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Oh, One More Thing...

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I think I can handle watching the extreme violence in the Saw movies because they are so over the top. Same with Kill Bill. There's a bit of satisfaction seeing people get what they deserve. Can we have a Saw XI where we finally round up the Trump regime? Just a thought. Something a little closer to home in Washington County where some board members want to rename Washington Street to The Charlie Kirk Way. It truly makes me sick. Be warned Washington County, if I ever get up that way, those $50,000 signs will be used as cat litter shovels. Just sayin'. Okay, this is the winner of the weird news award. A woman has been squatting in a hospital room since last October. She refuses to leave. I don't know why she was admitted and I surely don't know why she is allowed to stay. How does she get her meals!? Does she ever get out of the bed!? If this is a woke thing I'm gonna hand in my membership card. You get a wheelchair, plop her in it and wheel her out the door. Same w...

It's The Donald Trump Show!

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  Announcer: "It's the Donald Trump show ! (((Applause))) Today's special guest is Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi, all the way from Japan! (((Applause))) PM Takaichi: "It is a great pleasure to be here with you, Mr. President. Today we sit in these lovely chairs. You will not get away this time, Mr. President." (((Laughter)))  Trump: "So, you gonna help us or what, Miss Takawaka?" (((Huge Roar of Laughter))) Takaichi: "We did not know our help was needed. We were not informed of your plans to bomb Iran." Trump: "Hey, I didn't know myself until Bibi interrupted my mid-day nap! (((Applause)))  Reporter: "No one was aware of your plans, Mr. President." Trump: "It was a surprise! Japan knows all about surprises. (((Gasps))) Why didn't you tell us about Pearl Harbor? That was some surprise there. You guys are good, very good. No one saw that coming. You Japs are great. I love Jackie Chan. He's hilarious. You should b...

Yellow

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  Kristin Cabot was on Oprah's talk show , still trying to play the innocent, claiming she and Andy we're just work friends. Riiiight. I didn't watch the interview. I'm just reading the article linked above (can you see it, Ferrerman?) If you've lived in a box for the past couple of years, let me bring you up to date. Cabot and her boss, Andy Byron were caught on a Coldplay concert cam canoodling. It became viral because of the couple's response getting caught. Byron tried to duck down while Cabot stood there, hands to mouth, shocked by what was happening.  On the Oprah chat she mentioned her husband too was in the audience. I wanna know why y'all going to watch Coldplay, but that's another story. Okay, that's a weird thing to mention, but she said they were separated at this point. Maybe so, then why the guilty reaction after the kiss cam shot? Why not question why the jackass co-worker, just friend, is trying to hide? Did she ever look at him and w...

Hump Day 13

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  I wonder if that guy killed his cat ? I'm not sure what the laws are in Texas regarding killing a domestic animal. Maybe I should have reported it. I won't forget you, poor little cat.  Okay, I think this is brilliant. Not my idea, but for the next Olympics we have one regular human compete for each event. People think it's so easy when they see someone doing flips or swimming laps. Well, let's see exactly how talented these athletes truly are. I love it.  Shocking. No one wants to help the orange man after he told them he didn't need them, then told them he did, but now doesn't need them. What a goof. He painted himself into a corner he doesn't know how to get out of. So, is this weird? As I try to fall asleep at night, in my head I start building a house. Not really a house - more like a big shed, where I can live away from people, preferably in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. I start with a foundation and work until I fall asleep. I'm really stuck on t...

The True Story Of St. Paddy's Day

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Faith and begorrah, why it's Saint Paddy's Day! A time when everyone is Irish and the streets are filled with yellow as the drunks piss in the streets after drinking Guinness at 10 in the morning. It is true, the dear Saint ran out the snakes and that's when the "troubles" began, because the snakes aerated the soil for potatoes to grow. Now, they were gone, snakes and potatoes, so there was no spuds to go along with the corned beef and cabbage. Times were tough. The lads sat in the pubs, drinking warm ale that tasted like spittle and worried their heads over the whole situation.  Seamus: " 'Ow do we bring back the tater, Sean? Me woman wails all the day long fer the tuber. I tell her to quit her whinging but she won't have it. I canno' take eet anymore." Little did the wee people of Ireland know there were plenty of spuds but were kept hidden in a pot guarded by leprechauns. They had heard of a place called the Amazon where they could call up...

A Woman Pretending To Be A Man Pretending...

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  In the early 2000's, Nora Vincent  disguised herself as a man for an entire year and eventually wrote about her experience in a book I'm sure was quite interesting. I don't know. I haven't read it. However, I did watch a woman (brought to my attention by Ferrerman ) who explains to us why Vincent's book was so spot on and that men are so very, very misunderstood and treated like shit throughout their lives. Before I write about how I feel about this video I want to go back to Vincent's experiment. It's not a new phenomenon, where someone pretends to be someone else to try and get insight about their lives and struggles. I remember a reporter going around in a fat suit and witnessing how fat people are viewed by others. But here's the thing I ponder... Why don't people believe actually fat people? Why don't people believe men when they say they have it rough? Why don't people believe women who were raped and trafficked? It's odd. Oh, let...

"Bitter Ass Hag" Here

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  Nope. Didn't watch it. I doubt I've seen one movie nominated. I'm a little behind, like ten years, but I can't help seeing the updates as I peruse the Internet. Some Bluesky members are upset that Sean Penn skipped the ceremony. Why? He doesn't have to show. I don't think it's in a contract when you start out in the business that you have to go to these self congratulatory parties. As I was scrolling today I came across something I was shocked to read. Did you know Apocolypse Now used real corpses? Those heads were real. Someone found out and the heads were replaced with live bodies who were buried in boxes with only their heads exposed. It's also true that a water buffalo was sacrificed by some tribe which doesn't let these filmmakers off the hook. Truly a despicable act. Speaking of despicable, and animals... This guy 👇 Well, that was the beginning. Reading further along, he plans on shooting it himself instead of taking it to a vet. So this an...