The Befuddled Neighbor
Have you ever been in a situation where you act like a complete doofus in front of someone? The same someone. On a regular basis. Like every damn time you run into each other? There is a young woman who lives in the same building as I do and I swear a curse has been placed upon me so that I am rendered slug like in her presence. The very first time we met was right after I moved in. I was bringing a load of groceries up to my apartment. She offered to bring a bag up and I walked inside, to the kitchen and started putting groceries away. I completely forgot about her standing outside my apartment door, waiting patiently. She laughed it off and scurried away. The second time was when we met on the stairs as we walked down to check the mail. I went down first and as I turned back I noticed a sort of weird look on her face. We said goodbye and she again scurried away, out the main entrance. That's when I felt a draft behind me. My skirt was stuck partially inside my undie...