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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other

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  They stood behind Trump for twenty-two minutes. They never said a word. The orange man talked about himself and how he's in excellent shape and sound of mind, very intelligent. They could suit him up tomorrow and he's ready to go. I'm not sure why people who have done something so amazing fuck it up to stand behind an asshole who has zero interest in them. These astronauts, the women's tennis team, the jockey hockey misogynist dopes.  Why?  I was feeling nostalgic for a brief time because I felt like my happy self when watching the astronauts go around the moon in early April. In these past few years where I am mentally exhausted I nearly cried because for a few moments it was beautiful to see something so humanly amazing. There was no hate, anger or divisiveness. It was people, doing their jobs, loving the moment, all without rancor or animosity. We were witnessing the best of humanity. It felt really good to watch four people who seemed to care and respect each othe...

You Snobs!

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  Temu. I've been there. I've also been to Ali Express where I bought the cutest handbag that looked like a train because I was taking a train trip. Clever me. Until.... As I sat in my roomette on the train to Seattle, I couldn't help notice a weird smell. It wasn't until I was in my hotel room and searching for something in my bag, I found the smell. It was a mouse, oh so very dead. In fact, so dead it was nearly as flat as a piece of paper, but it was a mouse because it smelled like death. I never bought from Ali Express again. My last purchase from Temu was probably my last, although I rarely have an issue with the product itself. My last purchase was a bead painting kit, a big one which will take months to do even though it's already ruined. (Environmental impact statement here!! If I have leftover beads I make another craft using resin so these tiny things don't enter our brains, but it's another conundrum I must face) The kit came inside a plastic bag....

Dicks And Chicks

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  "I em veddy angwy an wheel not have deez peeple of deez country mock me furder." - paid escort and first trophy wife, Melania.  Like Cher and Whoopie she goes by her first name only. Michael Wolff claims she is starting to break off the Trump orange tit and consider her future which is to be a brand name. Nothing more. Like the Kardashians who are vapid, plastic blobs of meaningless existence, Melania wants that as well.  Wolff does admit he doesn't understand their relationship. Is it merely a contract between two soulless and brainless opportunists, or do they actually care about each other? We will know shortly whether Wolff's anti-slapp lawsuit will go ahead and where, which is crucial. That could be why Melania is panicking lately. She will have to testify under oath, which means nothing to her, but Wolff can also subpoena her family and surrounding lackeys.  There has to be a reason she's busting out of orange man's arms. She's been practicing her ...

Who Wears It Better?

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 The King and the faux king are going to meet up. Charles is going to be in town on Monday. Today! Will he meet his son, Harry? Probably not. He'd rather meet up with a raging lunatic and a guest to another fancy dinner no less! Why Charles has decided to have a chin wag with our despicable leader is beyond me. As much as I love learning about the Kings and Queens of yesteryear, most of them were nasty shits. Don't be fooled into believing Charles kicked his brother to the curb due to a moral compass pointing in the right direction. Ha! Andrew was a problem that needed to go away. Everyone - EVERYONE, including my bestie (in my head) Lilibet, aka, Queen Elizabeth, knew he was a pedophile. He brought his victims into the castle. Snitches got stitches for ratting him out to the queen because Andrew was her favorite son. They all looked the other way until they couldn't. So there will be two jesters in the room trying out man each other. Charles: "I have several castles a...

The Fight To Flight

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  I once watched a foreign movie where a family goes on a skiing vacation. As they sit outside the lodge, an avalanche begins to roll towards the building. People scramble to get away as the wall of snow tumbles down. As Mom gathers their two young children, Dad hightails it out, leaving behind wife and kids to fend for themselves. Fortunately, the avalanche stops just short of a disaster and no one is harmed to the great relief of all, although, wife and mother cannot forget what has happened. The whole movie is then between two people trying to come to terms by his cowardice, his complete disregard for the safety of his family. I have seen the picture of RFK Jr being escorted out of the Correspondent's dinner after the horrible event that played out of an alleged attempt by one man to shoot to kill anyone in his way. Kennedy's wife Cheryl is left behind to find her way out. It truly makes me sick to my stomach to see how these men reacted to a threat to their survival. Stephe...

