MAGA Man Kryptonite

 

I love this story. It reminds me of the French who fought in the resistance against Hitler and fascism. I can't say for certain who these geniuses are but they know a weak spot when they saw it and are poking it with cherry pie and eye candy. A Maga man's kryptonite is the maga woman, well the one they dream about, not the fat, sweaty, tattooed, cigarette smoking woman they married. They want the obedient, high heeled, pearl necklace dressed lady who is fantastic in the kitchen and in the sack. They want that double wide shaking, if ya know what I mean. We can assume a lot of magats have applied to be an ICE agent. It's another dream, this one doable because you can rape chickens, beat yer loved ones and still be an agent, as long as you can aim and shoot and by golly these boys have hunting skills. Oddly, they seem to have trouble finding the woman who will complement their lifestyle so they are resorting to looking online in the traditional wives section. Pickings were probably slim until recently when their luck changed. Why it's a miracle! God finally heard their prayers. Look at her- thin, all her teeth, no tummy pouch and holding a pot of vittles any man would love to tuck into! 

A dish served cold, or something like that. Unfortunately, these hopeful sad sacks are going to be disappointed when they realize they've been tricked or as the youngsters call it, doxxed.

Now being the woke dumocrat commie I am, I should be aghast at the immoral trickery, but I've been saying all along we hit them with ones and zeros. We need to use our brains to dismiss, demean, humiliate, embarrass and name names. Literally. It's kind of a sneaky, rotten way to go about unmasking these cretins but war is war and babes, we are in a war. They have the advantage with the backing of our corrupt government, we have high IQs. 

Hitler's enablers ran off to South America, but eventually most were found and were brought to justice. We were already planning on going after these inbred incels anyway so let's get a head start. 

Dreams do come true after all.