Thingy

 I have sensitive skin - literally and figuratively. I avoid dating men who have beards because of past experiences when my face would be bright red and rashy for days. I once went to a coworker's wedding whose beloved had a giant beard. When I said my goodbyes, he hugged and kissed me which felt like an electric sander running across my face. I was marked for days. That was a millisecond of a touch. Imagine... no let's not go there. It's just not worth it. I can relate to this woman's problem 👇 Her husband has a beard which she finds attractive except for when there are things growing in said beard. When she tells him he's got mustard, ketchup and a hotdog sitting in his beard he gets all huffy and tells her to mind her own business. I may be a bit hyperbolic with my relaying of story, but the problem is real. You can find the article in, 'The Guardian.' You can also vote on whether beard man is being a twat or, she's just a shrew. When I notice a man ...

Do you ever ask yourself, "How? How does he get these women to fall for him?" That's a good question. And I think many of you would say, "Money." Or, you, over there, "Power." Well, yes, usually when we see a good looking woman, one who just passed puberty, locking arms with a guy that looks like Abe Vigoda, we can all assume she's sold her soul for money. A pair of Jimmy Choos means more to her than self respect.  But, when it comes to the orange man, there's something there- something I don't see but other women do. He was somewhat attractive when he was young, albeit the frat boy, prowler type. Now he's just a living, rotting carcass.  So, why does Natalie Harp want him so badly, and who the hell is Natalie Harp?  The only thing I know about her is what I have heard from the Daily Beast, which isn't much. She's a young lady who hangs around Trump as if she's his wife. (You need a contract for that) I'm guessing Trump ...

  We can laugh now, cause they're alright. But, WTF!? Why? Why would you ever get into a self driving car? These people did and surprise, surprise, Waymo did what Waymo wanted, which was disregard those orange cones and plow on through. The passengers kept screaming for Waymo to stop, but it had a mission. Honestly, this is the first I have heard of Waymo. I have heard of Tesla, and a truly horrible accident occurred recently where a self driving Tesla plowed into a woman's home, killing her as she sat in her living room. Google is the Daddy of this company which started around 2007. It's had some controversy regarding its cars driving past school buses. Shockingly, no one has been killed in a Waymo robo taxis, although there have been many serious injuries purportedly not the fault of Waymo. Other autonomous vehicles cannot claim the same.  Seriously, I do not understand this self driving baloney. What is the reasoning behind this invention? If you can't drive, use p...

  I've never been interested in Superhero films or graphic novels. It's too hard for me to suspend belief. But like those who have faith that there is a god, some also believe there are super special individuals who can save us from ourselves. (Now would be a good time to show up) Supergirl will be in theaters on the 26th and the only reason this caught my interest was a blurb I saw in some news article where a maga type neanderthal said he wouldn't watch it because the woman who portrays Supergirl isn't *uckable. And I don't think he meant because she's so young. That doesn't seem to bother some men. She's not Xena, Warrior Princess, played by hot, Lucy Lawless, or Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot.  As we have witnessed during the UFC cage fighting circus, the crowd was mostly young males who enjoy watching two men cuddle, hug and beat each other up. Most of the fighters look like they eat steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner, then gnaw on raw meat. Again, I...

  $40 for a twelve pack of flavored fruit. I had heard Barron was in a new business, selling liquid swamp water. It goes under the name, SOLLOS Yerba mate. Sol is sun in Spanish. Los is Sol spelled backwards. 🙄😵‍💫. Allegedly the company started with a group of Barron's friends. Well right there is a big fat lie. Barron has no friends except his Mama. Most likely Daddy foot the bill to get the kid out of the house, although he literally doesn't live in house with the orange man. I know the golden rule is not to talk about the Presidents' children. But, Barron is not a child anymore. He's a 6'9" enigma. He's a supposed business man. He learned from his Daddy to just sit back, get yer name put on everything and you make a killing. I had heard Barron was big on Bitcoin. I don't hear too much about Daddy Warbottoms talking much about it. I couldn't get any data regarding how sales are going. I'm sure they'll make it up, just like the jobs numb...

 Oh, boy. The embarrassment never ends, it just moves around. I feel bad for his daughter, Tiffany. She probably has to fight for every morsel and crumb from her Daddy who usually mistakes her for the help. I've written about this before, but don't feel too bad Tiffany, soon he'll forget about his other real daughter, whom he probably calls, Ivana. He's already forgotten Eric and regrets naming his number one son after him, which is shocking. He likes things named after him. My FIL was the same. He named one son after him, two daughters were given the feminine equivalent of his name and he named his dog in honor of himself.  But, this is just more than mistaking a young woman who looks nothing like Tiffany or Ivanka. He's been at Camp David over the weekend, a place he allegedly hates. Rumor is he's getting more tests done. I wonder if this was one of his tests? "Here, sir, are three images. Please choose your daughter's image." Little did they kn...