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The Case Of The Severed Finger

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  Towards the end of our marriage when we both knew it was over my ex started looking around  with no discretion. During the process of separating he had been in an accident at work where he nearly severed his finger from getting it caught in a latch handle on a door. The doctors advised him to just have the finger amputated, but he insisted in keeping it which meant high doses of antibiotics and bandage changes every day. When he came home from the hospital a nurse came out, gave him his shot, then told me I was to provide his care for the next month. This was news to me. I had been packing and storing my possessions and was ready to leave, thinking he was going to get the care he needed by others. I bit my tongue and stayed. We were also in the process of trying to sell the house, so one day as my ex lounged on a recliner as I shook hoping to inject him without killing him, a realtor arrived to assess the house. She was very pretty- tall, stacked and blonde. As she's talking...
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Bits Of Enlightenment

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 I should probably leave this alone, but sometimes I just like to poke at things that are out of my understanding and maybe become enlightened a bit.  So, is the thing where singers bring someone on stage and stick their bits in their face something y'all are familiar with? Last time I went to a concert was when Dylan performed and some woman jumped out of her seat and started dancing in front of him. The song ended, she went back in her seat and Dylan tipped his hat and they moved on. There was no bed onstage and there definitely was no writhing or rubbing going on. So I keep going back to this story about Usher having a beautiful woman from the audience come up on stage, lie in the bed as he sings and plays with himself. Well, first of all, Usher ain't no Lenny Kravitz and even if he was, what the fuck is happening here!? Is this not 2026? I know I've mentioned I'm losing days but now I'm in 1970!?  Anyway, a very pretty lady is sitting up there while Usher is do...
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Good Morning, Moon

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  I don't like when my mind tricks me, like it wants to have a little fun at my expense. I'm guessing you've all heard of Winter hibernation where bears have settled in for the cold winter months. Humans hibernate as well. This year I've been sleeping through the summer, most likely due to the extreme heat and social malaise. I wake up around 6 am, have coffee, wash dishes, eat breakfast, do a little online scrolling then head back to bed. This is probably not a healthy idea. I wake after a few hours, exercise, shower, scroll, eat lunch, then nap again. Then I'm usually up until 3am, my finest hours. It's quiet, so quiet I can hear my refrigerator hum three rooms away. I like it. I don't think it's normal. I don't do drugs so I'm not going to start, although for awhile I was taking Vicks night time cold relief to sleep. That stuff is amazing. And that's why I stopped, hoping my body would adjust and work it's way through whatever was happ...
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Tom Tiffany

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  Most of you won't care when I warn you about this guy- Tom Tiffany, because he's a local problem. He's running for governor in the state of Wisconsin. It's weird that I have not seen any other ads by any of the other candidates running for governor, it's only this guy, who I hate with a passion. The ad starts out criticizing the Democratic party noting the new Democrats are not like what your parents voted for. Then he shows a picture of a few local politicians along with Bernie Sanders and AOC and claims these people hate America. He goes on to claim children are being subjected to Nazi like torture as genitals are being removed and it just goes on like that. He reminds me of Lindsey Graham, who was a closeted gay. Tiffany definitely has some secrets.  But hey, let's go back to what he says about Democratic politics not being what they were in the past. That goes both ways Tom- Tom who supports tariffs and billionaires, Tom who wants to decide what is best f...
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Tooting My Horn

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  Thanks, Keith Edwards for proving me right about Kristen Welker . As an involuntarily introvert when I was younger I learned to hone my skills regarding what people say and what they do. It's shocking how much you can learn just by watching people. That's why most extroverts can't read a room. It's all about them. Anyway, all the way back in June, on a rainy day in Northern Wisconsin, Welker asked the bloated blob some hard line questions. He answered as predicted - calling her stupid and darling in the same sentence. Then he patted her and walked away. Welker cried out, "But I've come all the way to Wisconsin for this!" Hilarious. As if she travelled on a cargo ship, ghost train and horse and buggy to meet him. It's less than a two hour plane trip.  So then y'all called her brave, a hero for standing up to the evil cankle man. I guess you missed the part where she later discusses the interaction with a colleague as she grins from ear to ear. The...
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Trump In '28!

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  No offense to Kaitlan Collins, but why were you at the WHCD? Why did any of you show? I watched about a minute of Trump's ramble before I turned it off. He compared Collins to Dylan Mulvaney and still harped on her not smiling. The camera panned back to Collins but we only saw her back as others around her reacted. No one laughed. They barely moved. But y'all knew what was coming from his foul breath- an attack. The only reason I can think of why this farce went on was to store more ammo for later use. Hey, folks, this is our leader, a foul mouthed, bitter narcissist who is now so obese he looked like a slimy sausage in his suit.  Trump was the only one who enjoyed the evening because he managed to ruin it as everything he touches turns black and withers. He loved throwing insults. He thrives on sucking off the hate vibes because he's a sick man. Truly, I have never witnessed anyone like him who is so ugly inside and becoming more grotesque each and every day get so much ...
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Goldilocks Meets Mikey

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  The other night I watched a documentary about a woman who had been scammed out of thousands of dollars by a player- a man who makes a living preying off women. Usually I don't have much sympathy for these women and neither does the court system. It takes an awful lot to prove you were a victim and not a scorned woman. The courts contend that it is a civil matter, not a crime. But this one baffles me. You go on vacation, have a damn good time and all you want to do is go lie down in your own bed and watch your big screen tv, but when you get home, someone is sleeping on your beautiful quilt your mother made you, eating  Oreos- and there are three people watching your tv while they are chewing on the steaks you drooled about grilling when you got back. According to the law, there's not a damn thing you can do about these squatters. You cannot put a gun to their head and make them leave. I'm not even sure if you can change the locks if they decide to go out for the day. It...
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