The Oligarchs To China

 


Here's a partial list of the thugs who accompanied the orange man to make deals with Xi Jinping.



Why do I feel sick to my stomach? Maybe they're all there for the best interest of the American people.

Haha, I know. Good one. Trump admitted he doesn't think about us. That's not really shocking, is it? We have known that for quite some time. Magas are slowly realizing they've been duped, although it was maddening to see an interview with an angry old magat who is out $100 after placing a deposit on a phone he will never see. He didn't say he was done with Trump. He actually said he was nearly at his last straw. What exactly will it take for these fools to comprehend he does not care one iota for the best interest of American citizens?

So, I know why Musk, Cook and rat Fink are in China, but does Trump know why he's in China? I'm guessing he's there to beg Xi to help him with Hormuz. But, what does he give for this great favor? Nuclear codes, the deed to the White House, brown people to work 12 hours a day in Chinese factories making MAGA hats? Maybe the Magas will finally get their watches. Zi doesn't seem to be a dummy. He's always got a smile going as if he pulling everyone's chain. Is Putin hiding in a closet and the three will have a 3 am meeting as Trump thinks he's sitting with a bunch of neato bros? I've watched enough horror movies to know Trump is the stupid friend who doesn't get it. He brought the beer and weed, but he'll be the first and only sacrifice to the wicker man. 

And what about food!? Trump won't be eating rice and veggies. He's probably got a cooler of Big Macs and icy Cokes. This whole thing stinks. He did bring son, Eric, to help change his diapers and hide the evidence. He wanted to bring Charlie but someone reminded him he's dead. 

Say, what kind of plane are they flying in? Are they all flying together? Wouldn't that be something, if you know what I'm thinking. (((wink, wink)))

It's still early here, around 10 pm, too early for Trump's nightly rants. It's 10:30 am in China. 

Bloody hell, I just realized he'll be wide awake in the daytime! He won't start dozing off for another five hours which will be 3:30 pm over there, probably when Vlad pops out of the closet and they discuss deals.

We are screwed. 

We are so screwed.


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