Thingy

  I have given medication to my sick child and other loved ones. I am an expert in cleaning up vomit and other bodily fluids. I know everything there is to know about 7-up vs. ginger ale and can make a chicken noodle soup that will bring back the dead. Therefore, I am a doctor. I did not work in China but have many items made from China, which makes me qualified to share my experiences. From now on, call me Dr. Thingy. Well that pretty much explains the word salad from the still current press secretary (as of 11:17pm, Thursday) as to why she thought she could claim to be a lawyer. According to her former Chinese employers who actually back off even claiming she was really employed, they state they just used her to translate lawyer jargon for them. It is truly incredible the balls people have as they lie about their credentials. I'm going to guess loads of people exaggerate their knowledge, expertise and even whether they have a degree. Katie Zacharia never passed a bar exam, anywhe...

  So, this is the type of stuff little Margaret had trouble comprehending back in fifth grade. Why do you need to pray to God? Doesn't he have the power to intervene? Why'd the Pope get the cancer in the first place?  Oooh, it's because God works in mysterious ways, like allowing a deranged white boy who is angry at the world shoot terrified children in their heads as they cried for their mothers. Or, when a predator takes a child, rapes, then kills her or him. Mysterious, indeed. I know the believers will come up with the answers as to why faith is important even when an orange man is murdering children. Even when women are being raped. Explain why he can't fix the weather. According to the magats, Democrats have the ability but why doesn't God come in and help us out a bit? Ohhh, he's testing us. For what? I cannot say with certainty there is no dude watching us, making a list and checking it twice.  To what point?  If prayer makes you feel better, fine. I bel...

  Gee, she seemed like a nice person. On her show she was frequently holding hands and wiping away tears. She always had something positive to say. Well, that was from the two three Kelly Clarkson shows I tuned into watch. My sugar count was getting too high so I had to stop watching. I do remember her when she was an innocent little lass who auditioned for American Idol. We were all innocent then.  Seems she's in the news lately because it was her idea to make a giant molehill out of nothing other than she didn't get what she wanted, which apparently was a giant mechanical bird. A $15,000 bird, which according to shop owners was not for sale, although its doppelganger was. Clarkson wanted that bird and when she walked out of the store empty handed she tattled to all 8 million of her followers. I'm gonna bet little Kelly was the snitch in school. "Teacher, Bobby's picking his nose again." "Teacher, Sally ate a blue crayon." "Teacher, I saw the p...

  I've certainly have had enough practice drawing blondes lately. Practice, practice, practice. They just keep popping up in the news. As an introvert I always hated getting up in front of a classroom or audience to talk. The one thing I did was read my speech or essay, out loud, over and over again until  I felt confident enough that even if I missed a point I could wing it. I still haven't read much about the new press secretary but took a look at one video short. Even the magats on YouTube admit she needs to practice, but she'll get better! Lol. I really hope she stays on. I don't want a record Scaramucci. I think he managed eleven days. I want her to remain to remind us all that this is what we get in the Trump regime. She wouldn't make fourth string dead girl in a horror movie. "We are doing great and we are now friends with..........................,.................................................................................................... Venezu...

  My daughter must have been a fan of Katie Perry for awhile because I clearly remember the whole sad situation regarding her breakup with husband, Russell Brand. They were married a little over two years when Brand decided to text her, right before she was to perform in a concert, that he was filing for a divorce. According to all involved, Brand couldn't deal with her success. It's also difficult to fuck around when you're tied down. Brand definitely had some sexual charisma about him. I'm guessing it's the bad boy vibes wafting off his skinny ass- until he opens his mouth and Minnie Mouse speaks in word salad. Brand has been charged with three counts of rape, three counts of sexual assault and one count of indecent exposure. He likes to whip it out. The jury has been selected. Brand was there, sans wife, and made the blessing as he walked through the crowd. I'm sure he carries his prop bible with him when he goes out in public. Six women have come forward, so...

  I once got stuck talking to a man who was moving to Montana. He was heading there to go help out his brother who was going through a rough time. I could tell he didn't want to live in Montana and as pretty as it is, I wouldn't want to live there either. People in Montana live there for a reason. They love the wildness of the state. They also love their privacy and don't like noseybodies, especially the government getting in their business. I don't want to generalize a whole state, but I don't think I'm too far off the mark. When I read an article in the Daily Rag my heart sank. It was about the owner of a bar who has plans to view the live stream execution of Nidal Hasan . They are going to treat it like a celebration. Unfortunately, there seemed to be a great interest in the occasion. This whole surreal possibility reminds me of those horrible movies where people are chosen to be hunted for sport. It too is viewed live as people gather to cheer on a hopefully...