The Defense For A Conspiracy

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  I really try not to go to conspiracy theories because there really aren't that many that have played out other than what they are.  But ... Look at the image above. Everyone's reaction is one of shock, except for Trump. It looks like he's looking at Melania to check her reaction. In his press conference after the debacle, he's so fucking animated and outright giddy. He wants us all to come together. In other words, quit dissing him in the polls. His regime is very aware they are on the side of wrong. Trump noted only people who make an impact are targeted. Wrong. People who are despised are targeted.  It was interesting to see how the right reacted to a shooter. Maybe some will remember that like children who have survived school massacres. Highly unlikely though.  Anyway, what other tells to make case for this all being a setup. How did the shooter manage to bring in an array of weapons? You'd think after the last attempt where a kid managed to climb to a roof th...

Stop The Presses!

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  I'm writing this as the events take place. click click click click click click clack ding...click For once Karoline Leavitt said something that was true. There were shots fired. It's still early but the consensus is that it was a set up. I always questioned why he wanted to go in the first place to a dinner with his enemies where "shots would be fired." A few people blame the mentalist, who should have seen this coming. Oz Pearlman, the evening's entertainer, never got a chance to vet the shooter, if there actually was a shooter.  It's all just so bizarre and I swear the image of three secret service members look suspiciously like the trio who held up Trump for a photo op after he was "shot" at a rally.  Images are slowly coming in. There is a photo of Mike Johnson running and I couldn't help comparing him to Austin Powers .  Suspect in custody. This news from AI, who is also keeping tabs on the shenanigans.  And, the dinner has been reschedule...

When I'm Sleeping He Just Waits...

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 I almost went there, but I just can't do it. It would feel like opening the gates to hell. Truth Social. I usually get a daily fix from Blueskyers who are willing to take a peek, or maybe they're just reposting, but somebody goes in there. I bet it looks like a hoarder's house, full of cockroaches and rats skittering about. The Daily Beast likes to go inside Trump's head. I'll just stay outside and let others go in there. I bet it's dark and smells like farts and Big Macs. Magas lurk in the shadows while Trump, unfiltered, goes crazy. It's no wonder he falls asleep during meetings or greetings. Frankly, I was having a hard time staying awake as well, listening to the guy behind him blabber on as Trump rested his eyes. It's almost funny except for the fact he's in charge of us. As he nodded off, his minions carried on as if nothing odd was happening.   It's 11:24 pm right now and I'm pretty sure I see a light on in TS. He's up and at it. ...

Topix, The Holy Grail of Holes

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  Angelica? *I wrote this back in August of last year. It's been sitting on the back burner, but since the Gunslinger brought it up, this is my version.  Have you ever been in a relationship you knew was toxic yet you just couldn't leave it alone? That's what Topix was to me. Don't know Topix? You're so fortunate. How do I describe it? It's like when Alice took a swig of 'Drink me' potion and fell into a rabbit hole.  I even remember how I found Topix. I was reading an article by Mary Schmich, a Chicago Tribune columnist. I don't remember what she had written about but at the bottom of the page was a place to click on to leave a comment. I clicked on it and entered a world where I could make a zillion comments on a bazillion topics. I think the one I fell into was a local Chicago section.  Wow! I surely do like to leave my opinions! This was golden, my Shangri La! The age of computers was a blessing to me, a shy introvert whose voice was muffled by ...

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin' Alive

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  Teacher: "Good morning, class. Today I am going to teach you how to stay alive." Class: "Aww, maaaan." "You will receive five points for every correct answer. Let's begin. First question. When you hear a noise in your basement, what do you do?" Class: "I know, I know!" Teacher: "Marilou." Marilou: "You open the door and yell, "Hellooo, anybody there?" Then you go down there to investigate." Teacher: "Incorrect. Next question. You hear a knock on your door late at night. You notice the porch light is out and the peephole is covered from the outside. What should you do? Yes, Angela." Angela: "Open the door to see who's there. It could be that person who brings a big check to your door and tells you that you've won $1 million dollars." Teacher: "No." Brad: "These are hard. We didn't even get to study this shi... stuff." Teacher: "Bradley. If someone put a pl...

Is It Safe?

