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Bear With Me

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  Well, this is a dilemma for me- choosing the man or the bear. I am terrified of bears and am pretty sure death by bear will be my fate. I'm not sure how many bears we have in the area- the number should be, zero, but tell that to a bear. In a TIK TOK survey asking eight women which species they would choose if they were hiking in the woods and were confronted by bear or human male, seven preferred the bear. Men scoffed and left ugly comments. Sometimes, y'all just be you and we'd rather take our chances with the bear. It's news like we had yesterday about the reopening of an investigation into the alleged rape of a female student that got me thinking about our choices, which are minimal. We are still blamed, as though we just should have known what we were getting into.  "Damn, girl, you go to a party and drink!? Whaddya expect?  The excuses and finger pointing is beginning. The school claims they shared all their evidence with the police, including the texts be...

Lesson Learned

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  I'm a bit confused regarding the current mass rage towards Cornell University and the alleged rape of a female student by seven males. The rape allegedly happened in 2024 and the purported punishment was for the rapists to write an essay. "I will never rape another girl," written 500 times. That should teach them. After all, you don't want to tarnish the reputation of future movers and shakers. Besides, we know women are liars. We make this stuff up all the time just to get back at a boy who ignored me.  Anita Hill  Christine Blasey Ford Virginia Giuffre The list is endless of women who were ignored, vilified and threatened with death. But, they are... Liars all.  Even if what they say is true, they're just women. Their main reason for being allowed to roam the planet is to be fucked.  Change my mind. No, you can't, because it's true. I'm not sure why there is mass outrage two years after a girl was allegedly raped by seven young frat boys, where app...

With God On Our Side

 I know many of you are willing to look past the religious inserts  Talarico includes in his political speeches? You don't believe it sends fucking red flags everywhere? Yeah, I get it, he's a believer and that's just a big part of who he is.  It does not belong in politics!!!! Y'all bitch about SCOTUS making decisions based on their beliefs; Talarico is doing exactly the same thing. We all are biased when it comes to our beliefs but when it comes to a fair and equal process regarding the law we need to separate church from state. Talarico is playing it safe right now, but still wants you to know he relies on his religion to guide his choices. That is a problem and if you can't see that or worse just want to ignore it, you're no better than a MAGA who is willing to dismiss the blatant corruption that is in front of their eyes. And argue all you want that Talarico is on the good side. Well, that's what God fearing Americans also believe. They use the Bible a...

Buy Me Some Peanuts And Make It Quick

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  There is an image which has gone viral of a woman at a baseball game carrying a baby and a stack of food trying to get back to her seat as her husband just sits there and doesn't lift a finger to help her. The fans noticed. The announcers noticed. The only one oblivious to her was her husband and he has received death threats all because he didn't stand up and help her. That's a little extreme, but I get it. When the images came out on social media the couple at first had a laugh- then they read the comments. She tells a different version of what happened. She claims she had to go to the bathroom and her husband had asked her if she wanted to leave the baby with him. She said no. Then on the way back she thought about getting some food so she came back with food and a baby, which still doesn't explain why hubby still sat on his ass after everyone saw her struggling. She is a young woman with a baby who needs to defend her man. I did the same with my ex in times I neve...

Here Comes The Riff Raff

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  I've never been to Las Vegas because it's just not something I'm interested in and I read, 'The Stand ,' when I was young which informed us that is where the bad people will convene when our country chooses sides for the final  showdown, so I'm not too keen on this ongoing attempt to place a casino in out town. This fight from the Menominee tribe to build a Hard Rock Cafe and Casino has been going on for years and years. Our former Governor, Scott Walker, nixed the idea so now they are seeking approval from Tony Evers. Supposedly Las Vegas has made their town kid friendly. I can only imagine what these children see. I have no idea if the mob still runs the Vegas or anything these days, but whoever does isn't the kind I'd want to entertain in my home or meet on Main Street. It's a creepy business all the way around. The premise is to have as many people as possible spend money, loads and loads of money. It doesn't matter if it's their last d...

One Angry Man Who Ate The Other Eleven

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  I really don't have a topic. I just wanted to post this image of Trump looking like he could bite some heads off- and that is the first time I've actually seen the first ho 👇 with an angry face. I didn't think she could move it. My sincere apologies to the original photographer, whoever you are. I was actually trying to change Melatonin into Kaitlan Collins, but looking a little Grudgey because that girl gets in his crawlspace for some reason. He really dislikes an unsmiling woman, or any women. He should have looked behind him, although I don't think the wife was giving him the stink eye. Word on the street is Barron doesn't want to be besties with Mommy anymore. I think he prefers to sit in his dank, dark room and trade crypto or whatever he does in there. We definitely know there's no girls in there, or boys- just a computer and a box of tissues perhaps, but I don't wanna be cruel to Barron. He's got enough (t)issues right now.  But, back to the an...

