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Dicks And Chicks

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  "I em veddy angwy an wheel not have deez peeple of deez country mock me furder." - paid escort and first trophy wife, Melania.  Like Cher and Whoopie she goes by her first name only. Michael Wolff claims she is starting to break off the Trump orange tit and consider her future which is to be a brand name. Nothing more. Like the Kardashians who are vapid, plastic blobs of meaningless existence, Melania wants that as well.  Wolff does admit he doesn't understand their relationship. Is it merely a contract between two soulless and brainless opportunists, or do they actually care about each other? We will know shortly whether Wolff's anti-slapp lawsuit will go ahead and where, which is crucial. That could be why Melania is panicking lately. She will have to testify under oath, which means nothing to her, but Wolff can also subpoena her family and surrounding lackeys.  There has to be a reason she's busting out of orange man's arms. She's been practicing her ...

Who Wears It Better?

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 The King and the faux king are going to meet up. Charles is going to be in town on Monday. Today! Will he meet his son, Harry? Probably not. He'd rather meet up with a raging lunatic and a guest to another fancy dinner no less! Why Charles has decided to have a chin wag with our despicable leader is beyond me. As much as I love learning about the Kings and Queens of yesteryear, most of them were nasty shits. Don't be fooled into believing Charles kicked his brother to the curb due to a moral compass pointing in the right direction. Ha! Andrew was a problem that needed to go away. Everyone - EVERYONE, including my bestie (in my head) Lilibet, aka, Queen Elizabeth, knew he was a pedophile. He brought his victims into the castle. Snitches got stitches for ratting him out to the queen because Andrew was her favorite son. They all looked the other way until they couldn't. So there will be two jesters in the room trying out man each other. Charles: "I have several castles a...

The Fight To Flight

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  I once watched a foreign movie where a family goes on a skiing vacation. As they sit outside the lodge, an avalanche begins to roll towards the building. People scramble to get away as the wall of snow tumbles down. As Mom gathers their two young children, Dad hightails it out, leaving behind wife and kids to fend for themselves. Fortunately, the avalanche stops just short of a disaster and no one is harmed to the great relief of all, although, wife and mother cannot forget what has happened. The whole movie is then between two people trying to come to terms by his cowardice, his complete disregard for the safety of his family. I have seen the picture of RFK Jr being escorted out of the Correspondent's dinner after the horrible event that played out of an alleged attempt by one man to shoot to kill anyone in his way. Kennedy's wife Cheryl is left behind to find her way out. It truly makes me sick to my stomach to see how these men reacted to a threat to their survival. Stephe...

The Defense For A Conspiracy

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  I really try not to go to conspiracy theories because there really aren't that many that have played out other than what they are.  But ... Look at the image above. Everyone's reaction is one of shock, except for Trump. It looks like he's looking at Melania to check her reaction. In his press conference after the debacle, he's so fucking animated and outright giddy. He wants us all to come together. In other words, quit dissing him in the polls. His regime is very aware they are on the side of wrong. Trump noted only people who make an impact are targeted. Wrong. People who are despised are targeted.  It was interesting to see how the right reacted to a shooter. Maybe some will remember that like children who have survived school massacres. Highly unlikely though.  Anyway, what other tells to make case for this all being a setup. How did the shooter manage to bring in an array of weapons? You'd think after the last attempt where a kid managed to climb to a roof th...

Stop The Presses!

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  I'm writing this as the events take place. click click click click click click clack ding...click For once Karoline Leavitt said something that was true. There were shots fired. It's still early but the consensus is that it was a set up. I always questioned why he wanted to go in the first place to a dinner with his enemies where "shots would be fired." A few people blame the mentalist, who should have seen this coming. Oz Pearlman, the evening's entertainer, never got a chance to vet the shooter, if there actually was a shooter.  It's all just so bizarre and I swear the image of three secret service members look suspiciously like the trio who held up Trump for a photo op after he was "shot" at a rally.  Images are slowly coming in. There is a photo of Mike Johnson running and I couldn't help comparing him to Austin Powers .  Suspect in custody. This news from AI, who is also keeping tabs on the shenanigans.  And, the dinner has been reschedule...

When I'm Sleeping He Just Waits...

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 I almost went there, but I just can't do it. It would feel like opening the gates to hell. Truth Social. I usually get a daily fix from Blueskyers who are willing to take a peek, or maybe they're just reposting, but somebody goes in there. I bet it looks like a hoarder's house, full of cockroaches and rats skittering about. The Daily Beast likes to go inside Trump's head. I'll just stay outside and let others go in there. I bet it's dark and smells like farts and Big Macs. Magas lurk in the shadows while Trump, unfiltered, goes crazy. It's no wonder he falls asleep during meetings or greetings. Frankly, I was having a hard time staying awake as well, listening to the guy behind him blabber on as Trump rested his eyes. It's almost funny except for the fact he's in charge of us. As he nodded off, his minions carried on as if nothing odd was happening.   It's 11:24 pm right now and I'm pretty sure I see a light on in TS. He's up and at it. ...

Topix, The Holy Grail of Holes

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  Angelica? *I wrote this back in August of last year. It's been sitting on the back burner, but since the Gunslinger brought it up, this is my version.  Have you ever been in a relationship you knew was toxic yet you just couldn't leave it alone? That's what Topix was to me. Don't know Topix? You're so fortunate. How do I describe it? It's like when Alice took a swig of 'Drink me' potion and fell into a rabbit hole.  I even remember how I found Topix. I was reading an article by Mary Schmich, a Chicago Tribune columnist. I don't remember what she had written about but at the bottom of the page was a place to click on to leave a comment. I clicked on it and entered a world where I could make a zillion comments on a bazillion topics. I think the one I fell into was a local Chicago section.  Wow! I surely do like to leave my opinions! This was golden, my Shangri La! The age of computers was a blessing to me, a shy introvert whose voice was muffled by ...