Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin' Alive
Teacher: "Good morning, class. Today I am going to teach you how to stay alive." Class: "Aww, maaaan." "You will receive five points for every correct answer. Let's begin. First question. When you hear a noise in your basement, what do you do?" Class: "I know, I know!" Teacher: "Marilou." Marilou: "You open the door and yell, "Hellooo, anybody there?" Then you go down there to investigate." Teacher: "Incorrect. Next question. You hear a knock on your door late at night. You notice the porch light is out and the peephole is covered from the outside. What should you do? Yes, Angela." Angela: "Open the door to see who's there. It could be that person who brings a big check to your door and tells you that you've won $1 million dollars." Teacher: "No." Brad: "These are hard. We didn't even get to study this shi... stuff." Teacher: "Bradley. If someone put a pl...