Mitchy A Go Go


 I rarely pay attention to Reich wing blowhards so don't know much about Scott Jennings except he used to be a fat boy and his wife's name is Autumn Stiff. (((giggles)))

Jennings is the guy who claims to have talked to Mitchell McConnell for twenty minutes, although Mitch can't pick up a phone and talk to any reporter for one lousy minute to let us know he's ok. Anyone hear from his wife who had to run off to Chiiina for some reason?

But back to Jennings... what should be his punishment if he's lying? I'm trying to remain calm about this but I'm about to blow a gasket. It's not the explosive diarrhea because I'm avoiding healthy food. I eat Oreos and Bugles washed down with lashings of bourbon. This really pisses me off. First of all because I came up with the Schrodinger's cat image y'all have stole from me and second this former fat bastard with a wife named Stiff (((giggles))) might have lied and he won't get one minute in the time out room. 

I think he was asked yesterday on his show to call Mitch right then and there. He might have replied it was Mitch who called him and they talked about important stuff, really detailed shit not one fucking person in a hospital would talk about. You talk about how you feel - like shit. You ask about the hospital - it's shit. You ask about the staff- then discuss shit and tubes and getting out. 

Mitch has been dead for a very long time. We've seen the Bernie sequel as two big men carried him around the hallways of the Senate building. What happened to those people that grab a doctor's coat that was just hanging on a rack, go change in an unlocked broom closet, then come out to get the picture we all need!? Someone, be that person!!!

Anyway, I'm drunk. I'm dunking Oreos in my whiskey soup. I'm using bugles as fake nails and typing this before my self imposed deadline. 

We need answers, man. Lots of asnswersrs.

Mitchell McConnell? 

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