Thingy

 I have a feeling this might catch on. A woman started preaching in an airplane while the passengers were waiting for a delayed takeoff. After she managed to invoke a few holy words, she was duly escorted off the plane. She was appalled and didn't seem to understand what the problem was. As she queried, "Don't I have the right to free speech!?" She looks like she has had the magat glow up. If you read the article from the Daily Rag and scroll down to her images, there is one where you couldn't figure out if that was actually a mannequin. 👇 All brain cells have left the building. She claims she converted two people. I have little doubt they converted to the Noodle God. But hey, ma'am, you wanna play that game? As your reward for being a clueless member of the evangelical cult, you will be required to sit during an eighteen hour flight and listen to the Islamic Quran, Hindu Vedas, Jewish Tanakh, Buddhist Tripitaka, The Book of Mormon and the Nine Satanic State...

  I didn't write yesterday because I had made myself a challenge where I was not allowed to say anything negative about anyone. It was hard, especially when I still scrolled around and it seems everyone has gone a little mad. Does anyone know why Rand Paul hates Dr. Fauci with such passion? It's like watching a version of Les Miserables. But, today is a new day! I'm back and I'm mean. Let's discuss this new show with host, RFK Jr., who is going to show you how to cook healthy and cheap meals for your family. Each serving will cost under $5, so let's say you have a family of four, that's $20 per meal times three which equals $60 per day. To be fair, breakfast can be skipped or you can have a slice of bread - so, $50 a day which adds up to 50 x 30-ish= $1,500 a month on food. I don't have a family of four so I don't know how accurate that is. I spend around $500 a month on me, myself and I, and usually the last week of the month is trying to put togeth...

  Towards the end of our marriage when we both knew it was over my ex started looking around  with no discretion. During the process of separating he had been in an accident at work where he nearly severed his finger from getting it caught in a latch handle on a door. The doctors advised him to just have the finger amputated, but he insisted in keeping it which meant high doses of antibiotics and bandage changes every day. When he came home from the hospital a nurse came out, gave him his shot, then told me I was to provide his care for the next month. This was news to me. I had been packing and storing my possessions and was ready to leave, thinking he was going to get the care he needed by others. I bit my tongue and stayed. We were also in the process of trying to sell the house, so one day as my ex lounged on a recliner as I shook hoping to inject him without killing him, a realtor arrived to assess the house. She was very pretty- tall, stacked and blonde. As she's talking...

 I should probably leave this alone, but sometimes I just like to poke at things that are out of my understanding and maybe become enlightened a bit.  So, is the thing where singers bring someone on stage and stick their bits in their face something y'all are familiar with? Last time I went to a concert was when Dylan performed and some woman jumped out of her seat and started dancing in front of him. The song ended, she went back in her seat and Dylan tipped his hat and they moved on. There was no bed onstage and there definitely was no writhing or rubbing going on. So I keep going back to this story about Usher having a beautiful woman from the audience come up on stage, lie in the bed as he sings and plays with himself. Well, first of all, Usher ain't no Lenny Kravitz and even if he was, what the fuck is happening here!? Is this not 2026? I know I've mentioned I'm losing days but now I'm in 1970!?  Anyway, a very pretty lady is sitting up there while Usher is do...

  I don't like when my mind tricks me, like it wants to have a little fun at my expense. I'm guessing you've all heard of Winter hibernation where bears have settled in for the cold winter months. Humans hibernate as well. This year I've been sleeping through the summer, most likely due to the extreme heat and social malaise. I wake up around 6 am, have coffee, wash dishes, eat breakfast, do a little online scrolling then head back to bed. This is probably not a healthy idea. I wake after a few hours, exercise, shower, scroll, eat lunch, then nap again. Then I'm usually up until 3am, my finest hours. It's quiet, so quiet I can hear my refrigerator hum three rooms away. I like it. I don't think it's normal. I don't do drugs so I'm not going to start, although for awhile I was taking Vicks night time cold relief to sleep. That stuff is amazing. And that's why I stopped, hoping my body would adjust and work it's way through whatever was happ...

  Most of you won't care when I warn you about this guy- Tom Tiffany, because he's a local problem. He's running for governor in the state of Wisconsin. It's weird that I have not seen any other ads by any of the other candidates running for governor, it's only this guy, who I hate with a passion. The ad starts out criticizing the Democratic party noting the new Democrats are not like what your parents voted for. Then he shows a picture of a few local politicians along with Bernie Sanders and AOC and claims these people hate America. He goes on to claim children are being subjected to Nazi like torture as genitals are being removed and it just goes on like that. He reminds me of Lindsey Graham, who was a closeted gay. Tiffany definitely has some secrets.  But hey, let's go back to what he says about Democratic politics not being what they were in the past. That goes both ways Tom- Tom who supports tariffs and billionaires, Tom who wants to decide what is best f...