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  Golly, the douche bags keep coming. It's kind of difficult to feel anything but disgust for the male gender. Trump and assholes who blocked the women's tennis team. Mike Vrabel claims nothing went on with him and a reporter although she was fired and he is going to counseling for doing nothing wrong. Eric Swalwell is gone because the Democrats did something. He's still a douche, but now he's his wife's douche. So many others .. Including this guy, Russell Brand, who now walks around with a Bible everywhere he goes. It's the plot used by prisoners seeking parole at a hearing. His trial, which will begin in October, where six women accuse him of sexual assaults ranging from licking them to raping them.  Here's Brand's defense. Yes, he had a consensual, exploitive romp with a sixteen year old when he was thirty years old. He says he was a very immature guy at that age. I'm sure he's thinking it was all perfectly legal except it got a little weird,...

Can You Tell I'm Pissed?

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  Ugh, this image ☝️ absolutely fucking enrages me on so many levels. Obviously the first is the mother fuckers standing in front of the women athletes who were supposedly there because it was what they did to get invited. I have no idea who these assholes are in the front- I assume coaches. Hey, dude, could you man spread any farther out!? Secondly, when are women going to get it they are always going to be treated this way by the stupid, fucking mother fucking asshole president!? Why the fuck do you have male coaches!? You don't need them! Especially if they can't open their mouths as wide as the legs and speak up and say,  "Hey, this moment is for the women, the athletes. Let's step out of the picture." Nope. Instead, you are grinning ear to ear, standing so close to the woman rapist, clearly thrilled to be in his presence and I'm sure taking all the credit for the women's hard won work and abilities. 🫵🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 There won't be books in the tiny...

Not Forgiven

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  Trump has been backed into a corner for weeks. He now intends to bomb his way out of it. Tucker Carlson has had enough. Rape was acceptable. Grabbing women by the pussy, okay, making a profit off the deaths of thousands, he'll look the other way. I usually watch The Daily Beast podcast with Joanna Coles and Michael Wolff. Wolff is an elitist opportunist who is truly unlikeable except for the fact he knows things about Trump. Another reason to dislike him is he likes and admires Carlson, calling him intelligent and articulate. Wolff doesn't explain why Carlson chose to support a lunatic. I'm really sick of the fafoed coming out now and asking for forgiveness.  They knew who he was. If Carlson is as bright as Wolff claims him to be, he knew who he was backing up. Carlson claims he never meant to mislead his fans. Interesting. So that means he prefers a misogynistic raping racist over tolerance. Good to know.  But a war, well it certainly is distressing and without the he...

Kashshh Me Oussideshhsh

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  You would think the director of the FBI would have better things to do than get his jockey shorts in a tangle. He's suing 'The Atlantic,' for $250 million dollars because they alledge he's a drunk who goes AWOL for days.  I have no clue what type of news, 'The Atlantic,' shares- don't know which way they bend regarding politics. I will take a stab and guess the people who read 'The Atlantic,' wear shiny leather shoes made from baby lambs whilst adorning their starched white Brioni shirt with gold cufflinks at the breakfast table as their maybe not so legal maid, Maria, serves a one minute egg carefully ensconced in a Tiffany toile egg cup along with black coffee in a fragile porcelain gold rimmed cup.  I use the word, "allegedly," quite often here in Blogger world when I want to share facts with the obvious along with visuals, but, ya gotta still be careful because people like Kash have nothing better to do because they don't know (al...

Won't You Be My Distant Neighbor?

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  I'm fairly certain I've written about this subject before, being inundated with little old ladies from foreign countries on YouTube. It all began last year when I was enthralled by an older couple who live in Azerbaijan. Their son is the videographer who makes their home look like what heaven should look like. An abundance of flowers, fruit, vegetables and pet crows, all in beautiful living colors. I have watched the woman make enough food for thirty people whilst the old man tinkers about pulling weeds and planting more flowers. It's so pretty I question whether it's real, but I think it is.  Then I got a visit from an old lady who lives in the hills in Siberia. I felt truly bad for her because I think she was being used. She was handed a pair of new, bulky slippers before her day of drudgery began. The look on her face was one of confusion, as if she had never received a gift in her life. Looking at her surroundings it was easy to surmise she lived a really hard lif...

Cult Fiction

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  Pew, pew, pew... We gather together on this Sunday to choose sides. The Pope, or, The dope. Sean Hannity is renouncing his religion in support of the orange man who wouldn't know a psalm, a proverb or a line from Dr. Seuss. Neither does Hegseth who quotes from Quentin Tarantino movies. Or, Vance, who thinks the Pope should stay out of the theology biz. People are taking sides which amuses me and also makes me so very disappointed. I have no doubt the Pope is a good man who happens to have great faith in his God. He's the cool Pope who doesn't exclude certain groups the Catholic community would like to expunge. Y'all know who I'm talking about. Yeah, he's okay. Except for the fact he's running one big massive cult. He's the leader of the band. I'm sort of rooting for its continued existence if the people who are in it continue to believe they better behave or they will suffer the consequences. That's fine by me. I so wish I could remember the mo...

