Flip, Flop And Fly

 


The 250 clambake is turning into another debacle. How shocking. The White House is starting to look like it's in the ghetto. First they tore down Jackie's garden and mama liked the roses. There's no bringing it back.

Now that the musicians who normally follow the carny town circuit these days have suddenly realized the party wasn't for us, but for Trump. Suspicious minds wonder why they didn't catch on sooner. What else could Trump do but to be a flaming star and declare the show must go on? I was a bit confused when he started to rip it up about being as great as Elvis. WTF!? Now he's going to sing? No. Worse. He's going to talk. About himself. I'd prefer a little less conversation.

Pete Haggis is also making some rules. They can't seem to be able to fill in the seats at the giant circus tent/cage out on the White House lawn, so the brown eyed handsome man would like to invite the military to fill in- on their own dime of course, aaaaand, their waists will be measured before they can enter. No fatties allowed. I don't know about the measurement part but he has warned anyone in a uniform better look fit. I sort of can understand Pete's side. We've seen men and women in uniform who weigh 600 pounds. They've got the G.I. blues. 

By and by... I read the big boss man's physical results. It truly is a work of bullshit. I thought doctors had to swear an oath. It's a sin to tell a lie. Obviously, I am mistaken. If you ask me, the orange man weighs more than 238 pounds. There's a whole lotta shakin' going on. He is not a healthy specimen. Pete would not allow him in the gates. 

So, the UFC cage might remain on the lawn during Trump's regime. They might even use it as the East Wing now. That might be all he gets. It was most satisfactory reading the fool must scrape his name off the J F Kennedy Memorial Center. Now he is having a tantrum and swinging his crazy arms and says he wants nothing to do with it. He's on the edge of reality. 

We have to find out what's happening here. Are we sure Graham Platner is a Democrat? Does he wear the blue suede shoes? He sure has all the signs of being the devil in disguise. A Nazi tattoo, and now sexting messages to other girls, girls, girls. Tsk, tsk. Let's not elect a hound dog, people. At least y'all know Susan Collins- the hard headed woman who cries as she sticks to her party. I just hope he drops out. No one with a spine or moral conscience wants to enter the arena. I wonder why?

Speaking of America, the beautiful, I'd love to see Trump dress up as the King and shake his fat booty on stage until he's all shook up. That would be entertaining. "A hunka hunka burnin' love, oh yeah..."

*Can you find all the Elvis songs in here? 😉

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