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Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin' Alive

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  Teacher: "Good morning, class. Today I am going to teach you how to stay alive." Class: "Aww, maaaan." "You will receive five points for every correct answer. Let's begin. First question. When you hear a noise in your basement, what do you do?" Class: "I know, I know!" Teacher: "Marilou." Marilou: "You open the door and yell, "Hellooo, anybody there?" Then you go down there to investigate." Teacher: "Incorrect. Next question. You hear a knock on your door late at night. You notice the porch light is out and the peephole is covered from the outside. What should you do? Yes, Angela." Angela: "Open the door to see who's there. It could be that person who brings a big check to your door and tells you that you've won $1 million dollars." Teacher: "No." Brad: "These are hard. We didn't even get to study this shi... stuff." Teacher: "Bradley. If someone put a pl...

Is It Safe?

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  Golly, the douche bags keep coming. It's kind of difficult to feel anything but disgust for the male gender. Trump and assholes who blocked the women's tennis team. Mike Vrabel claims nothing went on with him and a reporter although she was fired and he is going to counseling for doing nothing wrong. Eric Swalwell is gone because the Democrats did something. He's still a douche, but now he's his wife's douche. So many others .. Including this guy, Russell Brand, who now walks around with a Bible everywhere he goes. It's the plot used by prisoners seeking parole at a hearing. His trial, which will begin in October, where six women accuse him of sexual assaults ranging from licking them to raping them.  Here's Brand's defense. Yes, he had a consensual, exploitive romp with a sixteen year old when he was thirty years old. He says he was a very immature guy at that age. I'm sure he's thinking it was all perfectly legal except it got a little weird,...

Can You Tell I'm Pissed?

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  Ugh, this image ☝️ absolutely fucking enrages me on so many levels. Obviously the first is the mother fuckers standing in front of the women athletes who were supposedly there because it was what they did to get invited. I have no idea who these assholes are in the front- I assume coaches. Hey, dude, could you man spread any farther out!? Secondly, when are women going to get it they are always going to be treated this way by the stupid, fucking mother fucking asshole president!? Why the fuck do you have male coaches!? You don't need them! Especially if they can't open their mouths as wide as the legs and speak up and say,  "Hey, this moment is for the women, the athletes. Let's step out of the picture." Nope. Instead, you are grinning ear to ear, standing so close to the woman rapist, clearly thrilled to be in his presence and I'm sure taking all the credit for the women's hard won work and abilities. 🫵🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 There won't be books in the tiny...

Not Forgiven

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  Trump has been backed into a corner for weeks. He now intends to bomb his way out of it. Tucker Carlson has had enough. Rape was acceptable. Grabbing women by the pussy, okay, making a profit off the deaths of thousands, he'll look the other way. I usually watch The Daily Beast podcast with Joanna Coles and Michael Wolff. Wolff is an elitist opportunist who is truly unlikeable except for the fact he knows things about Trump. Another reason to dislike him is he likes and admires Carlson, calling him intelligent and articulate. Wolff doesn't explain why Carlson chose to support a lunatic. I'm really sick of the fafoed coming out now and asking for forgiveness.  They knew who he was. If Carlson is as bright as Wolff claims him to be, he knew who he was backing up. Carlson claims he never meant to mislead his fans. Interesting. So that means he prefers a misogynistic raping racist over tolerance. Good to know.  But a war, well it certainly is distressing and without the he...

Kashshh Me Oussideshhsh

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  You would think the director of the FBI would have better things to do than get his jockey shorts in a tangle. He's suing 'The Atlantic,' for $250 million dollars because they alledge he's a drunk who goes AWOL for days.  I have no clue what type of news, 'The Atlantic,' shares- don't know which way they bend regarding politics. I will take a stab and guess the people who read 'The Atlantic,' wear shiny leather shoes made from baby lambs whilst adorning their starched white Brioni shirt with gold cufflinks at the breakfast table as their maybe not so legal maid, Maria, serves a one minute egg carefully ensconced in a Tiffany toile egg cup along with black coffee in a fragile porcelain gold rimmed cup.  I use the word, "allegedly," quite often here in Blogger world when I want to share facts with the obvious along with visuals, but, ya gotta still be careful because people like Kash have nothing better to do because they don't know (al...

Won't You Be My Distant Neighbor?

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  I'm fairly certain I've written about this subject before, being inundated with little old ladies from foreign countries on YouTube. It all began last year when I was enthralled by an older couple who live in Azerbaijan. Their son is the videographer who makes their home look like what heaven should look like. An abundance of flowers, fruit, vegetables and pet crows, all in beautiful living colors. I have watched the woman make enough food for thirty people whilst the old man tinkers about pulling weeds and planting more flowers. It's so pretty I question whether it's real, but I think it is.  Then I got a visit from an old lady who lives in the hills in Siberia. I felt truly bad for her because I think she was being used. She was handed a pair of new, bulky slippers before her day of drudgery began. The look on her face was one of confusion, as if she had never received a gift in her life. Looking at her surroundings it was easy to surmise she lived a really hard lif...

Cult Fiction

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  Pew, pew, pew... We gather together on this Sunday to choose sides. The Pope, or, The dope. Sean Hannity is renouncing his religion in support of the orange man who wouldn't know a psalm, a proverb or a line from Dr. Seuss. Neither does Hegseth who quotes from Quentin Tarantino movies. Or, Vance, who thinks the Pope should stay out of the theology biz. People are taking sides which amuses me and also makes me so very disappointed. I have no doubt the Pope is a good man who happens to have great faith in his God. He's the cool Pope who doesn't exclude certain groups the Catholic community would like to expunge. Y'all know who I'm talking about. Yeah, he's okay. Except for the fact he's running one big massive cult. He's the leader of the band. I'm sort of rooting for its continued existence if the people who are in it continue to believe they better behave or they will suffer the consequences. That's fine by me. I so wish I could remember the mo...