Stop The Presses!

 


I'm writing this as the events take place. click click click click click click clack ding...click

For once Karoline Leavitt said something that was true. There were shots fired. It's still early but the consensus is that it was a set up. I always questioned why he wanted to go in the first place to a dinner with his enemies where "shots would be fired."

A few people blame the mentalist, who should have seen this coming. Oz Pearlman, the evening's entertainer, never got a chance to vet the shooter, if there actually was a shooter. 

It's all just so bizarre and I swear the image of three secret service members look suspiciously like the trio who held up Trump for a photo op after he was "shot" at a rally. 

Images are slowly coming in. There is a photo of Mike Johnson running and I couldn't help comparing him to Austin Powers . 

Suspect in custody. This news from AI, who is also keeping tabs on the shenanigans. 

And, the dinner has been rescheduled. I'm sure Trump will skip it unless the poll numbers didn't budge. Then someone will actually have to get killed and he's gotta come out, fist raised, do the dance, hug a flag and fall asleep.

Honestly, what a bummer. This is why we can't have nice things. He ruins everything. Yeah, the alleged suspect doesn't get points because one, you shouldn't really try to kill people and two, know your weapon, have a plan, otherwise, stay home. 

Oh, laws, here comes the widow Kirk, bawling her eyes out. 

News coming in- suspect is a 30 year old male from California. 

There's video of Trump falling down as the hundreds of dudes with guns escort him out. Owie. Tomorrow, we might actually see what color foundation really matches his skin to cover up the bruises, but they might just resort to crushed Cheetos. 

I'm waiting for him to speak before this goes to press. 

There's video of a man running through the lobby while everyone is looking the other way, then guns are drawn. I'm going to hold my opinion regarding a staged event but we all question it. But we'll know if he clams up or talks endlessly about the liberal scum who still didn't get him.

Ok, I shouldn't laugh but someone noted what if they go on with the dinner and it happens again? Ok, I can feel my mother giving me the stare.

Alleged gunman somehow managed to bring in assault rifle, assemble it in a unsecured area and start shooting at anything. 

He wants us all to come together all the while using the word, "thugs." I guess he's tired of being shot at. He does look pretty energetic though. It must get his heart rate going. I'm sure he'll be up all night telling you all about it. 

Start the presses!

*His Girl Friday. Watch the movie instead of whatever this☝️is.

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