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  The 250 clambake is turning into another debacle. How shocking. The White House is starting to look like it's in the ghetto. First they tore down Jackie's garden and mama liked the roses. There's no bringing it back. Now that the musicians who normally follow the carny town circuit these days have suddenly realized the party wasn't for us, but for Trump. Suspicious minds wonder why they didn't catch on sooner. What else could Trump do but to be a flaming star and declare the show must go on? I was a bit confused when he started to rip it up about being as great as Elvis. WTF!? Now he's going to sing? No. Worse. He's going to talk. About himself. I'd prefer a little less conversation. Pete Haggis is also making some rules. They can't seem to be able to fill in the seats at the giant circus tent/cage out on the White House lawn, so the brown eyed handsome man would like to invite the military to fill in- on their own dime of course, aaaaand, their wa...

  As I ride my bike (no, that's not me above) going nowhere because it's a stationary bike, I like to watch Stingray Cityscapes on Roku. Wow! We get a bird's eye view of various cities, something we can never do in real life. I've only just begun but have a few favorites. Los Angeles is absolutely stunning. I think it is one of my favorite cities, from above anyway. Boston, Dallas, Malaysia and Switzerland are all cities that have been beautifully designed by incorporating the old with the new. Some cities look as if, well, if the orange man had been at it. Big, ugly monstrosities that are built next to a Shakey's Sugar Shack or stand away from any other buildings. Detroit from above looks no better than Detroit down below. It tries, but it's really boring. Nothing stands out. They're just a bunch of big cement building blocks. Even Paris from above is underwhelming. You have to explore that city to find the beauty. These beautiful scenic adventures are alle...

 She's back and she's gonna say nuthin'.  Patting her blondi do set with Elmer's glue  baring her grill her voice a siren shrill She's back and she's gonna say nuthin'. Under illuminating lights Beware the bitch, she bites  She's made of vinegar and ice  witchery is her vice Step far away from her spittle  her voice so harsh and brittle  Pammy is her name subterfuge is her game She's back and she's gonna say  nuthin'. A Medusa snakey sneer An orange man in her ear A pencil up her butt along with files filled with  smut She's gonna be mute She thinks she's awfully  cute  Swore an oath on a Bible  Lo, little lady ladels libel  Do the Bondi shuffle  a back and forth kerfuffle  She's back and she's gonna say  nuthin'. * Update  

  I occasionally like to read the advice columns. It helps me adjust my moral compass when someone asks a question I would answer quite differently, like this query where a woman asks if she should leave her husband after fifty years of marriage as he has never said a kind word, ever.  (Aunt Blabby is taking the night off. I'm going to step in) My response: Lol. Seriously, lady? Fifty years and it just dawned on you to get out of a shitty relationship? And you need to ask!? Advice columnist: I'm so sorry you feel unwanted. Perhaps talking to a therapist will help. Talk to your husband. Tell him how you feel. It's never too late to change. Me again: Uh, yes, it is too late. Just stay with him and take it.  So, as you can see, I could never be a wise and thoughtful advisor, yet, sometimes, I think the advice columnists get it wrong, so very, very wrong. Case in point 👉 this recent post where a man wanted to know if he should just face the fact his sister no longer wants to...

  Whyyyy back in my day I roamed the hood all day long, unafraid and unmolested. Sure, there were creeps and some found me, like the time my parents sat in a bar whilst I was given my "license" to be independent and sit in the car. Someone I knew, one of those types who have stupid nicknames as adults, like Scooter, knocked on the car window, then sat at up front, telling me how pretty I was. It wasn't until years later I realized he was masturbating as he flattered a seven year olds ego. But, I usually felt safe as I explored my world. This mother wants her children to be independent and allows them to walk to and from school, a mile away. She lets them play alone in the park and provides them with "licenses," which inform any nosy bodies she does know where her children are, and it's all good. Yes, I'm sure a child molester will back off after reading that. I do hope she's also taught them how to grab balls and squeeze, poke out eyes and scream, ...

  My experience with the Catholic church is what turned me away. I saw the hypocrisy on a daily basis. I realize we humans are fallible, even those we have chosen to guide us to be better. The world forgives the sinner and still believes in the holy Spirit.  It's sort of like Republicans knowing Trump is a rapist, cheat, liar, misogynist and all around bad person, but they still believe in the message. I'll let you decide what the message is. It never ceases to amaze me when I find another  egregious act enacted by the church, the depravity, the purposeful ignorance, such as this story about a Nazi soldier who told anyone who would listen that Hitler was gassing human beings, thousands every single day. Pope Pius XII, was aware of the marches. The officer told him so. There are reams of a paper trail which prove he knew about the murder of babies, children, innocent souls, since 1942, yet, he did nothing. The Church defends this lack of interest, claiming they just didn'...

