us and Jessica Fletcher should be following the wife.  I will say we need to put limits on people who need two strong men to carry them around like a dead Bernie. It is absolutely preposterous to have these ancient, braindead, useless politicians hanging in the...

President Vance

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  I heard this phrase growing up all the time in the Thingy household - "It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind." It was a sexist attitude and a lame excuse for being a beyotch, which my mother tended to be on occasion. My sisters and I have a running joke about Mom thinking herself a princess who married a dirty farm boy and would never be happy. But that's another story. Let's discuss JD Vance and his prerogative to also change his mind. Or, has he? Lol. Of course not. He still thinks Trump reprehensible, an idiot, and, "leading the working class to a very dark place." I have to admit, as I momit (mouth vomit) JD is an intelligent person. I did read his memoir, 'Hillbilly Elegy,' almost to the very end, where he finally revealed his true colors. I don't toss out many books, but this was an exception.  I still believe he's a very bright man. He's also the biggest opportunist in the Trump regime and that is mind blowing sin...

There Was A Troy Without A Helen

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My doomsaying prediction was correct regarding the box office results of, ' Supergirl .' The movie is going to be recorded as a giant flop in the movie books.  So, what happened? I think the neanderthal was right. Men want women to look stunning as they fight evil. They want boobage, lust and sexual innuendo. They don't want an average looking young lady, even if she's clever, funny, or a ball busting hero. Don't be surprised. This is who we are. We live in misogynistic society where women are patted on the head, tolerated, fucked and forgotten. Honestly, do not be surprised. I did so well predicting the obvious, I will write about the next big anticipated blockbuster arriving July 17th.  If you've been here before, you might recall, I hated the book, 'The Odyssey,' with a passion. If you want alpha men who spend their days fighting and the other activity 🫢 and mortal women who remain steadfast, always in the background, unless they are wild, cruel an...