Hump Day 13

 


I wonder if that guy killed his cat? I'm not sure what the laws are in Texas regarding killing a domestic animal. Maybe I should have reported it. I won't forget you, poor little cat. 


Okay, I think this is brilliant. Not my idea, but for the next Olympics we have one regular human compete for each event. People think it's so easy when they see someone doing flips or swimming laps. Well, let's see exactly how talented these athletes truly are. I love it. 


Shocking. No one wants to help the orange man after he told them he didn't need them, then told them he did, but now doesn't need them. What a goof. He painted himself into a corner he doesn't know how to get out of.


So, is this weird? As I try to fall asleep at night, in my head I start building a house. Not really a house - more like a big shed, where I can live away from people, preferably in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. I start with a foundation and work until I fall asleep. I'm really stuck on the roof rafters though.


Haha! I know it's over but Kid Rock is not amused by Conan O'Brien's jab the other night. O'Brien noted the award ceremony would probably get a little political and if you had a problem with that you can go to the Kid Rock party down the road at Dave and Busters. Rock responded by stating he loves a good joke, but this wasn't funny. Oh, contraire, Kid. We have a D&B in Wisconsin. The company I was working for treated us to a night of arcade fun. I don't recall eating there but I did walk around the brightly lit arcade playing some games. The best one is when you stick a coin in and it moves all the other coins and prizes closer to the drop slot. The trick is to add more than one coin. The fun for me lasted about thirty minutes. It was loud and stupid. I watched our corporate manager go absolutely bonkers playing some pachinko type game. She must have spent at least $100 just trying to win some tickets to trade in for a plastic snake or a trick fart pillow. By day, she drove a yellow Hummer and wore designer clothes so it was weird watching her so wired up to win a ten cent toy. You learn a lot when you see people outside the usual setting. I was shocked way back when to see my fifth grade teacher, Sister Mary Rose, eating at McDonald's one day like a normal person.



There was a story I saw the other day about meat falling from the sky in Kentucky. Two farmers decided to lick it, which was funny because I was just ranting about this very subject. When you see something, like an alien space ship fall from the sky, why y'all heading towards it? Or, when you find a weird substance, like that channel on YouTube where people find something weird and ask what it could be. They've picked it up, rolled it around, knocked it about, sniffed it and probably licked it, too. Why, people, why? Supposedly that falling meat was courtesy of some buzzards who found a dead cow and dropped their upchuck on the road. 

Anyway, have a good hump day and don't lick the unknown.


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