  Yeah, maybe not any longer after watching a horror movie which was filmed IN MY LIBRARY! A few years ago I had heard our street was going to be closed off for a few hours because some filmmakers were in town. I then discovered it was going to be some religious, enlightening movie, so I completely dismissed it, then forgot about it. But, last night, after the usual bout of insomnia, I got curious and googled to see if anything came of it. What I found was, 'What Happened to Dorothy Bell?'  Well, let me tell you- nothing good. There's references to religion but not the good stuff. Jesus must have left the building. So, I watched this movie at 2am, alone- in the dark, where nothing good happens after midnight. I won't give away the plot, but it's actually a fairly decent movie which I found on Tubi. It's not bloody gory, but has the low budget props, except for one scene which is all human and pretty darn powerful. It has an 86% on Rotten Tomatoes. The majority o...

  I can only think of one time when I engaged in a sport whilst high. It was a family reunion type deal where everything was going swell. Soon, the kids and elders left and it was just the hipsters who decided to play badminton. I don't know when we noticed it was one am and pitch black. We were having too much fun. Honestly, it probably would have been fun without the weed enhancement - which brings me to this 👇 I do believe it's called the Enhancement Games because the athletes are allowed to ingest drugs. I'm not sure Mom and Dad would approve, I dunno. But, hey, if you want to ingest drugs to improve your chances of being number one, who am I to be a Karen? Just don't expect anyone to take you seriously.  I truly do not understand how a drug can make your body go faster. Maybe the drug just takes away the pain so that you can push your body harder. I've never really thought about drugs in the sporting world. We know they're there, but, is it wrong? The thin...

  Before I begin this completely unrelated story, or maybe it isn't. Thank-you for your service, dead soldiers. I'm sort of glad you're not here to see this. You fought bravely and honorably. Rest in peace. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ok, I've noticed these adorable little robots out on the street and feel sad. Sad because they'll never be able to exist in this country. Sometimes, I watch YouTube videos of a dude who just walks around Japan. It's quite beautiful and relaxing. As we walk together I notice people leave out little Buddhas or trinkets in gardens where there are shrines. Sometimes we walk past little shops where beautiful pottery and gorgeous lanterns decorate the storefront. The only thing I think, after I think, "So cute," is, "That would be gone in five seconds, here." Here, being the US. We really can't have nice things because people take them. There was a local story in the news about a nursery who leaves blooming plants and flow...

   Happy birthday, Bob. I was going to say that you don't know me, but you do. You see things in me and others we didn't know was there. I think there are some people born on this planet who know exactly what they were destined for, they go into the tunnel and come out with magic.  I must confess when I was a girl, a very long time ago, I preferred James and Carole. I didn't get you.  And then one day, I was at a party and I heard a beautiful voice, a woman was sitting on the floor in the crowded living room, playing her guitar and singing, ' Boots of Spanish Leather .' I cannot explain how much it moved me. If you know, you know. And then I went a bit, "Annie Wilkes," for awhile. I listened to everything, went to concerts alone because no one would come with me to listen to you. Their loss. People think you're weird. I suppose you are, because you don't fit in the box of building blocks.  I'm going to confess that when your physical body is n...

  😬 I consider myself an avid reader. Having noted that, there are very few books I have read from The Guardian's best 100 books of all time. My list is less than a dozen, even counting a few I started and never finished. 174 prominent writers participated in creating brain food for your pleasure. They each contributed ten of their favorite reads and someone somewhere somehow tabulated the favorites. Without further ado, the number one book of all time is ...... Middlemarch. The fucking hell it is. Lol. Like art, what you like is subjective. Some people believe Manga is good stuff. Others prefer historical novels, blah, blah, blah. I suppose the list is supposed to be taken more seriously because actual writers who make a living writing books have listed what they deemed the best read. I'm not a writer. I suppose like a musician who reads notes, understands the structure, the form, the timbre, they can recognize the whole. I just want a book that will entertain me and not try...

  It's over. Michael Wolff's lawsuit against Melania has been struck down as frivolous, silly behavior by a Trump appointed judge. Since when is an anti-slapp lawsuit frivolous? What's the point of having these lawsuits in place if you can't actually use them. Wolff had every right to sue Trump's contracted consort because she threatened him. Naturally, Melania's lawyers have claimed victory. The bullies got their way. Of course they did. Again, a Trump supporting judge was never going to allow the lawsuit to continue. She took all this time to sit on it just to make it look like she considered it at all. Nah. We now know how the world works. She's giving favors for being allowed to use the court of law to thank Trump. Melania is still sticking to her claim she and Epstein were just passing acquaintances who would simply be at the same parties. In the beginning when I joined in the GoFundMe request to raise the necessary funds to stop these vile wretches fr...

