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"...Here, We Treat Our Broads With Respect..."

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  I've never been interested in Superhero films or graphic novels. It's too hard for me to suspend belief. But like those who have faith that there is a god, some also believe there are super special individuals who can save us from ourselves. (Now would be a good time to show up) Supergirl will be in theaters on the 26th and the only reason this caught my interest was a blurb I saw in some news article where a maga type neanderthal said he wouldn't watch it because the woman who portrays Supergirl isn't *uckable. And I don't think he meant because she's so young. That doesn't seem to bother some men. She's not Xena, Warrior Princess, played by hot, Lucy Lawless, or Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot.  As we have witnessed during the UFC cage fighting circus, the crowd was mostly young males who enjoy watching two men cuddle, hug and beat each other up. Most of the fighters look like they eat steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner, then gnaw on raw meat. Again, I...

Because It Moves With You

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  $40 for a twelve pack of flavored fruit. I had heard Barron was in a new business, selling liquid swamp water. It goes under the name, SOLLOS Yerba mate. Sol is sun in Spanish. Los is Sol spelled backwards. 🙄😵‍💫. Allegedly the company started with a group of Barron's friends. Well right there is a big fat lie. Barron has no friends except his Mama. Most likely Daddy foot the bill to get the kid out of the house, although he literally doesn't live in house with the orange man. I know the golden rule is not to talk about the Presidents' children. But, Barron is not a child anymore. He's a 6'9" enigma. He's a supposed business man. He learned from his Daddy to just sit back, get yer name put on everything and you make a killing. I had heard Barron was big on Bitcoin. I don't hear too much about Daddy Warbottoms talking much about it. I couldn't get any data regarding how sales are going. I'm sure they'll make it up, just like the jobs numb...

It's Miffany, Daddy!

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 Oh, boy. The embarrassment never ends, it just moves around. I feel bad for his daughter, Tiffany. She probably has to fight for every morsel and crumb from her Daddy who usually mistakes her for the help. I've written about this before, but don't feel too bad Tiffany, soon he'll forget about his other real daughter, whom he probably calls, Ivana. He's already forgotten Eric and regrets naming his number one son after him, which is shocking. He likes things named after him. My FIL was the same. He named one son after him, two daughters were given the feminine equivalent of his name and he named his dog in honor of himself.  But, this is just more than mistaking a young woman who looks nothing like Tiffany or Ivanka. He's been at Camp David over the weekend, a place he allegedly hates. Rumor is he's getting more tests done. I wonder if this was one of his tests? "Here, sir, are three images. Please choose your daughter's image." Little did they kn...

No P In The Ool

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  Just a friendly few words of advice - Do not stick your hand into the algae covered reflecting pool. Do not pull anything out of the pool. Reason one: It's an environmental hazard. Reason two: Trump is finding every excuse except for the obvious to blame everyone instead of the real moron- himself. So now it's going to cost $16 million to clean the mess. The pool has been a problem since it was created in the '20's. Woodrow Wilson was president back then and if you read his bio you'd swear it was Trump's skinny twin.  Ruh roh. In 2009, Obama and Parks and Recreation tried renovating the pool. They had as much success as Donald, but I don't think anyone was arrested. The pool is a pisser. It is a giant money sucker upper. Another company was hired to add a bubbler, sort of like what you see in fish tanks. Can you guess who got the job? This guy 👇 A major donor to Trump and a fellow felon . My he looks like he'd fit right in with Tony Soprano and crew...

This Big Fat Piggy

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  Lol, who's surprised by this revelation coming out of a new book by NYTIMES writers, Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan? Trump is a pig. No offense to pigs everywhere, but he is as disgusting as we thought. Word is he just throws his fast food wrappers on the floor for the White House staff to pick up. I was watching Joanna Coles and her Scottish boss who no one understands (the closed captioning is a riot) discussing the book and Trump's manners, which are zilch. They also talk about his bedroom arrangement with Melania. No, they do not share a bedroom. She's never there for one thing, but she does have her own bedroom, apparently the bigger one whilst the orange man litters his room. Coles was concerned about leakage. Not by Trump but by whoever is sharing these secrets with the reporters. They find candy wrappers and even the white house silver amongst the garbage. Oh, his bathroom has carpeting, which is a shame. I was hoping he'd slip and crack his head on the ti...

The Haggis Flu

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  There are now nearly 200 soldiers who have come down with the flu - all because Pete Hegseth said the vaccine was not necessary. Over 60% of the soldiers chose to opt out of getting the shot which saves lives, especially the lives of people who are in close proximity to each other. I truly hate this regime. They are so completely ignorant and dismissive of actual science. But, y'all had a choice. I know most of you are still young and stupid and that's why you're in the army because you're young and stupid and need an intelligent human to help guide you through a journey where you should be using the noggin to make critical decisions. Decisions that will have an impact on your life. The flu is no joke. If you know anything about the flu, in this case you didn't- the virus lays low the strongest and healthiest, but it'll take on anyone.  I once visited my sister who lives in Ohio and decided to take a walk on a lovely autumn morning. I passed by a very old ceme...

What A Quack

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 Did you ever start a project that went haywire and instead of stopping and starting all over again, you just kept going? Maybe you've spent a lot money and/or invested a lot of time into it. I've made some meals that started with a simple pasta but I felt I needed to jazz it up a bit so I added some dressing but that made it too vinegary so I added maple syrup then tomatoes then garlic then honey then ketchup then I tossed it all away and went to bed. I'm working on an art project now that needed redoing a few sections. I didn't wanna but I went back and corrected my mistakes.  At some point someone will have to call it. The reflecting pool is a giant cesspool of a mess. Pouring in chemicals only made the paint come off. Stirring it, freezing it, baking it, zapping it... it's got to stop. There was a picture of a mama duck and her babies standing by the pool and looking back at the photographer as if to ask, "What the frickety-frack!? Quack!" I'm gues...