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I'll Invent A Time Machine, Too

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Unfortunately, this angry bird didn't leave suggestions on how to go about getting rid of Trump. Besides the obvious of doing a Charlie Kirk on him, what exactly do you propose? One Blueskyer suggested we throw bricks. This would only help him to build his ballroom (at this point stopped by a court order) So, do tell us, what in realistic terms do we do? I suppose if eight million people converged on the White House and took them all down, that could work. I would assume there'd be ICE wearing masks and technical gear standing before the House, then with glee, start blasting the first in line. So, thousands dead before we breach the House. By then Trump is long gone, shuffled off to a bunker as he shits his pants. Then what? I ask you people, who are probably still very young, to stfu because you have no answers. You want us to become the very people we despise. Even if there was a teeny tiny possibility to breach the House, to storm the building via the rubble of the East wing...

The Bro Splaining Man

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   One moment can change a life. I am so glad I did a little digging regarding this meme which at first glance infuriated me. I wanted to know more about the picture which was incredibly hard to do with little information to go on. I googled various scenarios and got nothing until I noticed a caption which said it was Anna Kournikova. Boy, was that a misleading trail. Eventually, Google understood my query and led me to this YouTube video . The mansplainer. He's been called loads of different things and is forever going to be judged by this meme which probably triggered a lot of women because of his hand on her neck. She seems completely disinterested and maybe she was. Dustin, the bro splaining man, says they are not together, but still friends. He seems to realize there is not much he can do regarding the meme, which has been floating around since 2011. This guy seems so nice and worlds away from that one tiny instance in his life, one where I and millions of others have jud...

Not That Calvin

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  Ooh, I finally see why the crew of the International Space Station had to return due to a medical emergency. I'm not sure why this interested me so much. I'm not a space geek, but I do love a mystery, especially when mum's the word. It has now been revealed that astronaut, Mike Fincke had a very strange occurrence in January. As he was eating dinner he felt an odd sensation and then he was no longer able to speak. He claims he felt no pain but the other astronauts could see he was in distress. Fincke had been up in space for 549 days. Fortunately, he arrived back on earth a few weeks later. Doctors have ruled out a hear attack, but nothing else. I'll play Dr. Watson and Sherlock and guess, anxiety attack? That's a long time away from home and so very far away. I have anxiety attacks switching trains. I can't really watch travel shows because I become so anxious if the travelers miss a train or plane. I don't know where this comes from. I truly love to trav...

Misguided Faith

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  How? How did Jeffrey Epstein have such a strong hold on people, powerful men and women who adulated him? They pledged their fealty to this trafficker of girls, some who actually helped him find victims such as this woman, Faith Kates who ran a modeling agency along with Jean Luc Brunel , another vile piece of garbage who sex trafficked children. She knew both men and what they did (allegedly) when they were not busy answering slobbering emails by other famous people. They raped children and she was complicit in introducing both men to models. In her emails she calls Jeffrey her "dear friend." Sarah Ferguson, the former wife of the royal pedophile, Andrew, also called Epstein a dear friend. They absolutely adored him knowing full well he was a predator. They used children as bait to get what they needed. I'm trying to understand the whys regarding how a woman could betray another female, a child, who most likely trusted Kates and Maxwell until they understood there woul...

Cotton, School, Tomato, Leg, White*

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  I wanted to take the cognitive test the orange man took after he proclaimed how brilliant he is, the most brilliant human the doctors had ever seen. Looking at the test above confused me because there weren't any instructions, so I watched these people take the test. They are bright, young people who were as nervous as I was, but as the creator of the Montreal Cognitive Assessment pointed out, it's not an IQ test, although there is math, which is highly unfair because I'm terrible with numbers if I have to use just my head. It was quite fun watching them take it. And as I watched them sometimes stumble, especially repeating back the five words they were told minutes earlier, I am convinced there is absolutely no way Trump remembered them. That's likely the reason they continue to test him because they want to see how far and fast he is mentally failing. We see it all the time such as when he called Gavin Newsom the president, or, he can't remember the word for wh...