 Be on the lookout for this comedian who was flagged by DHS for being a comedian.  Gosh, those guys in the White House can dish it out but they cannot stand getting their feelings hurt. It's absolutely hilarious when comedians such as Colbert, Stewart and Trump's favorite, Kimmel, can bash the Trump regime with witty lines. He absolutely hates it! He can only come back with his usual arsenal of nonsense. "Low IQ!" "Stupid!" "Dum!" (He just learned dumb is spelled with a b) Ben Palmer had/has? a website up on Facebook where people can call in and snitch on their brown neighbors. One kindergarten teacher called in about one of her student's parents. Wow. It is clear, according to Palmer, the site is a parody. It's marked as such somewhere. Apparently with so much traffic on the website, some Barney Fife official became interested and sent out a BOLO. "Be on the lookout." Aaahhh, I never get tired of hearing about people like Palmer...

  Ugh, I was so trying to find some good news today. Instead, I came across this . A woman who was on the deadly hantavirus ship is angry. She's mad because officials have decided to quarantine her and others so they don't spread the highly infectious disease to others. She claims she's capable of self isolating and she'll know when she's ready to go back into the public. Shut up, bitch, and sit down. I'm sorry your cruise was ruined by mouse poop and people died, but there is no way in hell I trust you or anyone else on that ship to self isolate. How many times have we heard stories of people getting on planes knowing they had Covid? Your selfishness is incredible. The fact that officials would like to contain this virus and are doing everything in their power to keep this monster from spreading is something your pea brain should comprehend.  I remember the tragic story about the actress Gene Tierney who was pregnant with her first child. She contacted rubella ...

  I was there!  Would you?  Reading blips about Trump's idea to reward thugs and traitors, I wonder how many people will claim to have been there when they were not? I suppose plenty of dumb Magas will show up, hoping to get some of that treasonous payout, but what about you, a loyal blue? The kitchen pantry is empty, bills are piling up, Jimmy needs braces and the cat is sick, but you can barely afford gas to get to work. Then you see this news. Trump's minions, who breached a federal building, who defecated in the hallways, who brought zip ties to harm people, who yelled for the blood of Trump's vice president, they just might be rewarded for treason. I keep using that word - treason. What else can it be defined as? They climbed the building like animals. They beat police officers who still shake when they describe what they saw and how they were stomped on and screamed at. That's a lot of money. Proud boys will be rich. All you have to do is lie a little, maybe use s...

 What the hell are with these idiots!? This bit of news slipped past me regarding RFK Jr's use of tabakky. Apparently when he was testifying a few weeks back someone noticed some spittle or something in his mouth. Jr., the human drug disposal bin, the fucking health secretary, sticks a pouch of tobacco inside his mouth on occasion, probably when the mean reds hit and he really wants a dose of horse, crack, tina..., letting it get all moist and juicy, then most of it goes into his stomach, bloodstream, brain and cells.  I had a supervisor who used a well name brand of chewing tobacco. He wasn't truly disgusting with the habit. It was a pinch between cheek and gum. I never really noticed except he smelled like wintergreen and sometimes spit gobs of mucus on the cement floor. All the men did, even a woman, did that, so it was just what they did. The fact that he was a true misogynistic asshat was really what made me hate him. I don't wish cancer on anyone, even stupid Jr. The ...

 I had a feeling it was coming but it always makes my heart beat faster, my palms sweat and then I want to send off a really nasty text to the messenger. Funny, though, her contact number has disappeared from my phone. Is that possible? It's like playing ding, dong ditch. Back in my day, we didn't have surveillance cameras watching our homes. Shoot, we didn't even have doorbells. Ya knock, you run. You knock, you run. Repeat until the neighbor threatens to call your Father. Then you go home and eat a pop tart with a bottle of coca cola.  She knocked. She ran.  What am I getting at, you ask? Why the annual rent raising email. I can't complain too much. It was a $45 increase. For me, it's doable, although that's going to cut into my candy stash. Here's the gist of the e-mail. 👇 Hello! We so appreciate you being a wonderful tenant all these years and due to the increase in everything we must raise your rent. You have ten days to re-sign rental agreement or be ...

