Thingy

  Jeez, get a grip, New Yorkers. Poor Elmo didn't want to take sides in the latest game which keeps you occupied and stops you from anarchy - basketball. One commenter told Elmo to take a side, you ungrateful New Yorker, fuck.  Y'all know it's a puppet, right?  Lay off my friend!!

Hey, this will be a first. I've never written about Joe Rogan. Somehow, I've managed to stay clear of his ramblings, but he mentioned something about the debacle which will take place on the White House lawn on the 14th. Of course we know it as Trump's Folly.   Rumor on the street is that the UFC fighters are backing out. So far, not true. They are grumbling about it, but still in it. Even, Bryce Mitchell, who sat at a press conference bashing Trump, almost fooling me until I looked further into this guy. Ya know, sometimes there's a reason a stereotype is a stereotype - this guy. He abhors gays and thinks Hitler might have been a decent guy, someone he'd go fishing with. I'm not exactly sure why they're all getting on Trump's back right now. Maybe they realized they're getting paid in Rump watches and phones made in Chiiina. But, back to Joe. I must admit I used to watch, 'Fear Factor,' and shamefully, I enjoyed it. Now, I want to rip my eye...

  Friday. Let's look on the bright side of life. This guy. The Daily Mail tries really hard to find something bad to say about him and fail. He's young, he's handsome, he's intelligent and he's on our side. He is doing what he said he would do, although, don't ask a New York librarian right now. They might break their own "shhhhsh" rules. Seems Zohran promised them enough funds to keep the libraries in good shape. Unfortunately, the funds weren't there. He says he hasn't forgotten his promise and will do everything he can to make things right. Landlords might hate him, too. Billionaires, as well. The common folk, that's you and me, we like him. Except for Debra Messing. She blames him for 9/11. He was nine years old.  And children. Just watch how they are at ease in his presence, how they can talk to him without him telling them that there's a war raging and they better behave- something you know who would do.  I have zero interest in ...

  As a nonbeliever in a higher spirit, I'm usually rational about the death of a friend, relative or someone who has made an impact on me. But, times like these I'd like to shake my fist and scream into the ether, "Why do you have to be such a bastard?"  I've just learned Marjane Satrapi  has died today. Her family says she died from a broken heart after the death of her husband. Satrapi was born in Iran, an although she had more privileges than her fellow citizens, life was a bitch, because it's Iran. She eventually left and wrote about her life. Satrapi wrote and illustrated the graphic novel, ' Persepolis ,' about a young girl (herself) and life in Iran. Naturally, the bluenoses have fought to ban this book. This book stayed with me for a very long time. I will never understand why anyone would try to silence what she and others in Iran go through every day.  She deserved to live a good and long life. It breaks me when I'm faced with the reality...

You know the tide is turning when The Daily Mail turns on Trump. They still continue to bash the left but they've been picking on the orange man lately. It's also good to see the Republicans in office are starting to stand up to him. They don't want to fund his war and they don't want a ballroom. They don't want a slush fund set up for traitors who should be in prison.  So, all in all, it's looking pretty grim for fatso. Which brings me to his latest physical. We all know he lies. He has told us he is a specimen to behold. We should be jealous by how perfectly perfect he is. Once again he has aced the cognitive test, which in his brain means he's absolutely brilliant, the best. Yeah, we get it. Don't look to the president for honest news. But what about his doctors? Do they have an obligation to us to be truthful regarding Trump's health? I find it hard to believe he's 238 pounds and 6'3". He has gained some weight since his last physica...

  So, what is it about her- what is the reason why we can't let her go? Marilyn Monroe would have celebrated her 100th birthday this year if she hadn't taken her life a very long time ago. It was the time of our American Camelot when men ruled the world and women pretended they did. What is it about her that still draws people to her? Was it her beauty or was it her doe eyed look of vulnerability that keeps her in our modern world, a world that would be so foreign and unforgiving. Every word, every thought and screw up would be recorded, analyzed and used. Or, maybe she might not even be noticed. We have Sydney Sweeney with the vacant head and over spilled dresses, who plays the hapless, dumb victim. She could have dressed up like a dog or a baby and have men masturbate as she opened those big blue eyes and asked for love. We have AI, where a man can conjure up his soul mate. ( 👀🫵 Aaron Rodgers) She can do and be whatever he wishes. Who needs a real woman with real issues whe...