Cruising For A Bruising

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  Tom Cruise is coming out with a new movie. It appears to be the movie where a certain thread unraveled on a certain social media website where 99% of the comments claim to hate him. I think the main post was about the amount of time he was in makeup for his new role. Six hours. Okay, that's a ridiculously long time to be sitting in a chair as people apply stuff to your face. Tom thought so as well and challenged (demanded?) they get that number down. They eventually managed to do the whole face in under an hour. I've seen makeup people work their magic. I gotta agree with Tom after I watch someone dabble a subject's face for twenty minutes. Ya gotta justify the big salary, I suppose. Of course there are many instances where makeup is going to take a long time. I believe the longest time was 20 hours on Rod Steiger for the movie, 'The Illustrated Man.' I did look to see what Tom looked like after the magic. It looks like Tom Cruise, except, old-ish and rather gray-...

Bluesky Is Dying. Change My Mind

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 Before I wrote yesterday's rant, I started a post - actually, I finished a post about Bluesky and where it might be headed. I deleted it because sometimes the truth hurts. I feel Bluesky's days are numbered. The influencers with the million followers on X have been disappointed when they post on the alternative. I think it's largely due to the sycophantic feel. Every comment is just an approval of the original post multiplied by 1,000. It gets boring after awhile and for the influencer maybe a bit annoying. It's an ick. Most of the people on Bluesky are here because we want change, we want everyone to be happy - and right now we are just sitting on our hands because there's nothing to be done. Besides the political side, there is art and music and movies to discuss. All lovely and safe formats for the most part. Then, there are the pets - loads and loads of dead or dying pets.  I try to engage with posters, sometimes I go too far to just get a reaction - anything, ...

You Voted For This

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  Okay, I'm going to try and write this post without going insane. I had to delete the first draft because it was a tad harsh regarding the subject matter. Renee Good's mother sat before a congressional forum yesterday and demanded there be accountability and changes regarding how ICE agents do their job. They shouldn't be killing people. Well, they shouldn't be killing white people, like her daughter. I have little doubt she'd give one ounce of consideration to a brown person being shot in the head. She said her daughter should be alive today. Yes, mom, yes, Renee should be alive today, but you voted for this. You voted for this because you wanted thugs to go after other people, not your people.  Some would say you are brave to come forward especially with a half eaten face by the leopard. I'm not sure how you have the nerve to sit in that seat and demand changes. I've heard conflicting stories about your relationship with Renee. Some say you were close, ot...

Amazon Saves The World!

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  Ok, I didn't think the latest, 'War of the Worlds,' was that terrible, although, I see why people disliked it. It was a commercial for the MAGA billionaires. Every product supplied by Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk and the Google guy were blatantly shown, front and center. I'm also not sure how the filmmakers were allowed to use the iconic title.  If you haven't seen it , and many people have seen it simply to hate on it, let me take you through it. Ice Cube is basically a hacker who works for our government. He spies on everyone including his own grown children. Whilst he's at work, spying, the space invaders arrive because they want Goliath, or to destroy Goliath, for some reason. Goliath is a secret cyber weapon by our government which would give them full control of humans. How and why, I dunno. I don't know why the aliens wanted it either. While everything that runs on ones and zeros is destroyed Cube finds out his son is an even better hacker and knew all a...

They Can't Beat Us If We Join Them

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 This will sound pretty unwoke, but, isn't it weird the ICE agents who are murdering and lying under oath about attempted murder, have last names that would catch the attention of ICE agents? Is this some form of self preservation people are using so they are not rounded up, zip tied and hauled off to an unknown future? The identity of the two agents who murdered Alex Pretti are known to us (Jesus  Ochoa and Ray Gutierrez) and there is some speculation they may be arrested in Minnesota for their heinous act. The other story involves another agent with an interesting last name- Castro , who has been charged with lying under oath after he claimed he and his partner were attacked. Video has proven his statement as false, although he is pleading his innocence.  So, what's going on? Some people will do anything to survive, even if that means turning into a despicable subhuman in order to live another day- a day that now involves violence and ugliness beyond belief. To them it ...