  It's possible if the two prison guards on duty had done their jobs they were hired to do, Jeffrey Epstein would probably be alive today. I'm not sure if the recent  questioning of Tova Noel, by the House Oversight Committee shed light on what happened August 9th and 10th of 2019, when Epstein was found hanging in his jail cell. Forensics cannot determine the exact time of death but estimate Epstein had been dead one to two hours prior to being found by Noel and Michael Thomas. Thomas lowered Epstein, then attempted CPR. After an investigation both of the guards were charged with falsifying records of their activity that night. Every thirty minutes a guard is required to walk their section and check on prisoners, then log it into the record book. Instead, they slept and surfed the Internet, neither one checking the prisoners throughout the night. Video of that night determined both lied about carrying out their assigned tasks. Epstein wasn't found until 6:30 the next morn...

  "Daddy, oh, Daddy, I love youuuuuu." Poor Eric, stuck with the diaper detail. That family sure loves to sue. In this case Eric threatens to sue Jen Psaki. (Remember her?) Jen said something the spawn of Trump didn't like. The truth. Psaki notes he accompanied Daddy Waddlebutts- not because he loves his daddy so much he couldn't leave without him, something Eric claims, but because he's making deals as usual, using Daddy as their collateral. Oh, he's not scheming at all. (((wink,wink))) These same shites who went after Hunter Biden, who probably did the same thing. It's what you do- you make deals and drop names. Eric really doesn't work as far as I know. He probably sits in an office and plays Roblox for eight hours. He's a nepo baby living off the orange man's teat. I know, gross. Even made me throw up a bit, but it's true. Neither son could be in their hunky dory state without their father, who received a fortune from his father, who re...

 There are some things I will never understand no matter how many times I try to comprehend the meaning. I listened to this guy explain spacetime. Even though the words he spoke were understandable, when put all together in an explanation, I could feel my brain losing air like an untied balloon. At times in my life I am devastated by the fact that I'll never see what others can. Some people can look up in the sky and point out Ursa Minor. I see a bunch of stars. I do understand that when we look up into the sky we are seeing the past. That's pretty neato, but I will never get the time, space, gravity, speed of light stuff. That makes me sad.  You don't have to be Einstein to understand the mechanics of a computer. A ten year old can create code, whatever that is. I confess I have never scanned a QR code in my life. I once went out to dinner with a friend where a QR code was required to verify the reservation. My friend had no problem finding it. I probably would have walke...

  He's a hard man to like. I saw a Bluesky feed the other day criticizing Michael Wolff for being an opportunist and all around creep. The OP asked, 'Why is anyone still supporting Michael Wolff? My response, which got zero attention 👇 I haven't read any of Wolff's books, but I probably will eventually. I only know him through the Daily Beast, where he and Joanna Coles go inside Trump's head. If you can dismiss Wolff's cocky attitude, his constant repeat of words and his smirk, he's pretty fascinating - and he knows his subject matter. He has spent many hours with Trump and with Epstein. How else can you tell a tale and not get into the fray? He's a writer. He watches. He listens. He records all of it. He is good at what he does. The apartment in New York, the house on Amagansett, the family vacations to Venice and England prove he has been very successful.  Did he know about Epstein and his special room where he kept his trafficked girls and boys? Yes....

  Well, fudge, we know what mom and dad do for fun. Nine kids. I guess he's the transportation secretary, Sean Duffy. The left is angry because he went on a road trip with wife and kids for a very frickin long time. During a seven month period they traveled around the country making sure the roads, bridges and highways were all in good shape. Lol. Nah. They did it because it was a free vacation and Duffy did what he loves (besides sex) and that is getting in front of a camera and talk about himself, Amerikkka, God and I don't know what because I won't be watching it.  Don't worry, we didn't pay for it. Boeing and Toyota each paid $1 million. Wow, that's some road trip. Why there's absolutely no conflict here! So what if these  companies he is supposed to keep an eye on so there's no hanky panky, pay for the trip. Stop being a bad American and let the guy have fun.  Good ol' America, where no one can afford gas. What an interesting thing to do. Just ...

 He was there, but not there. He heard, but didn't listen. He was mocked, demeaned and criticized, he blamed Biden. We don't know what Xi Jinping said in private and neither does Trump because he just hears what he wants to hear. I'm going to assume the Chinese leader warned him to stop with the faux threats, the he-man mentality and start working together or else a once powerful nation will fall. I'm going to assume Trump was looking around the room gathering decoration ideas. He might have taken a nap as well. He's an embarrassment and he's the only one who doesn't see that. It's stomach churning to see him grovel before men who treat their citizens like tools to run huge assembly lines that spew out garbage. Trump admires the man who can keep his people in check. He too would like "tea time," with anyone who would mock him. Chinese citizens are jailed for criticising Xi Jinping or the government. Trump would very much like to shut me up and ...

