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Won't You Be My Distant Neighbor?

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  I'm fairly certain I've written about this subject before, being inundated with little old ladies from foreign countries on YouTube. It all began last year when I was enthralled by an older couple who live in Azerbaijan. Their son is the videographer who makes their home look like what heaven should look like. An abundance of flowers, fruit, vegetables and pet crows, all in beautiful living colors. I have watched the woman make enough food for thirty people whilst the old man tinkers about pulling weeds and planting more flowers. It's so pretty I question whether it's real, but I think it is.  Then I got a visit from an old lady who lives in the hills in Siberia. I felt truly bad for her because I think she was being used. She was handed a pair of new, bulky slippers before her day of drudgery began. The look on her face was one of confusion, as if she had never received a gift in her life. Looking at her surroundings it was easy to surmise she lived a really hard lif...
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Cult Fiction

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  Pew, pew, pew... We gather together on this Sunday to choose sides. The Pope, or, The dope. Sean Hannity is renouncing his religion in support of the orange man who wouldn't know a psalm, a proverb or a line from Dr. Seuss. Neither does Hegseth who quotes from Quentin Tarantino movies. Or, Vance, who thinks the Pope should stay out of the theology biz. People are taking sides which amuses me and also makes me so very disappointed. I have no doubt the Pope is a good man who happens to have great faith in his God. He's the cool Pope who doesn't exclude certain groups the Catholic community would like to expunge. Y'all know who I'm talking about. Yeah, he's okay. Except for the fact he's running one big massive cult. He's the leader of the band. I'm sort of rooting for its continued existence if the people who are in it continue to believe they better behave or they will suffer the consequences. That's fine by me. I so wish I could remember the mo...
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The Day The Music Died

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  Who's got money for Coachella!? Apparently, half a million people.  That's 500,000 who have no reason to bitch about rent, food, gas or how boomers fucked up their lives. Btw, Justin Trudeau, you look like an idiot, but I assume you always were one. Every day I see in the media sources how horrible, terrible life is- and for many Americans it is, but I'm going to assume it's worse for people who have always lived on the edge.  For the half a million strong who doled out thousands upon thousands to be cool and listen to shitty "music" for a few hours, shut the fuck up about how tough life is. It's not. Unless you've been scraping pennies for five years to finally achieve the dream of roaming around a mud field whilst enviously watching the other "cool" people and listening to Justin Bieber play on a computer, well I hope you got all that you deserved.  I don't give a rat's ass about Coachella. I find nothing awesome about it. In fact...
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The Queen, Evil Stepmother And A Dragon

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  Damn, what a bitch . Instead of possibly coming off as an actual human being, the Danish queen tells her daughter in law to back off petting her dog. The tension is palpable, even from where I'm sitting, a zillion miles away. I had two MIL's in my life. One was nicknamed Dragon by her own children if that gives you a clue. The other was the evil step mother who married their father and both biological parents fought over custody of the children. Neither wanted them. I saw the step mother more often than Dragon who lived in some low rent housing in a very bad section of Chicago with her boyfriend. Dragon was your typical alcoholic, if that's a thing. She didn't really connect with her five children until they all became adults. When they were children and their father married his sister in law (it's complicated, like the monarchy) Dragon dumped the children off one cold night in front of his door and took off to be single and free. Naturally, the newlywed bride was...
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Raccoon Bits

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 He cuts off raccoon bits and considers it quite sane Blames mental foggy memory on worm chewing on his brain  He swims in fecal  matter, declares he's a  model of good health He gets away with gobbled goop by name and family wealth. Aspirin causes autism  black children are all drugged  Vaccines are bad for humans  raw milk should be chugged. Sniff coke upon a toilet seat- add Three squares per day of heroin, then Crank out a late night treat. He wears his blue jeans  tight sitting in a tub  lifting weights with one Kid Rock, A weird ass creepy club. Eats kimchi, kraut and meat meat pie, meat loaf, meat logs, won't eat a man's best friend  unless  it's beef hot dogs.   He seems to know  not  what he does Or which way the wind does blow  A hedonistic's pursuit through life-  with empty hands to show.
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Bluesky's Down!!

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Me(ta) Thinks We're Screwed

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  So, I put my phone down for a break and started thinking. I thought about think tanks and wondered what they're actually thinking about. I have one idea. I think they'd like to annihilate the human race. Oh, not everybody but those who to them serve no viable purpose. The homeless, the terminally ill, the mentally ill, those with intellectual disabilities, felons and anyone who can't hold a job.  When these rich and powerful people get together along with mad scientists, engineers, doctors, lawyers and Mensa alumni, they aren't thinking about how to better life for humanity. They are planning on how to take everything they can possibly can while they are here and mold a future of a super race. I'm sure they whisper amongst themselves as they drink Cristal and smoke Cuban cigars how they can live decades longer in a world made for just for them and their silver spooned offspring.  So, they need to get rid of the needy- those poor slobs who can't pull themselves...
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