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The True Story Of St. Paddy's Day

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Faith and begorrah, why it's Saint Paddy's Day! A time when everyone is Irish and the streets are filled with yellow as the drunks piss in the streets after drinking Guinness at 10 in the morning. It is true, the dear Saint ran out the snakes and that's when the "troubles" began, because the snakes aerated the soil for potatoes to grow. Now, they were gone, snakes and potatoes, so there was no spuds to go along with the corned beef and cabbage. Times were tough. The lads sat in the pubs, drinking warm ale that tasted like spittle and worried their heads over the whole situation.  Seamus: " 'Ow do we bring back the tater, Sean? Me woman wails all the day long fer the tuber. I tell her to quit her whinging but she won't have it. I canno' take eet anymore." Little did the wee people of Ireland know there were plenty of spuds but were kept hidden in a pot guarded by leprechauns. They had heard of a place called the Amazon where they could call up...

A Woman Pretending To Be A Man Pretending...

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  In the early 2000's, Nora Vincent  disguised herself as a man for an entire year and eventually wrote about her experience in a book I'm sure was quite interesting. I don't know. I haven't read it. However, I did watch a woman (brought to my attention by Ferrerman ) who explains to us why Vincent's book was so spot on and that men are so very, very misunderstood and treated like shit throughout their lives. Before I write about how I feel about this video I want to go back to Vincent's experiment. It's not a new phenomenon, where someone pretends to be someone else to try and get insight about their lives and struggles. I remember a reporter going around in a fat suit and witnessing how fat people are viewed by others. But here's the thing I ponder... Why don't people believe actually fat people? Why don't people believe men when they say they have it rough? Why don't people believe women who were raped and trafficked? It's odd. Oh, let...

"Bitter Ass Hag" Here

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  Nope. Didn't watch it. I doubt I've seen one movie nominated. I'm a little behind, like ten years, but I can't help seeing the updates as I peruse the Internet. Some Bluesky members are upset that Sean Penn skipped the ceremony. Why? He doesn't have to show. I don't think it's in a contract when you start out in the business that you have to go to these self congratulatory parties. As I was scrolling today I came across something I was shocked to read. Did you know Apocolypse Now used real corpses? Those heads were real. Someone found out and the heads were replaced with live bodies who were buried in boxes with only their heads exposed. It's also true that a water buffalo was sacrificed by some tribe which doesn't let these filmmakers off the hook. Truly a despicable act. Speaking of despicable, and animals... This guy 👇 Well, that was the beginning. Reading further along, he plans on shooting it himself instead of taking it to a vet. So this an...

Gee, Ya Hit One Kid- Chill

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  Before I give my response to this video, what do you think? This  actually happened in 2020 but is just making the rounds because I guess there was a ruling where this couldn't be shown because it might show the bicyclist in a bad light and you know how people get when kids are harmed. The child had enough padding on so only her little feelings were hurt. Mom and Dad were enraged.  Let's walk this through. It's a bike path. He's ringing the heart of his little bell. Child is clueless. She probably can't hear anything with all her winter ensemble. Mom clearly heard it because she turns around. Dad clearly saw him coming because he's filming the whole shebang. So for years they go back and forth in court blaming each other for what happened. The bicyclist even won a settlement because he was being hounded, then that was reversed, so here we are. Now that this is out I suggest the bicyclist go into a witness protection program. He's just not going to get a f...

The Pigs Are At The Gate

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  You know who should be deported? Sovereign citizens. Deport them to sovereign citizen land, wherever that may be, because I'm so sick of these people taking up wasted time in a court. I'm going to link this video which is over an hour long. I'd skip the middle because the "living man" tries to argue his case. The judge here is brilliant. He is beyond patient with this foolishness. The last ten minutes are worth watching. He tries to explain to the "entity" why laws are needed. He even admits fines for misdemeanors are just a way to make money. He also explains why that money is necessary in order to keep this country running. Otherwise, we have anarchy. It's really an obvious necessity to anyone who has a brain. These units want to be free of any rules, yet they don't mind living off government assistance. The defendant has been around. I think most Michigan judges have had him in their court. I don't know when this sovereign citizen garba...

The "Excursion"

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  A fine addition to the Trump Library  Barron Donald and the girl he did marry. He with tiny hands she with squinty eyes bore a silent boy who is a super size They live in Mar-A-Lago  although that isn't true  the lady of the evening  resides on fifth avenue. They've made a killing in the market  a basket full of bitcoin a pocket full of pardons  for billionaires who join.  As boys come home  in coffins a teeny tiny "excursion"  distractions from the files  with a body count diversion. So here's the family portrait  hang it on the wall  beside the bunk of big, beautiful Bill Trump's cellmate in the inevitable downfall.

This Opinion Is Free

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  Hey, nothing like a passive aggressive, guilt tripping message to try to get me to pay for a subscription.  Funny how they know how many articles I have read in the past year but don't seem to recall I was a paying reader up until last month. They claim to be free and independent, they rely on the reader to keep them afloat. Well then explain to me, oh, Guardian, why is it that when I try to read an article, a giant fucking ad is shoved in my face? Oh, and I have noticed you leaning to the right lately in your articles. When I cancelled my subscription, you, or an AI generated nosy body asked why I was leaving, so I told you. Three words. You. Sold. Out.  So don't give me this bullshit passive aggressive mind game. Go ahead and keep track of how many articles I read. That's just another reason I'm going to do it because how dare you fucking keep track of what I decide to read! I'm going to give you the finger as I use your sources for information. Incredibly, The ...