  What a disgusting piece of garbage. He fucking lies as often as his boss. This is egregious behavior. The USS Arizona  was bombed during the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Over 1,700 souls lost their lives with 900 still entombed at the bottom of the harbor. It is off limits to diving- unless you're the fucking director of the FBI. Then you can do what you want. Seriously, this guy is despicable. You're despicable! You fucking loser! How dare you make light of one of the worst events in our history by entering those waters and enjoying a VIP snorkel. Gahd, fuck off already, you sick shit. 

  Do you remember the movie, ' Silkwood ,' starring Meryl Streep as Karen Silkwood? She works in a nuclear power plant and she notices the company cutting corners in order to get a job out. She allegedly amassed enough information to take to the NYTimes, but on her way to the meeting was killed in a car accident. No paperwork was ever found. It's a truly fascinating story even if the storyline was embellished. I'm not sure how much is true but knowing what I know now about how the way this country works, I have little doubt she and her partner were purposely contaminated with radiation. Although many of the employees were aware of the dangerous conditions of working in the nuclear power plant and witnessed the lackadaisical response to serious issues, they chose to remain. Moving elsewhere was not an option for them. They had family and connections to the town and even if they risked being contaminated or were ordered to work twelve hour days, they stayed. It's hard...

  Here's a partial list of the thugs who accompanied the orange man to make deals with Xi Jinping. Why do I feel sick to my stomach? Maybe they're all there for the best interest of the American people. Haha, I know. Good one. Trump admitted he doesn't think about us. That's not really shocking, is it? We have known that for quite some time. Magas are slowly realizing they've been duped, although it was maddening to see an interview with an angry old magat who is out $100 after placing a deposit on a phone he will never see. He didn't say he was done with Trump. He actually said he was nearly at his last straw. What exactly will it take for these fools to comprehend he does not care one iota for the best interest of American citizens? So, I know why Musk, Cook and rat Fink are in China, but does Trump know why he's in China? I'm guessing he's there to beg Xi to help him with Hormuz. But, what does he give for this great favor? Nuclear codes, the deed...

  Unwanted men handle their rejection in different ways around the world. In America it's traditional to get together with other angry men and discuss ways to hurt women. In Afghanistan you pay for a ten year old girl with a cow or automatic rifle. In the UK, you form a rock band and have coitus every night, even if you look like a shriveled potato. In Japan, they hire women for a date. No, date doesn't mean the same thing as the ho "date," in America, but almost. You're still buying a lady's time, but supposedly there's no hanky panky. There's a channel on YouTube made by a young Japanese woman who takes us with her on her weekend rent a date. She has a regular job during the week, but I guess that doesn't pay the bills, so she hires herself out as a date for lonely men. I only watched one the whole way through just to see what happens. Not a whole lot. We never see faces, just a hand or the back of a head. She has a few regulars who hire her to a...

  He's done a lot of horrible, no good, downright dirty deeds, but this just enrages me. No, he's not blinking. He's nodding off, something Joe Biden never did. It's not just the leader of this once so so nation falling asleep right before us, but the people behind him acting as if everything is normal.  "Ssssshhh, let Grandpa sleep. He didn't get much sleep last night." Perhaps if he'd put down the phone and stop raging over comedians until the am, he'd be able to pay attention to details. He's so absolutely sickening to look at with his pig eyes and pouty, drooling mouth. We see you, asshole! That's not blinking, moron! That's a rotting husk of a soulless piece of shit. You can go after the big name stars who wish you gone, but look behind them. There are millions who want you gone. Some will be polite and deny they want you 😵. I hope you fall on a bar of soap and permanently sleep. We should take a poll today and see who agrees.  Sl...

  I thought I'd go out and walk off the foggy brain syndrome. It was the perfect weather for me. Low 60's makes for fine walkies. And then I see this. 👇 It's been awhile since I walked this way to the lake. There used to be a line of three houses whose front yards would be covered in Reich wing signs. Today, there wasn't one sign supporting the orange man. Two of the houses had absolutely nothing in their yard, but this house never fails to disappoint. What a stupid ass sign. I was hoping someone would have come out. In the heat of the moment, I would have told them they should be like Charlie Kirk, if y'all know what I mean. Too much? Lol. Yeah, probably. Still pisses me off though.  The lake looks nice. The county has been working on planting flowers and keeping the beach clean. Usually I can find a fishing hook or a bobber. Maybe too early although the boats are in the dock.  It's nice to walk on a weekday when the only people about are a few dog walkers.  I...