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The Queen, Evil Stepmother And A Dragon

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  Damn, what a bitch . Instead of possibly coming off as an actual human being, the Danish queen tells her daughter in law to back off petting her dog. The tension is palpable, even from where I'm sitting, a zillion miles away. I had two MIL's in my life. One was nicknamed Dragon by her own children if that gives you a clue. The other was the evil step mother who married their father and both biological parents fought over custody of the children. Neither wanted them. I saw the step mother more often than Dragon who lived in some low rent housing in a very bad section of Chicago with her boyfriend. Dragon was your typical alcoholic, if that's a thing. She didn't really connect with her five children until they all became adults. When they were children and their father married his sister in law (it's complicated, like the monarchy) Dragon dumped the children off one cold night in front of his door and took off to be single and free. Naturally, the newlywed bride was...
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Raccoon Bits

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 He cuts off raccoon bits and considers it quite sane Blames mental foggy memory on worm chewing on his brain  He swims in fecal  matter, declares he's a  model of good health He gets away with gobbled goop by name and family wealth. Aspirin causes autism  black children are all drugged  Vaccines are bad for humans  raw milk should be chugged. Sniff coke upon a toilet seat- add Three squares per day of heroin, then Crank out a late night treat. He wears his blue jeans  tight sitting in a tub  lifting weights with one Kid Rock, A weird ass creepy club. Eats kimchi, kraut and meat meat pie, meat loaf, meat logs, won't eat a man's best friend  unless  it's beef hot dogs.   He seems to know  not  what he does Or which way the wind does blow  A hedonistic's pursuit through life-  with empty hands to show.
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Bluesky's Down!!

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Me(ta) Thinks We're Screwed

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  So, I put my phone down for a break and started thinking. I thought about think tanks and wondered what they're actually thinking about. I have one idea. I think they'd like to annihilate the human race. Oh, not everybody but those who to them serve no viable purpose. The homeless, the terminally ill, the mentally ill, those with intellectual disabilities, felons and anyone who can't hold a job.  When these rich and powerful people get together along with mad scientists, engineers, doctors, lawyers and Mensa alumni, they aren't thinking about how to better life for humanity. They are planning on how to take everything they can possibly can while they are here and mold a future of a super race. I'm sure they whisper amongst themselves as they drink Cristal and smoke Cuban cigars how they can live decades longer in a world made for just for them and their silver spooned offspring.  So, they need to get rid of the needy- those poor slobs who can't pull themselves...
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Presto, Presto, Do Your Very Besto

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  I love old movies so I ask Google to find me a few. Apparently the search engine "thinks" the 1990's is going way back as the screen displays, 'Pretty Woman' and 'Back to the Future.' I'm actually requesting gems from the the 40's and 50's, but in particular I wanted to write about this movie, ' Houseboat .' It's described as a romantic comedy starring Cary Grant and Sophia Loren. It is anything but. Neither romantic or a comedy. I wrote about this movie years ago and again now because of the same basic complaint. The children. They are described by one critic as, "horrors," modern, self expressive American brats. One of the film critics (Wikipedia) is almost close to conveying what I see regarding the little horrors and other issues in the movie which clearly prove how very unfunny this movie is. Loren is the objectified woman who is constantly ogled, touched and humiliated by Grant's creepy ass friends. Grant even ...
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Looksmaxxing

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  Seems a bit of a double standard here about this looks (hold up- gotta tornado warning) maxxing. I don't pay much attention to the incel community but apparently this is where looksmaxxing began. The incel boys believe women are only interested in men who look good. You also get a pass if you have money or play a guitar. They aren't altogether wrong, because even babies, not babes, babies, choose the pretty person in those baby testing tests. It is what it is fellas. So if you want to make yourself look pretty for the ladies, why not? Women have been doing it for centuries. Now a lot of them will say they add plastic to their chest, stick Botox in their lips, wear fake nails, eyelashes and butt cheeks to make themselves feel better about themselves. Yes, I'll wait while we all have a chuckle because we know that's complete bullshit. They do it to attract the male. We all know this to be true. So if y'all want to arrange your anatomy go right ahead. But will that r...
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A Day In My Life

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  Someone left a giant fake spider on the stairs.  As I sorted clothes I heard someone calling out for help. I opened the door only to hear a creepy laugh. Someone is moving out because the dumpster was full. One black Oxford shoe sat on top of the massive pile.  I received a delivery from a box store. As I started to leave the young lady handed me a piece of paper and waved goodbye. The note read, "I am Anna and it was a pleasure meeting you." After nearly three years without a regular cleaner I hear a vacuum outside my door.  I ran into a tenant in the hallway who told me his vacuum went kaput. I gave him my shop vac because I never use it. He didn't even say thank you. Someone plays the same song every single night at ten pm.  My upstairs neighbor no longer sounds as if she's tap dancing. She must have taken up a quieter hobby.  The painters finished painting the walls in the landing after a six month sabbatical. Oddly, they left an unfinished patch on t...
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