Proof Aliens Exist
Well if this isn't proof I don't know what more I can do. A priest claims there is solid evidence in the Bible that extraterrestrials are God's children coming to make a call. I sure hope they brought pie. I like pie. Anyway, seems that line in the Bible about there being many rooms in the Lord's house is about aliens in God's universe and y'all shouldn't be coming to the conclusion they're demons. Just hold on with yer shotguns and pitchforks, folks, those could be our friendly neighbors.
Shoot, we have seen what happens to people who come a calling. Shoot is about right. Can you imagine if these fellas were green!? Pew, pew, pew!
Listen to J D, he says there ain't no thing as extraterrestrials, he says....uh, what? Uh, hold up a minute... He says, what, those UFOs in the sky are demons!? Laws, have mercy.
Why are some people so obsessed with things they've never seen? It's strange because most of them can walk over a homeless person as if they weren't there. Lots of people can ignore a rapist in the White House and yet see angels floating about.
I'm truly confused by my fellow humans.
Unless.... oh laws, they're here, ain't they?
They're not green at all. Most look a pasty white and wear crosses round their necks. They speak gibberish and wear red caps.
If you need proof there are some right strange critters running around, open her eyes, folks. They walk amongst us.

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