Planes, Planes And Autocrats

 Here's a question for you travelers waiting in airports, most likely fuming, unless the left is using propaganda and all is going well even though TSA haven't been paid in weeks, are calling in sick or just not showing up and are being replaced by men who were hired to be thugs because they proved to be thugs after breaching the Capitol, shitting in the hallways, screaming for Pelosi blue blood or the red of Mike Pence -is it really necessary to be there?

I'm not sure what could possibly be that important that you must fly the friendly skies right now. Perhaps you made vacation plans and your trip is non-refundable. Perhaps grumpy Uncle Fred died and though you hated his guts word is he had some money and a will. Or, maybe beloved Aunt Betsy died. I can understand if you need a transplant and the only place where it will happen is 300 miles away and you must be there in four hours or deal is off.

Flying sure has changed since the Wright brothers invented flying and that germaphobe millionaire bought class and when Boeing still cared about human lives- flight attendants were all women who wore stiff, clean tight uniforms. Their hair was a wonder of swirl and hair spray, not one hair out of place. Nails, nylons, shoes, makeup, you had to look fabulous. Even the pilots had to look like they stepped out of Vogue. Not only did the employees look good, the travelers actually dressed up, too. Women wore dresses and men wore suits. And the food...! real meals, served on real plates with real silverware.

Now, when I look at the crowds of disgruntled people, they are in dirty jeans, ripped jeans, tank tops, bare midriff tops, pajamas, bed head, rank, sweaty, angry people. Y'all really gotta be somewhere? It's amazing to see so many people actually have money to go somewhere. I thought we were suffering? I thought people couldn't buy food? Another lefty propagandist move? I don't know, but what I see doesn't match with what I hear. The skies are now the Greyhound bus of travel. Sorry, but it's true. Okay, not sorry and it's true.

What happened the other day where two pilots were killed was so preventable, but our regime has cut corners to the point where people are being killed because there is one guy sitting in a tower, trying to watch planes, trains and automobiles. Now the ATC must live the rest of his days with that mistake all because the man in charge is a fucking raving lunatic who should be fucking dead. 

We are spending billions every day to play war games while the dominoes fall elsewhere. There must be an Ethan Hunt out there, one who can get the job done and you know what I mean. He's probably stuck at some airport, waiting in line as men with tiny penises arrest brown people. Let's get that line moving. For you other people who are trying to get to the Caribbean, or spring break, stay the fuck home. Stop bitching about something that is in your power to change.