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" Hello, Clarice."

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  Well, well, well...  is little Lauren Boebert pitching for the other team? Word is she's allegedly been working the staff overtime. Is this such a surprise, folks? There's a reason there are stereotypes and Lauren fits the Daisy Dukes. You can take the girl out of the double wide but she'll park it on Capitol Hill.  I didn't grow up in a trailer park although we had neighbors who would have fit right in. I have written about our neighbors down the road who played Elvis at jet decibels and rolled their own tobaccy. You could always count on a lint covered popcorn ball on Halloween from them. The other family lived a little further down the road. There was always ten vehicles in the driveway, most on blocks with no wheels. They had at least four mean eyed dogs that would eat you if you got too close but they were chained to a tree. There was, Earl, Floyd, Boyd, Roy and Mavis- not the dogs, but the humans. If you have ever seen the movie, 'To Kill a Mockingbird,...

Marge Gunderson Would Never Allow This

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  I use Google as my search engine. I've tried other apps like Bing and Opera but I feel tied to Google because it's got all my passwords and viral information, so it's like being held hostage. And, I don't like changes of any kind. I'm still at the same bank I've had for years, although I'd have to drive 90 minutes if I ever needed to do a walk-in.  Yeah, I don't like change. And yet... lately I'm quite annoyed with Google's AI getting in my face. I ask a lot of questions on the Internet and although I doubt I'd go to prison for using AI's feedback regarding my questions as valid research, I like to be as accurate as possible. It's not only AI in my face like an unwanted little sibling, the real information seems to be getting harder to find. I wrote a post about a book I liked and sure enough AI gave me a completely made up version of the book. It's bullshit and annoying, which makes me wonder how any person in any official offi...

She's Running

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  Warning! This  story is not for the faint of heart or the squeamish type. It's about poop and how one handles a very bad situation in public. I saw a blip of this the other day but ignored it because I had other things on my mind, but then I noticed the pooper apologized for pooping and running and doing both because they obviously were taught you never quit, even as poop runs down your legs. In this case, the incident happened during a race which was taking place in China and this time it happened to a woman. I remember years ago seeing a photo of a male runner running through the streets as onlookers were aghast by the pooping running man.  What's with y'all? Is it really that important to stay in a race to win whilst bodily functions are amiss? In hindsight (pun intended) the athlete says she probably should have ended her race but she was winning, and she did win. I'm sure those behind her lagged a bit after things started happening. I don't recommend it to be...

MAGA Man Kryptonite

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  I love this story. It reminds me of the French who fought in the resistance against Hitler and fascism. I can't say for certain who these geniuses are but they know a weak spot when they saw it and are poking it with cherry pie and eye candy. A Maga man's kryptonite is the maga woman, well the one they dream about, not the fat, sweaty, tattooed, cigarette smoking woman they married. They want the obedient, high heeled, pearl necklace dressed lady who is fantastic in the kitchen and in the sack. They want that double wide shaking, if ya know what I mean. We can assume a lot of magats have applied to be an ICE agent. It's another dream, this one doable because you can rape chickens, beat yer loved ones and still be an agent, as long as you can aim and shoot and by golly these boys have hunting skills. Oddly, they seem to have trouble finding the woman who will complement their lifestyle so they are resorting to looking online in the traditional wives section. Pickings were...

Head In The Sand

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  "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor." - Desmond Tutu. It's very clear now regarding Bibi Netenyahu's agenda. He wants the Palestinians to be wiped off the face of the earth. I don't need to remind you the irony behind this egregious act against humanity. He is no longer seeking justice for what happened on October 7th. He and Hitler could have a chat about the ways to murder innocents. We cannot remain silent although some wish we would just shut up so they can pretend life is all good. Ed Sheeran doesn't want to hear about murdered children. He just wants to play music for the people who paid good money to see him. I read his statement where he tried to defend his decision to remain neutral as his band mates walked away. He refuses to take any accountability as his fellow musicians were fired because they decided to speak out against the atrocities happening right before us.  In my opinion anyone who cho...

Nobody Home

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 I think we all should be allowed to have aides wheel us into work and do the job we can no longer do ourselves. Mitch McConnell was gone 92 days and was finally seen being wheeled around by numerous officials. I still have no idea whether he can actually talk, let alone think. He looked as if he was catatonic when he sat in the vehicle which was heading to the Capitol to cast a vote. He needed handlers to walk and talk him through the process. It's a charade and every American should be offended. You want these old dinosaurs gone? Then get your butt out there in November. Then we need to make serious changes. There must be limits on how long one can remain in their political career. I don't care which side you are on or how sharp you think you are, you need to go, especially when you cannot even move without assistance. Especially when you need others to speak for you. Holy hell, I'm fucking glad I'm old. When I was in my mid-fifties and laid off it took me a full year...

"It Is Fun To Have Fun..."

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  So when does a prank go too far? I would assume when someone gets hurt, so I'm on the fence regarding the latest trend with my pal, the cat in the hat. I'm not talking about the Mike Myers movie which was a true nightmare, and I believe that's the character these pranksters are using. They dress up like the cat and stand by grade schools, looking menacing, maybe even silly. Some just stand there, others make threats, which isn't cool, but I don't know what the threats are. I don't know what scares kids anymore. They've seen more horrific stuff than I probably have. The scariest I ever got at school, besides having Sister Mary Margaret Vajayjay come at me was when we were outside during recess doing the usual when all of a sudden half a dozen nuns came flying out of the school. There was a creek nearby and word swiftly got around that there was a hobo lingering in the wooded area by the creek. One nun held out sandwiches like she was making an offering. An...