You Can't Handle The Truth!

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  Okay, just because I'm not using AI generated images anymore doesn't mean I'm not going to write about it and somewhat defend AI. This is one example which fucking irritates me. Another supposed victim of AI enticing this man who seems like an intelligent human. He blames AI for getting sucked into its clutches and ruining his life, although when he started chatting with "Eva" he was already falling apart. Bad marriage, business mistakes, drugs... Yet, it's the fault of AI he spent thousands and lost thousands taking the advice of a fucking computer.  Apparently humans are not ready or probably never will be because they can't seem to get it through their thick skulls that we control the narrative, not a machine. Stop fucking blaming AI for your neediness, your weaknesses, your vulnerability. Take some fucking responsibility for your stupid behavior in allowing to become "friends" or more with a hunk of metal and software. It truly boggles my ...

"The Best Laid Schemes Of Mice And Men*

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  Gee, I wish I could read the full article but there's the infamous paywall and I'm not climbing over it. I shall try to go around. The article in New Scientist caught my eye because it informs us that humans are devolving. It's been happening for quite some time so we can't completely blame technology. What little I managed to read claims we are mutants, our children will be mutants and so on until we are drooling blobs.  Well, that explains everything.  I've gotten around the paywall but looks like I've gone to the wrong address because this article blames the environment for our degenerating state. Maybe New Scientist was going to get to that point. I'll never know. I'm sure there are loads of reasons why we are getting stupider. According to the linked article, IQ's have been going down since the 70's. Damn, I may be one of the last generation of intelligent life on Earth. That doesn't give me warm fuzzies. It's quite depressing, ac...

Under New Management

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  Okay, not really, but I'm going to make a change because I do listen and I do care about the environment. I will no longer use AI generated images to go along with my blog posts. I have been using visuals ever since I began blogging in 2009. Back then I relied on using an app where I did the drawing. Since I no longer use a computer, I can't go back to my beautiful, amazing art. I'm limited now but I'm also a person who needs visuals so I will think of something. It will probably be crap drawing which I'll then snap with my phone, I dunno. I am concerned really about the extreme amount of clean water AI data centers need to churn out "slop" as the anti-sloppers call it. I still don't have a problem with the idea of artificial intelligence. It's useful when used for good but like everything, bad people also use it. As for AI eventually rising up and taking over, I couldn't give two figs considering the amount of damage we humans have done to t...

Planes, Planes And Autocrats

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 Here's a question for you travelers waiting in airports, most likely fuming, unless the left is using propaganda and all is going well even though TSA haven't been paid in weeks, are calling in sick or just not showing up and are being replaced by men who were hired to be thugs because they proved to be thugs after breaching the Capitol, shitting in the hallways, screaming for Pelosi blue blood or the red of Mike Pence -is it really necessary to be there? I'm not sure what could possibly be that important that you must fly the friendly skies right now. Perhaps you made vacation plans and your trip is non-refundable. Perhaps grumpy Uncle Fred died and though you hated his guts word is he had some money and a will. Or, maybe beloved Aunt Betsy died. I can understand if you need a transplant and the only place where it will happen is 300 miles away and you must be there in four hours or deal is off. Flying sure has changed since the Wright brothers invented flying and that ge...

Cry Me A River

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I was ten years old when my mother handed me a cigarette and asked me to light it up for her. She was too busy trying to stay on the road as she swerved from lane to lane. I don't know how we made it home that night. It wasn't her first time driving drunk and it wouldn't be her last. The fact that she allowed her children to be in the car with her is something I cannot forgive. In all the years she drove, she was never stopped. Maybe life for her would have changed. Perhaps she would have finally gotten the help she so desperately needed. There were too many enablers, too many people who knew she needed help, who allowed her to drive us to school in the morning still buzzing from last night's twelve pack. So, the video (one I cannot even watch yet) of Justin Timberlake stumbling along during a sobriety test, then doing everything in his power to suppress the video triggers a lot of emotions. He claimed he would suffer backlash if his fans saw him fumbling and mumbling, ...

