Dicks And Chicks
"I em veddy angwy an wheel not have deez peeple of deez country mock me furder." - paid escort and first trophy wife, Melania. Like Cher and Whoopie she goes by her first name only. Michael Wolff claims she is starting to break off the Trump orange tit and consider her future which is to be a brand name. Nothing more. Like the Kardashians who are vapid, plastic blobs of meaningless existence, Melania wants that as well. Wolff does admit he doesn't understand their relationship. Is it merely a contract between two soulless and brainless opportunists, or do they actually care about each other? We will know shortly whether Wolff's anti-slapp lawsuit will go ahead and where, which is crucial. That could be why Melania is panicking lately. She will have to testify under oath, which means nothing to her, but Wolff can also subpoena her family and surrounding lackeys. There has to be a reason she's busting out of orange man's arms. She's been practicing her ...