Looksmaxxing

 

Seems a bit of a double standard here about this looks (hold up- gotta tornado warning) maxxing. I don't pay much attention to the incel community but apparently this is where looksmaxxing began. The incel boys believe women are only interested in men who look good. You also get a pass if you have money or play a guitar. They aren't altogether wrong, because even babies, not babes, babies, choose the pretty person in those baby testing tests. It is what it is fellas. So if you want to make yourself look pretty for the ladies, why not? Women have been doing it for centuries. Now a lot of them will say they add plastic to their chest, stick Botox in their lips, wear fake nails, eyelashes and butt cheeks to make themselves feel better about themselves. Yes, I'll wait while we all have a chuckle because we know that's complete bullshit. They do it to attract the male. We all know this to be true. So if y'all want to arrange your anatomy go right ahead. But will that really change the way you feel about us women? I mean you can try to look like Robert Redford but you still have the personality of Rob Schneider. You still won't believe us when we say we love you for who you are. 

What I do find amusing is how you go about rearranging your face. Doctors!? Au contraire! That's what fists are for. Word of warning, fellas- take a look at Mickey Rourke. That was one beautiful man until he got into the boxing ring and smashed that beauty away. Then he went to some street doctors who made him look even worse. Now he's sort of looking like his old self but it's too late. We know he's an asshole inside. 

Guys, I really do feel sympathy for you. It's heartbreaking to feel rejected. Sitting in your Mommy's basement, chatting with other not so good looking lads will get you nowhere. It will eat your soul and make you really and truly ugly. I won't say there's a girl out there for you but there is a life out there. And this will sound cliched, but when women see a kind male who has an interesting life or does stuff for the village instead of turning a whiter shade of pale in the dungeon, she notices. We truly do not want empty headed pretty boys. At least I don't think so. 

Women cry when we feel unwanted. Men destroy things. It's not cool. It definitely won't get you a girl who will stick around, especially since you can never trust her. You can change your looks, but what about your beliefs that we are superficial, money grubbing whores?

Anyway, if looksmaxxing sounds like the right path, good luck. You still have to approach a woman, speak to a woman, have a personality and keep her interested. 

Now, go take a shower.

*Oh, and this guy, who apparently overdosed on Adderall.