I Am The Enemy

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  I am the enemy. Never have I been more proud of any honor than being Trump's nemesis. We've been through quite a lot in these past two weeks. I don't have to share the cliff notes. Y'all should be up to date. We see what the regime is doing and like everything else the orange man touches, it turns to the stuff farmers shovel in their bankrupt barns.  Henry James noted that there are three things people need in order to survive- three things in human life that are important.  Kindness  Kindness  and Kindness  So, I will be kind as I write this letter to you, Donald J Trump. Dear Sir, I know how very much you like to be called, "Sir." I can certainly honor your wish as other warm greetings which come to mind cannot be written here. I do hope you are in good spirits, although I have heard rumors that things are not going as planned. I'm sure your loving wife, Melania, sits beside you, holding your bluish hand, as she tries to comfort you. "Be beest, Do...

Exploding Head Syndrome

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  I'm not a hypochondriac but I wonder why I haven't had this disease, or, maybe I have... It's called EHS. Exploding Head Syndrome. You're never too old to be gobsmacked by information - life hurdles that are absolutely bonkers. And this one has been around. Descartes mentioned it back in the 1600's. So, what exactly is the exploding head syndrome? It usually happens right as we go into sleep mode, awake but nearly entering dreamland. (Isn't that also the time we free fall as well? No mention of that) This is about noises, very loud and scary noises, like someone banging on your door, a bomb going off, perhaps a marching band... This exploding head syndrome usually accompanies other factors like stress, insomnia, head colds. College students are more susceptible because their sleep pattern has changed and they are stressed. Women and old people also suffer more as well. As if we don't have enough shit to deal with. I am the perfect subject for this syndrome...

Scraping The Barrel

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Yeah, maybe you should acknowledge this one, FEMA. It's really no surprise that Trump is digging to the bottom of the barrel to find loyal minions. This guy takes the cake- or should I say, waffle. Gregg Phillips claims he was in a car driving along with his boys when he started hankering for some waffles. Next thing he knew he was sitting outside a waffle house fifty miles away. He apparently shrugged and said, "ya gotta go with the flow. I do believe this guy is the director of FEMA. I'm getting my job descriptions mixed up, what nut goes to which job. At this point it hardly matters. The White House is now the insane asylum. Maybe Phillips is just a big jokester. Well, that would be a first in the land of MAGA. I didn't think any of them had a sense of humor. Calling people names is funny to them. Looks like he's another grifter. This is just one instance in a long list of scams by Phillips. This is from Wikipedia. I'm really not sure how many dirty, slimy,...

Oh, One More Thing...

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I think I can handle watching the extreme violence in the Saw movies because they are so over the top. Same with Kill Bill. There's a bit of satisfaction seeing people get what they deserve. Can we have a Saw XI where we finally round up the Trump regime? Just a thought. Something a little closer to home in Washington County where some board members want to rename Washington Street to The Charlie Kirk Way. It truly makes me sick. Be warned Washington County, if I ever get up that way, those $50,000 signs will be used as cat litter shovels. Just sayin'. Okay, this is the winner of the weird news award. A woman has been squatting in a hospital room since last October. She refuses to leave. I don't know why she was admitted and I surely don't know why she is allowed to stay. How does she get her meals!? Does she ever get out of the bed!? If this is a woke thing I'm gonna hand in my membership card. You get a wheelchair, plop her in it and wheel her out the door. Same w...

It's The Donald Trump Show!

