The Party Crashers
It's going to be a birthday bash, attended by nouveau White House trash Faux-ning praise to one who's 80 the cankle man the world does hatey. Amongst the guests who show their face Four horsemen ride "Make way, give space!" Thunder, lightning and Stephen Miller It looks to become an apocalyptic thriller! Sweltering heat with a side order of bugs. Karma's come to enrage the thugs Oiled up men inside a cage A mass of elephants outside the stage As people starve the grifters drool $14 mil to paint the algae filled Reflecting pool. One day we will All celebrate the flying finger of fickled fate. Not today Unless...... You know what Lightning strikes a wicked blow A zap, three strikes right in the butt. The perfect spot right in the keister All Hail the hail, the wind, the wrath Nature's mother of a Nor' easter. I raise my finger and give a toast If Satan's come a knockin' A flaming Cheeto is one hell of a roast. Cancel the pomp And Drain the swa...