You Eated My Cookie

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  I don't know a lot about computers and technology. In my day you had to use a phone to connect to your computer which took up half a room because they were so big. I never really had use for them until a friend gave me his old computer. Then, I was hooked. When I walked into our local Internet service center, my first question was, "Does this come with Google or do I have to pay to get that?" My daughter got sick of me asking questions so I learned as I went along. I know YouTube was a big deal for me. It was magical. Lolcats and Myspace- wow! Then came Topix and Blogger. The only game I ever played was the rice game which is so fun and helps by donating rice to developing communities. I also found computer generated art apps, which I still use, as you can see. There are things I refuse to use such as the QR code. I'm sure eventually I will need to use it but I'm trying to limit my use on the Internet, not add to it. The thing is, I try. I try to learn new thin...

" Hello, Clarice."

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  Well, well, well...  is little Lauren Boebert pitching for the other team? Word is she's allegedly been working the staff overtime. Is this such a surprise, folks? There's a reason there are stereotypes and Lauren fits the Daisy Dukes. You can take the girl out of the double wide but she'll park it on Capitol Hill.  I didn't grow up in a trailer park although we had neighbors who would have fit right in. I have written about our neighbors down the road who played Elvis at jet decibels and rolled their own tobaccy. You could always count on a lint covered popcorn ball on Halloween from them. The other family lived a little further down the road. There was always ten vehicles in the driveway, most on blocks with no wheels. They had at least four mean eyed dogs that would eat you if you got too close but they were chained to a tree. There was, Earl, Floyd, Boyd, Roy and Mavis- not the dogs, but the humans. If you have ever seen the movie, 'To Kill a Mockingbird,...

Marge Gunderson Would Never Allow This

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  I use Google as my search engine. I've tried other apps like Bing and Opera but I feel tied to Google because it's got all my passwords and viral information, so it's like being held hostage. And, I don't like changes of any kind. I'm still at the same bank I've had for years, although I'd have to drive 90 minutes if I ever needed to do a walk-in.  Yeah, I don't like change. And yet... lately I'm quite annoyed with Google's AI getting in my face. I ask a lot of questions on the Internet and although I doubt I'd go to prison for using AI's feedback regarding my questions as valid research, I like to be as accurate as possible. It's not only AI in my face like an unwanted little sibling, the real information seems to be getting harder to find. I wrote a post about a book I liked and sure enough AI gave me a completely made up version of the book. It's bullshit and annoying, which makes me wonder how any person in any official offi...

She's Running

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  Warning! This  story is not for the faint of heart or the squeamish type. It's about poop and how one handles a very bad situation in public. I saw a blip of this the other day but ignored it because I had other things on my mind, but then I noticed the pooper apologized for pooping and running and doing both because they obviously were taught you never quit, even as poop runs down your legs. In this case, the incident happened during a race which was taking place in China and this time it happened to a woman. I remember years ago seeing a photo of a male runner running through the streets as onlookers were aghast by the pooping running man.  What's with y'all? Is it really that important to stay in a race to win whilst bodily functions are amiss? In hindsight (pun intended) the athlete says she probably should have ended her race but she was winning, and she did win. I'm sure those behind her lagged a bit after things started happening. I don't recommend it to be...

MAGA Man Kryptonite

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  I love this story. It reminds me of the French who fought in the resistance against Hitler and fascism. I can't say for certain who these geniuses are but they know a weak spot when they saw it and are poking it with cherry pie and eye candy. A Maga man's kryptonite is the maga woman, well the one they dream about, not the fat, sweaty, tattooed, cigarette smoking woman they married. They want the obedient, high heeled, pearl necklace dressed lady who is fantastic in the kitchen and in the sack. They want that double wide shaking, if ya know what I mean. We can assume a lot of magats have applied to be an ICE agent. It's another dream, this one doable because you can rape chickens, beat yer loved ones and still be an agent, as long as you can aim and shoot and by golly these boys have hunting skills. Oddly, they seem to have trouble finding the woman who will complement their lifestyle so they are resorting to looking online in the traditional wives section. Pickings were...

Head In The Sand

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  "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor." - Desmond Tutu. It's very clear now regarding Bibi Netenyahu's agenda. He wants the Palestinians to be wiped off the face of the earth. I don't need to remind you the irony behind this egregious act against humanity. He is no longer seeking justice for what happened on October 7th. He and Hitler could have a chat about the ways to murder innocents. We cannot remain silent although some wish we would just shut up so they can pretend life is all good. Ed Sheeran doesn't want to hear about murdered children. He just wants to play music for the people who paid good money to see him. I read his statement where he tried to defend his decision to remain neutral as his band mates walked away. He refuses to take any accountability as his fellow musicians were fired because they decided to speak out against the atrocities happening right before us.  In my opinion anyone who cho...