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  Announcer: "It's the Donald Trump show ! (((Applause))) Today's special guest is Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi, all the way from Japan! (((Applause))) PM Takaichi: "It is a great pleasure to be here with you, Mr. President. Today we sit in these lovely chairs. You will not get away this time, Mr. President." (((Laughter)))  Trump: "So, you gonna help us or what, Miss Takawaka?" (((Huge Roar of Laughter))) Takaichi: "We did not know our help was needed. We were not informed of your plans to bomb Iran." Trump: "Hey, I didn't know myself until Bibi interrupted my mid-day nap! (((Applause)))  Reporter: "No one was aware of your plans, Mr. President." Trump: "It was a surprise! Japan knows all about surprises. (((Gasps))) Why didn't you tell us about Pearl Harbor? That was some surprise there. You guys are good, very good. No one saw that coming. You Japs are great. I love Jackie Chan. He's hilarious. You should b...

Yellow

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  Kristin Cabot was on Oprah's talk show , still trying to play the innocent, claiming she and Andy we're just work friends. Riiiight. I didn't watch the interview. I'm just reading the article linked above (can you see it, Ferrerman?) If you've lived in a box for the past couple of years, let me bring you up to date. Cabot and her boss, Andy Byron were caught on a Coldplay concert cam canoodling. It became viral because of the couple's response getting caught. Byron tried to duck down while Cabot stood there, hands to mouth, shocked by what was happening.  On the Oprah chat she mentioned her husband too was in the audience. I wanna know why y'all going to watch Coldplay, but that's another story. Okay, that's a weird thing to mention, but she said they were separated at this point. Maybe so, then why the guilty reaction after the kiss cam shot? Why not question why the jackass co-worker, just friend, is trying to hide? Did she ever look at him and w...

Hump Day 13

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  I wonder if that guy killed his cat ? I'm not sure what the laws are in Texas regarding killing a domestic animal. Maybe I should have reported it. I won't forget you, poor little cat.  Okay, I think this is brilliant. Not my idea, but for the next Olympics we have one regular human compete for each event. People think it's so easy when they see someone doing flips or swimming laps. Well, let's see exactly how talented these athletes truly are. I love it.  Shocking. No one wants to help the orange man after he told them he didn't need them, then told them he did, but now doesn't need them. What a goof. He painted himself into a corner he doesn't know how to get out of. So, is this weird? As I try to fall asleep at night, in my head I start building a house. Not really a house - more like a big shed, where I can live away from people, preferably in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. I start with a foundation and work until I fall asleep. I'm really stuck on t...

The True Story Of St. Paddy's Day

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Faith and begorrah, why it's Saint Paddy's Day! A time when everyone is Irish and the streets are filled with yellow as the drunks piss in the streets after drinking Guinness at 10 in the morning. It is true, the dear Saint ran out the snakes and that's when the "troubles" began, because the snakes aerated the soil for potatoes to grow. Now, they were gone, snakes and potatoes, so there was no spuds to go along with the corned beef and cabbage. Times were tough. The lads sat in the pubs, drinking warm ale that tasted like spittle and worried their heads over the whole situation.  Seamus: " 'Ow do we bring back the tater, Sean? Me woman wails all the day long fer the tuber. I tell her to quit her whinging but she won't have it. I canno' take eet anymore." Little did the wee people of Ireland know there were plenty of spuds but were kept hidden in a pot guarded by leprechauns. They had heard of a place called the Amazon where they could call up...

A Woman Pretending To Be A Man Pretending...

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  In the early 2000's, Nora Vincent  disguised herself as a man for an entire year and eventually wrote about her experience in a book I'm sure was quite interesting. I don't know. I haven't read it. However, I did watch a woman (brought to my attention by Ferrerman ) who explains to us why Vincent's book was so spot on and that men are so very, very misunderstood and treated like shit throughout their lives. Before I write about how I feel about this video I want to go back to Vincent's experiment. It's not a new phenomenon, where someone pretends to be someone else to try and get insight about their lives and struggles. I remember a reporter going around in a fat suit and witnessing how fat people are viewed by others. But here's the thing I ponder... Why don't people believe actually fat people? Why don't people believe men when they say they have it rough? Why don't people believe women who were raped and trafficked? It's odd. Oh, let...

