Neil The Seal
Neil the seal is an asshole. He's a five year old elephant seal who weighs 1,300 pounds and will get much bigger. Neil lives on and around the Tasman Peninsula. Neil does whatever he wants and no one is going to stop him. The citizens love him. The authority is frustrated - with Neil and the citizens. When Neil comes ashore he likes to hang out around the hazard cones. I'm guessing the town is broke due to Neil destroying everything in his path. He also likes to scream at the residents if they refuse to feed him. He's a character as they say and it might sound amusing at the moment because he hasn't hurt anyone. Yet. He's going to get bigger. He's going to become a belligerent bastard tenfold and he will continue his path of destruction. So, what is the solution? They've already tried to relocate him and he just comes back. The Peninsula is about 250 square miles. Seems like the young lad should be able to find a quiet spot. Neil likes his cones. He p...