The Day The Music Died

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  Who's got money for Coachella!? Apparently, half a million people.  That's 500,000 who have no reason to bitch about rent, food, gas or how boomers fucked up their lives. Btw, Justin Trudeau, you look like an idiot, but I assume you always were one. Every day I see in the media sources how horrible, terrible life is- and for many Americans it is, but I'm going to assume it's worse for people who have always lived on the edge.  For the half a million strong who doled out thousands upon thousands to be cool and listen to shitty "music" for a few hours, shut the fuck up about how tough life is. It's not. Unless you've been scraping pennies for five years to finally achieve the dream of roaming around a mud field whilst enviously watching the other "cool" people and listening to Justin Bieber play on a computer, well I hope you got all that you deserved.  I don't give a rat's ass about Coachella. I find nothing awesome about it. In fact...

The Queen, Evil Stepmother And A Dragon

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  Damn, what a bitch . Instead of possibly coming off as an actual human being, the Danish queen tells her daughter in law to back off petting her dog. The tension is palpable, even from where I'm sitting, a zillion miles away. I had two MIL's in my life. One was nicknamed Dragon by her own children if that gives you a clue. The other was the evil step mother who married their father and both biological parents fought over custody of the children. Neither wanted them. I saw the step mother more often than Dragon who lived in some low rent housing in a very bad section of Chicago with her boyfriend. Dragon was your typical alcoholic, if that's a thing. She didn't really connect with her five children until they all became adults. When they were children and their father married his sister in law (it's complicated, like the monarchy) Dragon dumped the children off one cold night in front of his door and took off to be single and free. Naturally, the newlywed bride was...

Raccoon Bits

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 He cuts off raccoon bits and considers it quite sane Blames mental foggy memory on worm chewing on his brain  He swims in fecal  matter, declares he's a  model of good health He gets away with gobbled goop by name and family wealth. Aspirin causes autism  black children are all drugged  Vaccines are bad for humans  raw milk should be chugged. Sniff coke upon a toilet seat- add Three squares per day of heroin, then Crank out a late night treat. He wears his blue jeans  tight sitting in a tub  lifting weights with one Kid Rock, A weird ass creepy club. Eats kimchi, kraut and meat meat pie, meat loaf, meat logs, won't eat a man's best friend  unless  it's beef hot dogs.   He seems to know  not  what he does Or which way the wind does blow  A hedonistic's pursuit through life-  with empty hands to show.

Bluesky's Down!!

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Me(ta) Thinks We're Screwed

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  So, I put my phone down for a break and started thinking. I thought about think tanks and wondered what they're actually thinking about. I have one idea. I think they'd like to annihilate the human race. Oh, not everybody but those who to them serve no viable purpose. The homeless, the terminally ill, the mentally ill, those with intellectual disabilities, felons and anyone who can't hold a job.  When these rich and powerful people get together along with mad scientists, engineers, doctors, lawyers and Mensa alumni, they aren't thinking about how to better life for humanity. They are planning on how to take everything they can possibly can while they are here and mold a future of a super race. I'm sure they whisper amongst themselves as they drink Cristal and smoke Cuban cigars how they can live decades longer in a world made for just for them and their silver spooned offspring.  So, they need to get rid of the needy- those poor slobs who can't pull themselves...

Presto, Presto, Do Your Very Besto

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  I love old movies so I ask Google to find me a few. Apparently the search engine "thinks" the 1990's is going way back as the screen displays, 'Pretty Woman' and 'Back to the Future.' I'm actually requesting gems from the the 40's and 50's, but in particular I wanted to write about this movie, ' Houseboat .' It's described as a romantic comedy starring Cary Grant and Sophia Loren. It is anything but. Neither romantic or a comedy. I wrote about this movie years ago and again now because of the same basic complaint. The children. They are described by one critic as, "horrors," modern, self expressive American brats. One of the film critics (Wikipedia) is almost close to conveying what I see regarding the little horrors and other issues in the movie which clearly prove how very unfunny this movie is. Loren is the objectified woman who is constantly ogled, touched and humiliated by Grant's creepy ass friends. Grant even ...

