I Don't Want To Harp On It


Do you ever ask yourself, "How? How does he get these women to fall for him?"

That's a good question. And I think many of you would say, "Money." Or, you, over there, "Power."

Well, yes, usually when we see a good looking woman, one who just passed puberty, locking arms with a guy that looks like Abe Vigoda, we can all assume she's sold her soul for money. A pair of Jimmy Choos means more to her than self respect. 

But, when it comes to the orange man, there's something there- something I don't see but other women do. He was somewhat attractive when he was young, albeit the frat boy, prowler type. Now he's just a living, rotting carcass. 

So, why does Natalie Harp want him so badly, and who the hell is Natalie Harp? 

The only thing I know about her is what I have heard from the Daily Beast, which isn't much. She's a young lady who hangs around Trump as if she's his wife. (You need a contract for that) I'm guessing Trump is ok having his groupie hanging around, but I hear the rest of his loyal minions do everything they can to keep her away. Trump likes her because she's a groveling fan who allegedly leaves notes around for him. Ewww. She seems to genuinely love the cankle man. 

Anyway, as they say, your heart wants what your heart wants. I love Shia LaBeouf, even though he's a no good bastard. As far as I know Harp is just a piece of flesh the doddering old bugger keeps around to boost his ego. Maybe she's the one who picks up his used Depends. Well, good on him, then. Word of warning however. There have been 52, 213,678 wars started due to old geezers listening to the pesky bug in their ear. If all she wants is a pair of shoes and a box of chocolates, swell. But if she's the one who told him he could beat the shit out of the Iranians, well, we have a problem. 

And if I wanted to go all conspiracy theorist, maybe she's really a spy. Occam's Razor. It's the only logical explanation. Perhaps her name is actually Natasha Lastochka*? Hmmmm...

*Russian women spies allegedly called, swallows- lastochka.


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