Nobody Home

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 I think we all should be allowed to have aides wheel us into work and do the job we can no longer do ourselves. Mitch McConnell was gone 92 days and was finally seen being wheeled around by numerous officials. I still have no idea whether he can actually talk, let alone think. He looked as if he was catatonic when he sat in the vehicle which was heading to the Capitol to cast a vote. He needed handlers to walk and talk him through the process. It's a charade and every American should be offended. You want these old dinosaurs gone? Then get your butt out there in November. Then we need to make serious changes. There must be limits on how long one can remain in their political career. I don't care which side you are on or how sharp you think you are, you need to go, especially when you cannot even move without assistance. Especially when you need others to speak for you. Holy hell, I'm fucking glad I'm old. When I was in my mid-fifties and laid off it took me a full year...

"It Is Fun To Have Fun..."

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  So when does a prank go too far? I would assume when someone gets hurt, so I'm on the fence regarding the latest trend with my pal, the cat in the hat. I'm not talking about the Mike Myers movie which was a true nightmare, and I believe that's the character these pranksters are using. They dress up like the cat and stand by grade schools, looking menacing, maybe even silly. Some just stand there, others make threats, which isn't cool, but I don't know what the threats are. I don't know what scares kids anymore. They've seen more horrific stuff than I probably have. The scariest I ever got at school, besides having Sister Mary Margaret Vajayjay come at me was when we were outside during recess doing the usual when all of a sudden half a dozen nuns came flying out of the school. There was a creek nearby and word swiftly got around that there was a hobo lingering in the wooded area by the creek. One nun held out sandwiches like she was making an offering. An...

Aaron Dissing On The Real Girls

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  What can I say- I find the Aaron Rodgers and invisible wife, Brittani, mystery, fascinating. If I had a bot wife I'd lay low, but apparently Aaron doesn't know how to stfu. He's now going after former girlfriends, women who are real, which might be a reason he has decided to forego a living, breathing human for a chip. He's fighting back and talking smack after Danica Patrick claimed he was abusive. He says she was a bore. She was going through a bad time after her retirement from car racing and was depressed. Rodgers says he wasn't getting any so she had to go. What a guy. Funny, he ain't getting any now either, but he can always turn Brittani off if she doesn't comply.  But oh, Aaron wasn't done dissing his former partners. He also tattles on Shailene Woodley who he claims wanted to have sex with another man before she'd commit to Aaron. In Aaron's defense I will say, both these women are weird. They'd have to be if they chose Rodgers as...

The Events Of The Day

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 The Reich wing are lapping it up, calling out these two for alleged inappropriate behavior during the 9/11 memorial. No word about the fat tub of lard who could barely contain how bored he was. Even though a few conservatives have come to the defense of AOC and Mayor Mamdani having a bit of a laugh, I still find the image disturbing. I sort of get it. We laugh at funerals because the grief is immense, but this wasn't the place to go off piste. It was a day to remember those who lost their lives. There's nothing remotely humorous about it and again I'm pretty sure they were talking about things that had nothing to do with the memorial, yet, it bothers me.  I saw an image of our former Presidents who were somber and respectful. It breaks my heart knowing Joe Biden is in pain and still stood for hours while the stooge couldn't even bother to show and it was so embarrassing to look at him.  Trump's handlers claim he was listening. We all know this is a damn lie. He is ...

Let's Do The Himbo!

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  I have a post about 9/11 but I don't think I'll publish it today. There's nothing I can add, but as long as I live I won't forget the date and how it changed our lives. A better writer than I can describe the day. So, on that note, let's discuss the himbo. I am truly out of touch, although I read and try to be hip, I was unaware such a word existed. I also had never heard of Hasan Piker until he showed up at Trumpapalooza, which was an amusing and a great surprise to Hasan. I'm not sure why left wing political commentators are taking off their clothes lately but I'm not protesting. Besides Piker posing in his underwear, Brian Tyler Cohen also showed us some muscle. According to Merriam -Webster, a himbo is of course the male version of a bimbo, one who looks good but is quite the dummy. I'm not sure who would fit that description IRL. In movieland Channing Tatum usually plays the sexy, muscular guy who can't touch his nose with his finger. I find t...

Kirk Out

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  Has it only been a year? Seems like more. I don't recall where I was when I heard the news that Charlie Kirk had been killed. 9/11- yes. JFK assassination - yes. Challenger disaster - yes. I do remember watching the graphic video where he is shot. It's quite disturbing and no one should die from a bullet. I really don't need to list everything that was wrong with Kirk's ideology. There is nothing good to say about him. When you believe slaves had it good, there is something very wrong with your way of thinking. When you say transgenders are just looking for attention, you are to be dismissed and not respected. I read an article in The Guardian from someone who clearly admired Kirk even though he tried very hard to pretend to be neutral. He kept bringing up the fact that Kirk could debate with liberals all the while remaining calm. Gee, that's the best you can do? What spewed out of his mouth was garbage even if it came out in a calm and controlled manner. Trump h...

