Thingy

  I must be getting senile. I know I wrote an entire post about my very short time with the Girl Scouts. Mom wasn't exactly reliable getting me to scout meetings where we made aprons and stuff for our future as wives of boy scouts, who are no longer called boy scouts. I think they tried to be more inclusive by calling themselves, 'Just Scouts,' or something inoffensive, like, 'The Guilt Tripped Ass Kissers.' It didn't please Pete Hegseth at all. How dare the boys club include girls and gays! Boy Scouts were for grooming young boys to become raping old scouts who knew where to find their victims. They were also taught how to survive in a jungle and make ship's knots, as if that would ever come along in real life. Well, Pete won't be happy to learn the little ladies came up with a scathingly brilliant idea. Sell their high priced, cardboard tasting cookies to drug users. Sorry, kids, cannabis is a drug, legal or not. At least the girl scouts went the legal...

  😬 When it comes to architecture I like gargoyles and carved wood. One reason I love walking in Chicago is looking at the beautiful buildings that have character and were created by skilled masters. But, I also love Frank Lloyd Wright's minimalist design which tries to incorporate nature. I don't know what the fuck the Obama Library is. It's a giant block of cement, something you see in Russia where the peasants reside. The building was designed by the team of Tod Williams and Billie Tsien. As I looked them up I noticed they have a style. Cement. They like no frills, prison grade ugly. I'm hoping the inside will blow us away, like when you enter a Harry Potter tent to find a vast, but cozy setting. I truly don't understand the design.  Holy crap, this structure cost $850 million dollars! That's more than Trump's fantasy ballroom estimate, although that keeps rising as well. Seriously, that's a lot of money and even though Barack Obama was an amazing p...

  This guy . It's obvious he's used to eating that fancy French food because he was absolutely terrified that he had to stick the product he's shilling in his mouth. He's getting a lot of deserved backlash for taking a nibble out of McDonald's new behemoth burger. He looks absolutely ridiculous, with his Ward Cleaver sweater and 1940's haircut. I do not understand why the people who hire someone to run their business choose the worst candidate. Don't they watch movies!? How many times has a regular citizen come in and made the company huge profits because that regular folk know the product? Why didn't they ask Dan Gorske to test it? He's a cheddar head who has eaten a Big Mac for lunch every damn day for a thousand years.  It's like I wrote the other day about some goof completely renovating our Main Street where it now looks like the most boring and ugly Main Street of all Main Streets. Stop hiring people who know zilch about what they are doin...

  My Elliot  "I win." Oh, do ya think so? Jessie Buckley gave her husband an ultimatum when they became a unit. Her or his cats. Buckley is having her five minutes of fame for something, acting, I think, I dunno. I would have passed this article up except for the cat thing. I'm sorry her weenie now husband gave in to her. I absolutely hate people who expect a person to change their life to accommodate them, especially when it comes to animals and children. There are a few actors who in their memoirs mentioned they ignored their children after marrying someone who needed their full attention. One claimed she sent her son off to boarding school. She was vilified and justly so.  So now I get weird and tell you our pets are important to us. We grieve when they are gone because they had brought us so much joy. Buckley is now backtracking and says she loves cats, just not the ones her husband loved. Also in the video made some time last year, Paul Mescal chimes in with his opi...

  Oooh, the Noem got fired. I don't know exactly what set the orange man off. Didn't she praise him in her testimony? Didn't she use a burn book like Blondi did? I think Kristi was fired because she was weak. Just from the bits I watched where she got verbally blasted she didn't scream and call anyone a loser. Perhaps that was her demise. But, there could have been a number of reasons, none of them having to do with rounding up brown people, even American citizens. I don't think Trump liked it publicly stated that she's fornicating with Corey Lewandowski. It might have been something his aides forgot to mention. It could have been when a picture of her king size bed on one of her planes was held up during her bottom spanking committee hearing. Word is her husband was sitting a few seats over. Ouch. She does have a type. The New York Post claims Trump was incensed that she spent millions in ads promoting herself. No one overshadows the orange man. No one. Anyway,...

  It's been a long time since I walked downtown which is a two minute walk from my house. Sarah Palin could see Russia. I see Main Street. That doesn't mean I visit. It's sort of like people who live in New York and have never taken the Staten Island ferry or visited the Empire State building. It's there, but could be a million miles away. As you have probably assumed I avoid walking down Main Street. It depresses me. Things have changed as Dylan claims. The good news is that most of the buildings are occupied, a lot with new tenants selling different things, things I will never need, although there is a law office now. My, we're getting fancy. It's next door to the now closed Orpheum Theater which used to be a bagel shop and before that a hippie store and before that... When I first moved to this town Main Street still had some character. The street still had the original bricks which were laid in the late 1800's, around  the same time my home was built. Th...