I Am The Enemy
I am the enemy. Never have I been more proud of any honor than being Trump's nemesis. We've been through quite a lot in these past two weeks. I don't have to share the cliff notes. Y'all should be up to date. We see what the regime is doing and like everything else the orange man touches, it turns to the stuff farmers shovel in their bankrupt barns.
Henry James noted that there are three things people need in order to survive- three things in human life that are important.
Kindness
Kindness
and
Kindness
So, I will be kind as I write this letter to you, Donald J Trump.
Dear Sir,
I know how very much you like to be called, "Sir." I can certainly honor your wish as other warm greetings which come to mind cannot be written here.
I do hope you are in good spirits, although I have heard rumors that things are not going as planned. I'm sure your loving wife, Melania, sits beside you, holding your bluish hand, as she tries to comfort you. "Be beest, Donhold." And when Melania is in her New York penthouse shopping for shoes on Amazon, you always have Barron to talk to. I'm sure the conversations are filled with comfortable father/zombie silence. You are truly blessed to have children who love you unconditionally. I'm quite certain if you had raised them in the cold water flats your father owned and rented to hard working laborers, the immigrants who kept the country running, the people he taught you to use, they'd still be there for you- always.
I am truly sorry you believe me to be your enemy, sir. I am just one woman whose only desire is to be able to buy toilet paper and an occasional pastry without weeping or taking out a loan. I want to be able to pay my rent and perhaps take a trip on a plane without worrying about masked men rifling through my bag, sniffing my (clean) underwear. Or, worse, shooting me in the head for not moving fast enough in the security checkpoint.
I have seen what you do to your enemies. It's not your best skill, if I may humbly point out. You do seem to leave a bit of a mess behind. Oh, kudos for trying, sir! A vast detritus of rubble, polluted waters, burned bridges, bankruptcies and broken women all lie in your wake. Bravo! You do have a skill no one else has achieved- the ability to destroy without any consequences. That, sir, is otherworldly. It's almost as if you have made a pact with a certain devil-may-care bon vivant. Lol.
I must confess to you, at times I think awful thoughts about you. It usually happens after I have watched a young man get shot in the head by masked, cosplaying cowboys. I have called you, "bastard" after I have witnessed a child, wearing a bunny hat, as all children should be wearing, become mute because he has witnessed the true ugliness in a human. I'd like to cut off your mushroom penis and stuff it in your mouth for protecting your own interests and other powerful men who raped children. Ah, but all that bottled up hate just eats my soul and spirit and I weep for my lack of humanity. I cannot blame you, well, not solely, for where we are right now. You, our leader, have been handed the greatest honor by the citizens of this country. You counted on the ignorance and intolerance of the uneducated to raise you up to unchecked power. I believe you called them the stupid ones. Well, I must say that was a brilliant maneuver. They came through! It's true, you do not need them anymore. They did their part.
And here we are. I'll wrap this up because I know how you hate to read anything with more than three sentences and four syllable words. You have been quite successful in shitting on your perceived and actual enemies. You have the gift, sir. But, if I may be so bold to give you a piece of advice. Do you see that woman up there with the purple hair? Yes, the woke bitch I'm sure you'd like to grab by the pussy. She looks rather innocuous, perhaps an easy target to you? Oh, dear sir, you have no idea what a storm there will be if you raise one tiny little bruised hand to her. It's not a threat. I don't do threats. It's a promise. I guarantee, it will be your last crusade. Behind her are millions more who stand with her and believe in the Constitution. 'Of the people, By the people, For the people.' Those words were written by someone truly woke, Abraham Lincoln. They are words that have real meaning and substance. They are words to uphold and defend.
Enjoy your next twenty four hours. Sir. (Haha, that does sound so different from, "Have a nice day!")
Your enemy- a radical left, woke Democrat.

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