Jump To Recipe!

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 I don't know anyone who doesn't like pizza and most of us have a favorite place. Mine was Joe's Pizza in Wheeling, Illinois. I used to sit and watch the elderly man fling and toss dough into the air to create magic. It's been years since I've been there so now I order from something a bit closer- and definitely not a chain establishment where gross, cardboard entities are slapped about. There is no love inside those pizzas and no taste either. And- it's really getting hard for me to accept the price of a $30 pizza. The next resort is to buy frozen pizza from the Jewels or wherever you shop. It makes no difference because frozen pizza should never be called a pizza. Ever.  So here is my solution and I'm going to reluctantly share it with you. I don't want a run on this product but I just cannot allow y'all to be eating that garbage they call pizza any longer. Bread is also outrageous so we are going stop buying tasteless loaves that now cost around $...

"What We Got Here..."*

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  Well, that was interesting. A fellow Blueskyer recently posted on her feed an image of two men shaking hands. The caption read something like, "It's ok to apologize for being wrong and we can work together in the future." Considering she posts mainly about politics, I assumed it was about MAGA and the rest of us letting bygones be bygones. So, I left a comment which just said, "Sorry, can never forgive and will never work with them." (Actual caption and image above) A few minutes later, I got a notice on my phone with her reply, "What the fuck you talkin' about!?" Ok, my bad. Maybe I misunderstood the message. When I went to Bluesky her response was not there. That has happened before where someone will leave me a nasty reply but it doesn't show up on Bluesky or in my DM.  You can decide for yourselves. Did I get it wrong? Communicating through text messages is a tricky business. I had numerous occasions where I misunderstood a text from a fr...

"You're Free To Move About, Except You."

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  Before we begin, let's get one thing cleared up.  Duck tape is not duct tape. When you want to tape something temporarily, use duck tape. Actually, just toss that shit out and use the good stuff.  Let's begin... I won't name him because he's been shamed and will forever be the duct taped dude who met an aficionado of the silver tape. Red Green would be proud. The guy was not going anywhere. I'm not sure why with all that tape they missed his mouth, where all the bad things poured out.  And I'm not sure what is going on in the airlines to produce these wretches. I realize there are bars inside the airports, but there has to be more than just booze talking. A few pills, perhaps? Maybe some white, powdery substance to ease the nerves, which only seems to ramp up the volume. I always believed a drunk was showing their true colors as the alcohol seeped into their brains and toxins poured out of their mouths. So when you hear inebriated, fire breathing asshats shou...

It's A Gas

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Time to stock up on Sugar free treats  Gummy bears Licorice  and my favorite  Sweet tarts! According to this warning  Sugar free candy gives us Gas and odorous poopy farts. The gases make you bloat Like a giant Thanksgiving float. Stand back Look out Make way I think I'm gonna blow! Farting scents of Sugar babies  Sour Patch Kids, squishy  Bugs that really glow! So, fair warning on Hallows Eve,  By begging for some candy  When answering my door You might be greeted  with a blast Of candy from the  Past! A whiff of candy corn  Through a maze of  Tummy tubes Goes in like fruity fruits Comes out like Trump's Rotten, rancid toots.  So I'll save myself  An awful night- Pass on the gas To ghouls who beg. A midnight wind Throughout the town Three parts sulphur egg emitting from a Toddler clown, Goblins, ghosts and Witches, too, Sleep through the night As potions stew Mom and Dad's Sleep in their cars Eating stolen sugar fre...

American Football

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  We now know without any doubt, American football causes brain damage in its players. And yet, absolutely nothing is being done to either correct how the game is played or to completely end the sport. In this article, they have a quote from Ben Sasse, a former Senator, who wrote an op-ed  in the WSJ, "America needs its boys to play football." Why? What is the need to watch men (mostly men) slam into each other, break bones and worse, have their brains shaken and rattled until permanent damage occurs? When my sisters visited me a few weeks ago, my youngest sister showed me a picture of her granddaughter who played football on a co-ed team. She is the only female on the team. My sister was so proud of her. I was speechless and didn't say what I should have said. It didn't matter to me the gender. (It does to Sasse) I just wanted to know why anyone would allow their child to enter this sport knowing how it could destroy the child forever?  Football is huge in this coun...