"Bitter Ass Hag" Here

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  Nope. Didn't watch it. I doubt I've seen one movie nominated. I'm a little behind, like ten years, but I can't help seeing the updates as I peruse the Internet. Some Bluesky members are upset that Sean Penn skipped the ceremony. Why? He doesn't have to show. I don't think it's in a contract when you start out in the business that you have to go to these self congratulatory parties. As I was scrolling today I came across something I was shocked to read. Did you know Apocolypse Now used real corpses? Those heads were real. Someone found out and the heads were replaced with live bodies who were buried in boxes with only their heads exposed. It's also true that a water buffalo was sacrificed by some tribe which doesn't let these filmmakers off the hook. Truly a despicable act. Speaking of despicable, and animals... This guy 👇 Well, that was the beginning. Reading further along, he plans on shooting it himself instead of taking it to a vet. So this an...

Gee, Ya Hit One Kid- Chill

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  Before I give my response to this video, what do you think? This  actually happened in 2020 but is just making the rounds because I guess there was a ruling where this couldn't be shown because it might show the bicyclist in a bad light and you know how people get when kids are harmed. The child had enough padding on so only her little feelings were hurt. Mom and Dad were enraged.  Let's walk this through. It's a bike path. He's ringing the heart of his little bell. Child is clueless. She probably can't hear anything with all her winter ensemble. Mom clearly heard it because she turns around. Dad clearly saw him coming because he's filming the whole shebang. So for years they go back and forth in court blaming each other for what happened. The bicyclist even won a settlement because he was being hounded, then that was reversed, so here we are. Now that this is out I suggest the bicyclist go into a witness protection program. He's just not going to get a f...

The Pigs Are At The Gate

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  You know who should be deported? Sovereign citizens. Deport them to sovereign citizen land, wherever that may be, because I'm so sick of these people taking up wasted time in a court. I'm going to link this video which is over an hour long. I'd skip the middle because the "living man" tries to argue his case. The judge here is brilliant. He is beyond patient with this foolishness. The last ten minutes are worth watching. He tries to explain to the "entity" why laws are needed. He even admits fines for misdemeanors are just a way to make money. He also explains why that money is necessary in order to keep this country running. Otherwise, we have anarchy. It's really an obvious necessity to anyone who has a brain. These units want to be free of any rules, yet they don't mind living off government assistance. The defendant has been around. I think most Michigan judges have had him in their court. I don't know when this sovereign citizen garba...

The "Excursion"

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  A fine addition to the Trump Library  Barron Donald and the girl he did marry. He with tiny hands she with squinty eyes bore a silent boy who is a super size They live in Mar-A-Lago  although that isn't true  the lady of the evening  resides on fifth avenue. They've made a killing in the market  a basket full of bitcoin a pocket full of pardons  for billionaires who join.  As boys come home  in coffins a teeny tiny "excursion"  distractions from the files  with a body count diversion. So here's the family portrait  hang it on the wall  beside the bunk of big, beautiful Bill Trump's cellmate in the inevitable downfall.

This Opinion Is Free

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  Hey, nothing like a passive aggressive, guilt tripping message to try to get me to pay for a subscription.  Funny how they know how many articles I have read in the past year but don't seem to recall I was a paying reader up until last month. They claim to be free and independent, they rely on the reader to keep them afloat. Well then explain to me, oh, Guardian, why is it that when I try to read an article, a giant fucking ad is shoved in my face? Oh, and I have noticed you leaning to the right lately in your articles. When I cancelled my subscription, you, or an AI generated nosy body asked why I was leaving, so I told you. Three words. You. Sold. Out.  So don't give me this bullshit passive aggressive mind game. Go ahead and keep track of how many articles I read. That's just another reason I'm going to do it because how dare you fucking keep track of what I decide to read! I'm going to give you the finger as I use your sources for information. Incredibly, The ...