Thingy

  "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I've been cheating this past week. I was very good at first, but the temptation was just too strong, Father. I've never done this before and the very first time I had the opportunity I fell. I fell hard. He's so darn cute, though. I wake up in the morning and think about him. I stay up late, looking at his adorable face and wanting more of him. Help me, Father!" Relax, it's a puzzle, guys. I haven't done a puzzle in a long time. The Thingy household had two things in abundance, books and puzzles. We were poor but never lacked brain food. I never really enjoyed putting puzzles together but it's what you did back in the day when the rain came down and you were stuck inside the house. A few weeks ago I saw this cute puzzle on Temu. Yes, Temu! I thought, why not? Eventually it arrived and when I opened it I found a cheat sheet. 👇 What the hell is this!? There's no cheating in puzzling! I scoffed and tossed the sh...

  Well, well, well... You had one job and you f-ed it up. Timothy Busfield is not going to stand trial for sexual misconduct because the state screwed up. It doesn't mean he didn't do what they alleged, it's just they left out relevant information. Whether it was a purposeful act or, they just are not worthy to be lawyers, Busfield is a free man. During the grand jury proceedings jurors asked to be able to hear from three witnesses that apparently were not on the prosecuting attorney's list. The prosecutor told them they need a unanimous vote in order to have the witnesses come forward which could delay the trial significantly. He failed to mention that the judge overseeing the trial also would be able to admit the witnesses, without delay. Seems like a big thing to forget to mention. Busfield must have had the best lawyers money can buy because they found the mistake. Whether the state will try again and try to send Busfield to prison is up in the air. Lucky guy. I...

  I have given medication to my sick child and other loved ones. I am an expert in cleaning up vomit and other bodily fluids. I know everything there is to know about 7-up vs. ginger ale and can make a chicken noodle soup that will bring back the dead. Therefore, I am a doctor. I did not work in China but have many items made from China, which makes me qualified to share my experiences. From now on, call me Dr. Thingy. Well that pretty much explains the word salad from the still current press secretary (as of 11:17pm, Thursday) as to why she thought she could claim to be a lawyer. According to her former Chinese employers who actually back off even claiming she was really employed, they state they just used her to translate lawyer jargon for them. It is truly incredible the balls people have as they lie about their credentials. I'm going to guess loads of people exaggerate their knowledge, expertise and even whether they have a degree. Katie Zacharia never passed a bar exam, anywhe...

  So, this is the type of stuff little Margaret had trouble comprehending back in fifth grade. Why do you need to pray to God? Doesn't he have the power to intervene? Why'd the Pope get the cancer in the first place?  Oooh, it's because God works in mysterious ways, like allowing a deranged white boy who is angry at the world shoot terrified children in their heads as they cried for their mothers. Or, when a predator takes a child, rapes, then kills her or him. Mysterious, indeed. I know the believers will come up with the answers as to why faith is important even when an orange man is murdering children. Even when women are being raped. Explain why he can't fix the weather. According to the magats, Democrats have the ability but why doesn't God come in and help us out a bit? Ohhh, he's testing us. For what? I cannot say with certainty there is no dude watching us, making a list and checking it twice.  To what point?  If prayer makes you feel better, fine. I bel...

  Gee, she seemed like a nice person. On her show she was frequently holding hands and wiping away tears. She always had something positive to say. Well, that was from the two three Kelly Clarkson shows I tuned into watch. My sugar count was getting too high so I had to stop watching. I do remember her when she was an innocent little lass who auditioned for American Idol. We were all innocent then.  Seems she's in the news lately because it was her idea to make a giant molehill out of nothing other than she didn't get what she wanted, which apparently was a giant mechanical bird. A $15,000 bird, which according to shop owners was not for sale, although its doppelganger was. Clarkson wanted that bird and when she walked out of the store empty handed she tattled to all 8 million of her followers. I'm gonna bet little Kelly was the snitch in school. "Teacher, Bobby's picking his nose again." "Teacher, Sally ate a blue crayon." "Teacher, I saw the p...

  I've certainly have had enough practice drawing blondes lately. Practice, practice, practice. They just keep popping up in the news. As an introvert I always hated getting up in front of a classroom or audience to talk. The one thing I did was read my speech or essay, out loud, over and over again until  I felt confident enough that even if I missed a point I could wing it. I still haven't read much about the new press secretary but took a look at one video short. Even the magats on YouTube admit she needs to practice, but she'll get better! Lol. I really hope she stays on. I don't want a record Scaramucci. I think he managed eleven days. I want her to remain to remind us all that this is what we get in the Trump regime. She wouldn't make fourth string dead girl in a horror movie. "We are doing great and we are now friends with..........................,.................................................................................................... Venezu...