Looksmaxxing

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  Seems a bit of a double standard here about this looks (hold up- gotta tornado warning) maxxing. I don't pay much attention to the incel community but apparently this is where looksmaxxing began. The incel boys believe women are only interested in men who look good. You also get a pass if you have money or play a guitar. They aren't altogether wrong, because even babies, not babes, babies, choose the pretty person in those baby testing tests. It is what it is fellas. So if you want to make yourself look pretty for the ladies, why not? Women have been doing it for centuries. Now a lot of them will say they add plastic to their chest, stick Botox in their lips, wear fake nails, eyelashes and butt cheeks to make themselves feel better about themselves. Yes, I'll wait while we all have a chuckle because we know that's complete bullshit. They do it to attract the male. We all know this to be true. So if y'all want to arrange your anatomy go right ahead. But will that r...

A Day In My Life

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  Someone left a giant fake spider on the stairs.  As I sorted clothes I heard someone calling out for help. I opened the door only to hear a creepy laugh. Someone is moving out because the dumpster was full. One black Oxford shoe sat on top of the massive pile.  I received a delivery from a box store. As I started to leave the young lady handed me a piece of paper and waved goodbye. The note read, "I am Anna and it was a pleasure meeting you." After nearly three years without a regular cleaner I hear a vacuum outside my door.  I ran into a tenant in the hallway who told me his vacuum went kaput. I gave him my shop vac because I never use it. He didn't even say thank you. Someone plays the same song every single night at ten pm.  My upstairs neighbor no longer sounds as if she's tap dancing. She must have taken up a quieter hobby.  The painters finished painting the walls in the landing after a six month sabbatical. Oddly, they left an unfinished patch on t...

To His Followers

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  Oooh, the magats are angry with their leader. How dare he compare himself to Jesus !? So, this is where they cross the line. For all I know Jesus could have been a real dude. People like to let others lead and think for them, so cults go way back. Supposedly Jesus turned water into wine and fish into something, I don't remember, but he did some miracles. So, why y'all bitchin' about Trump? He's doing the same thing, at least in his mind and the magats mind. He was gonna save you from those woke people. According to The Guardian (link above) the AI generated Jesus/Trump image isn't new. A conservative, Nick Adams , who dabbles in AI slop posted this back in February. I couldn't fully read the Wikipedia page about him because it made me sick, but you can if you care to read about another creep who loves Trump.  Not only is the orange man comparing himself to Jesus, he's dissing the Pope, says he's weak on crime. Anyway, this isn't about the looney in...

Eric Swalwell And The Book Of Values

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 Oh, dear. A Democrat has been reading the Republicans book of family values. Looks like Eric Swalwell is in deep doodoo. After one woman came out publicly to accuse the dude who is running for California governor of sexual assault, three other women have come forward. Swalwell denies any wrong doing, although he apologizes to his wife for not being a good husband. 🚩🚩🚩🚩 Supposedly a person is innocent until proven guilty but I have never seen former supporters jump ship faster than Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff and of course his running rival, Katie Porter. Newsom says he's very concerned but won't pass judgement quite yet. What happened to standing by your man? In that respect, his fellow Democrats are nothing like the aiders and abetters of Trump, but.... Damn, they just dropped him so damn fast, like maybe they knew he was a sleaze all along. Yeah, I think that could be where a very big problem with the democratic side about not doing anything until someone picks up the bal...

Are You Being Served?

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  Let's end this week with some good news! I'm hoping to see some. I watched two seconds of Melania's outburst where she claims she wasn't a victim of Epstein's, barely knew them and wants everyone to leave her alone! First of all, Melania. No one ever said you were a victim.  Secondly, you knew him. You pooh poohed with Ghislaine. You traveled with a raping, raging pedophile and you saw things. You knew exactly what was happening because you opened your legs to achieve a neat little life. So, you're definitely not a victim. The women who were groomed, had nowhere to go, had no one to trust, they're the survivors. You're a whore still protecting your assets and the imbecile in office. I think you spoke out today because, "You've been served." Michael Wolff finally managed to get someone who isn't under Trump's thumb to do the right thing. You and your goon squad lawyers thought by simply ignoring a subpoena nothing can be done. So w...