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Happy President's Day

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  I think five are still alive. Bush, Clinton, Obama, Biden and the demented one. We have seen the best- Obama and the rest. Sorry, Bill, you cheated and that's a deal breaker for me even if Hillary forgave you. Before the orange man came along, Bush the second was the worst president. Now he paints horrible things on canvas and thinks he can criticize the current administration. Clinton is still in denial about everything and Obama has for the most part decided to stay out of the fray regarding the orange man. He did recently talk about aliens and believes they are out there. The Magas had a field day with that, although they too believe in aliens, ghosts, Bigfoot and god. Honestly, when I wrote the first draft I completely forgot about Joe Biden. I'm not sure what that means other than life was as it should have been, sort of. I didn't wake up worrying who he had alienated. I didn't worry he was on the phone to Vladimir. But, there was a lot he could have done and dec...
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The Bathrobe Lady

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  Photographer, Leila Navidi  The woman in the bathrobe . If you're not familiar with the story, let me give you the cliff notes. Sam Stroozas is a reporter based in Minnesota. When she heard a commotion outside, she didn't have time to change, so she gathered with fellow rebels in her bathrobe and slippers. If you don't live in a bubble you are aware of what Trump is trying to do in Minneapolis. He wants to intimidate and threaten anyone who disagrees with his authoritarian mindset. He underestimated the people of the Northern state. He probably assumed they were a bunch of rubes who would cower and fold. He could have gone to any other blue city to raise havoc but I believe he chose Minneapolis because he's a man who holds grudges. He wanted to show Tim Walz a little pain and remind him who won the election. He also thought it would be easy to frighten a community of Midwestern citizens- people who originated from Viking blood and live and thrive in the harsh Winters...
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The Burn Blog

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 Who exactly is this guy ? He looks like a Bond villain. Clearly he is in cahoots with the Bondi villain. Ba dump bump. I've seen him on occasion but have no idea what he does. He was in the news recently for using the R word to describe those who are spending time looking into the Epstein files. Here's a little bit of what he said.  Well, ya know fatso, someone in your klan was responsible for redacting names. So let's say six out of 500 names mentioned were innocent. Frankly, I find that hard to believe that anyone associated with the pedo was innocent but perhaps it was a plumber who was working on the clogged sinks. Why he'd be in the files, who knows, but there he is. They were in the files. We see them. Why don't you talk about the men who raped children? Why so silent about them?  But, let's take a closer look at you, blubber butt. Anyone tell you that you resemble a weeble?  What's this!? Your parents are immigrants!?  What's this!? You have no c...
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Melania Has A Sister!?

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  Did you ever notice in Hollywood when there is a dynasty of actors, a family where there is one gorgeous or handsome person and the other one- well, not so much. I shouldn't name names, but I will. Look at Jeff Bridges. Look at him! Aaah, he was dreamy when he was a young buck. That hair, those dimples... And then there's Floyd or Boyd, no, it's Beau. Dennis Quad vs. Randy. Natalie Wood and sister, Lana. The list is so long and it's weird. How did one offspring have this beautiful face and the other was a squiggly version of the beautiful face? I'm bringing this up because I was just listening to the Daily Beast podcast with Michael Wolff as he talked about his lawsuit against Melania. He mentions the first lady lives in the Trump Tower in New York. She has her own apartment, apart from the King Tut museum the orange man likes. Wolff suggests Barron probably has his own apartment. But then he mentioned that Melania has a sister and she too lives in the Trump Tower...
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There, I Said It

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  There's a word that's been used as a deragatory term for a woman who is worse than dirt. I don't have an issue with four letter words and it may surprise you, I don't normally use them in everyday language. I save them all up for this blog. Except for that one word that makes me cringe because I never really felt anyone deserved it- until now. Pam Bondi - You're a cunt. You are the most vile creature who walked the earth and considering who you are protecting, that's quite the honor. I don't think I've hated anyone as much as you. I will never get the image of her grinning as victims stood up after they were asked if anyone from the DOJ ever spoke with them. She didn't even had the decency to look at them. How she can protect Trump and other powerful men who raped children is beyond abhorrent. She is the attorney general who swore an oath to follow the Constitution. We all know who she bows to. Unfortunately, we're not surprised when we hear in...
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Hump Wednesday 11

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  Did you ever read a news story that was such a non-story you had a head scratching moment? I saw one the other day about a man who relied on oxygen tanks to breathe. He had run out but couldn't use his landline phone because the snow storm had shut down power! Oh, no, what could they do!? Thank God five people in the house had a cell phone! So- he was never in any danger. What the hell was that about? My Dad in his elderly years relied on a Darth Vader breathing machine. Not a shock since he smoked unfiltered Camels since he was fifteen. But what I found interesting is when the electricity went out in the 'hood, Dad's electricity stayed on. No, he didn't have a generator. Somehow the electric company could keep power going while everyone else's groceries on the block rotted in the fridge. I still don't know how that worked.  Are you celebrating Galentine's Day, Saturday? It's for women or men or anyone who doesn't have a date for the scam day. Back...
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Being A Woman

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  This is Black History month and I want to write about this woman because one, she's a woman, and whatever color we are, we all have had to deal with womanly issues. Warning to the squeamish: I'm going to write about woman things, like what it's like to deal with the monthlies. Fortunately, I no longer get the visit, but when I did, it was a terrible experience. Back in the day we didn't have stick on period pads. You needed a device to hold that pad in place. And then you needed another device to hook up your nylons, and over that you wore a girdle along with the brassiere. Eight to ten hour days were miserable. It's why woman can tolerate pain better than a male.  Mary Beatrice Davidson Kenner tried to make life a little easier for women by inventing a sturdier form of the sanitary belt- one that was more comfortable, if that was possible, and one that stayed in place. I won't post an image of the invention because it looks like a Rube Goldberg idea, but jus...
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