A Day In My Life
Someone left a giant fake spider on the stairs. As I sorted clothes I heard someone calling out for help. I opened the door only to hear a creepy laugh. Someone is moving out because the dumpster was full. One black Oxford shoe sat on top of the massive pile. I received a delivery from a box store. As I started to leave the young lady handed me a piece of paper and waved goodbye. The note read, "I am Anna and it was a pleasure meeting you." After nearly three years without a regular cleaner I hear a vacuum outside my door. I ran into a tenant in the hallway who told me his vacuum went kaput. I gave him my shop vac because I never use it. He didn't even say thank you. Someone plays the same song every single night at ten pm. My upstairs neighbor no longer sounds as if she's tap dancing. She must have taken up a quieter hobby. The painters finished painting the walls in the landing after a six month sabbatical. Oddly, they left an unfinished patch on t...