Thingy

  I think most of us have been in a public place where someone comes up and starts talking to you as if they know you. The sad part is, they probably do but you don't remember them at all. It's truly a weird situation and quite awkward because you have no idea how to reply to them. I once ran into a woman in the Jewels who started talking about her new dishwasher or something. I felt I had to say something so I asked her how her boys were. She replied she has three girls and just kept on talking as if she didn't notice I was trying to dig a hole to hide in. That's the usual awkward situation, but this one is even stranger because this guy I see occasionally around town seems to know me and I have zero idea who he is. I have pondered this far too long, yet, it's absolutely bizarre that every time I run into him he has conversations as if we know everything about each other. When I say I run into him, he's usually thirty feet away from me when he sees me and start...

  I was visiting a friend yesterday and we watched the movie, 'Project Hail Mary.' If you are on Bluesky you may have noticed the constant feeds by "people" who just LOVE this movie.  Spoiler Alert! Dr. Grace (Ryan Gosling) is a brilliant scientist who teaches middle school kids about science. First of all, the scene with the kids wanting to know about science is a big fat fake. This is America, where we treat our teachers with disdain and hate science even more. But, I digress. So, this brilliant mind is teaching in a school because he can't seem to behave himself. He's a bit of a clown with a temper. Not exactly like the Terrifier clown but more, a goofy nerd. One day a group of scientists stop by and threaten him and his career because they need his mind to solve a very big problem. Something is eating our sun and all the stars except for one. Grace helps them figure out the problem in five seconds and then tells them, "good luck," whereupon the m...

 I have a feeling this might catch on. A woman started preaching in an airplane while the passengers were waiting for a delayed takeoff. After she managed to invoke a few holy words, she was duly escorted off the plane. She was appalled and didn't seem to understand what the problem was. As she queried, "Don't I have the right to free speech!?" She looks like she has had the magat glow up. If you read the article from the Daily Rag and scroll down to her images, there is one where you couldn't figure out if that was actually a mannequin. 👇 All brain cells have left the building. She claims she converted two people. I have little doubt they converted to the Noodle God. But hey, ma'am, you wanna play that game? As your reward for being a clueless member of the evangelical cult, you will be required to sit during an eighteen hour flight and listen to the Islamic Quran, Hindu Vedas, Jewish Tanakh, Buddhist Tripitaka, The Book of Mormon and the Nine Satanic State...

  I didn't write yesterday because I had made myself a challenge where I was not allowed to say anything negative about anyone. It was hard, especially when I still scrolled around and it seems everyone has gone a little mad. Does anyone know why Rand Paul hates Dr. Fauci with such passion? It's like watching a version of Les Miserables. But, today is a new day! I'm back and I'm mean. Let's discuss this new show with host, RFK Jr., who is going to show you how to cook healthy and cheap meals for your family. Each serving will cost under $5, so let's say you have a family of four, that's $20 per meal times three which equals $60 per day. To be fair, breakfast can be skipped or you can have a slice of bread - so, $50 a day which adds up to 50 x 30-ish= $1,500 a month on food. I don't have a family of four so I don't know how accurate that is. I spend around $500 a month on me, myself and I, and usually the last week of the month is trying to put togeth...

  Towards the end of our marriage when we both knew it was over my ex started looking around  with no discretion. During the process of separating he had been in an accident at work where he nearly severed his finger from getting it caught in a latch handle on a door. The doctors advised him to just have the finger amputated, but he insisted in keeping it which meant high doses of antibiotics and bandage changes every day. When he came home from the hospital a nurse came out, gave him his shot, then told me I was to provide his care for the next month. This was news to me. I had been packing and storing my possessions and was ready to leave, thinking he was going to get the care he needed by others. I bit my tongue and stayed. We were also in the process of trying to sell the house, so one day as my ex lounged on a recliner as I shook hoping to inject him without killing him, a realtor arrived to assess the house. She was very pretty- tall, stacked and blonde. As she's talking...

 I should probably leave this alone, but sometimes I just like to poke at things that are out of my understanding and maybe become enlightened a bit.  So, is the thing where singers bring someone on stage and stick their bits in their face something y'all are familiar with? Last time I went to a concert was when Dylan performed and some woman jumped out of her seat and started dancing in front of him. The song ended, she went back in her seat and Dylan tipped his hat and they moved on. There was no bed onstage and there definitely was no writhing or rubbing going on. So I keep going back to this story about Usher having a beautiful woman from the audience come up on stage, lie in the bed as he sings and plays with himself. Well, first of all, Usher ain't no Lenny Kravitz and even if he was, what the fuck is happening here!? Is this not 2026? I know I've mentioned I'm losing days but now I'm in 1970!?  Anyway, a very pretty lady is sitting up there while Usher is do...