It's A Gas
Time to stock up on Sugar free treats Gummy bears Licorice and my favorite Sweet tarts! According to this warning Sugar free candy gives us Gas and odorous poopy farts. The gases make you bloat Like a giant Thanksgiving float. Stand back Look out Make way I think I'm gonna blow! Farting scents of Sugar babies Sour Patch Kids, squishy Bugs that really glow! So, fair warning on Hallows Eve, By begging for some candy When answering my door You might be greeted with a blast Of candy from the Past! A whiff of candy corn Through a maze of Tummy tubes Goes in like fruity fruits Comes out like Trump's Rotten, rancid toots. So I'll save myself An awful night- Pass on the gas To ghouls who beg. A midnight wind Throughout the town Three parts sulphur egg emitting from a Toddler clown, Goblins, ghosts and Witches, too, Sleep through the night As potions stew Mom and Dad's Sleep in their cars Eating stolen sugar fre...