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  "I saw it in his face, the way he looked at me!" ~Hush there Bobby Jr., listen to Mr Worm~ "Those saucer eyes revealed what he could truly see!" ~Sshhhh, he's just a parasite, a tiny little germ~ ~We'll label them out of whack, in need of brain surgery~ "I need a hit, just a little bit, one shot of liquid bliss!"  (((Knock, knock, knock))) "Bobby, let me in, I really have to pee!" ~Turn on the water faucet so nothing seems amiss~ "I've got to take a number two, Cheryl , and a whizzing wee!" "Who are you whispering to in there, Mr. Huffing leaf blower?" "I'm praying for the children, thinking of their health." "Aww, I love you so, my manly wheezing lawn mower." ~Injecting all the innocents with wormy eating stealth~ "They see you, Mr Worm, I must eliminate them all!" ~Deny, defy and crucify- declare the epidemics!~ ~Insert a worm in every head, before they learn to crawl.~ "I...

  Bluesky got my hopes up with rumors of Trump's possible passing because his bronze glow up and swelling cankles were incognito for a few days. He also hasn't been ranting on False Social. Naturally, I went looking only to find he is still breathing, but looking like the grim reaper may be his caddy. It's a weird social phenomenon when normally nice people are wishing for the death of one orange man by natural causes. You know we could hurry this along by other means. Just saying. At this point I don't see anyone stepping up to the plate. It appears only Magas like to murder and buy guns like the left buys books. There is another way, which is as likely as the other idea and that is, Congress growing some balls. Sorry, ladies but you can grow a pair, too. The demented old fool is making rules left and right, illegal I must add, yet, crickets come from Congress. I truly don't understand the game plan if there ever was one on the Maga side. It's clearly not about...

   Ashli Babbitt was a traitor to this country. They can have all the ceremonial shenanigans the military likes to present as the deceased has been offered full military honors (We all know who requested that) it still won't negate the fact that she and thugs like her stormed a government building to do harm to others. They shit in the hallways. They carried confederate flags. They brought zip ties, bats and rage. The current regime can sugar coat it all they want but one day the orange man will be manure for his golf course grass and we can go back to truth being important. She deserved to be shot. More of them should have been shot that day. Every police officer should have followed the example of the police officer who did his job that day. These deplorables remind me of the fictional character, Ignatius J. Reilly, a lazy, selfish narcissist who decided to gather the factory employees in protest of some useless, archaic self indulgent mischief. He brought from home his soil...

  Here we go, the last three (or four) day bacchanal before the Halloween stuff comes out. I'm going nowhere, doing nothing, seeing no one. It'll be perfect. This year won't be like last year where I had ordered a few groceries from a certain chain store and was gifted with over $150 worth of someone else's barbeque provisions. Sausages, hamburger patties, hotdogs, chips... and one of the most powerful man spray deodorants I have ever encountered. One spray will remove pesty guests and it's chemical vapors will last days. If I ever go into bear territory I'm taking that. I tried to explain to the delivery guy it wasn't my food but he didn't speak English and didn't care. This was before the roundup of our neighbors from Mexico. They no longer deliver. Now I get 80 year old Fred who wheezes as he climbs a flight of stairs, so I carry the groceries and Fred to finish the delivery. I called the store hotline and was told to keep or donate the groceries ...

 They watch a violent video game It's the guns Jesus is not in their heart It's the guns Mental illness is to blame It's the guns Gun education is a start It's the guns A boy confused in pink underwear  It's the guns Brainwashed by leftist commie woke It's the guns Blame his mom for working there It's the guns They're in good hands, Trey Gowdy spoke  It's the guns. It's the guns. It's the guns.

  Oh, that Candace. You think anyone calls her, Candy? What have you gotten yourself into, insinuating the first Lady of France is actually a man which should be neither here nor there. Who cares!? Obviously Candace because she spent a lot of time accusing Madame Brigitte to be a spy posing as a woman I would assume to find out all the secrets her Emmanuel will divulge whilst in the boudoir. It's all nonsense and we all know it, but her nonsense became quite an expensive joke, one she wants her followers to pay for, and or the orange man to help her out. Hahahahaha. Funny one, Candace. I hate to break it to you dear, the orange man doesn't like any color other than white or orange. As for your followers, well I'm not sure how many you have and cannot imagine who'd they be given the fact the Magas don't warm up to people of color, unless it's orange. I hear you are panicking because you will be financially ruined. It's kind of a ridiculous lawsuit but if it s...

  Just over the weekend my twelve year old granddaughter and I were talking about school. She's a good student and a social butterfly, yet, she is not looking forward to going back to school next week. I didn't push the subject, but then she brought up safety measures regarding the school, comparing them with other schools in our state that have the latest technology and armed police guards at every entrance. This is a twelve year old girl who should be thinking about boys and clothes and after school parties. She's discussing logistics and weighing her chances of being killed. Brown people are not the problem in this country and never have been. It's disassociated, angry white males who have a chip on their shoulder and a gun in their hand. Our government has no solution. No one has a solution, although it's a fairly obvious one. Our total lack of urgency regarding the murders of more children is just another big red flag waving in the wind regarding how very broke...

 Breaking news!!!! No, he isn't dead, but Taylor Swift and that football player are engaged! I was fortunate enough to be able to be the first to tell two young Swifties the news and laws I wish I could show you the image of their reaction. It's priceless. Open mouth disbelief and confusion. I still don't know if they were happy or sad. I certainly enjoyed the moment. I'm not a Swiftie or a whatever football team he plays on. In fact, I don't get into football anymore. It's a stupid sport filled with violence and long term health issues for the players. But, to the couple, congratulations. They look like they will last. Naturally, a shitard has to ruin it and that would be Charlie Kirk, who seems to be everywhere lately, spreading his ooze of vomitous aroma. His advice to the young couple, well to the lady in particular, is to submit to her future husband, he's the boss who should make all decisions and she should have lots of children. He also claims she wi...

  Red hatters are weird. Restaurant logos and symbols mean a great deal to them, more than human life, although they claim to be the party that loves the babies. Judging by the amount of right wing pedophiles, I see why they love the babies. They just don't love them when they grow up. Anyway, this is about the American flag and the confusion surrounding what you can do with it. Frankly to me, it's a piece of cloth. Yet, the orange man will have anyone arrested who disrespects the flag, even though I just watched a video where he signs his scrawl on one. And how about the gross looking Kid Rock who looked ready to enter RuPaul's drag queen fashion show, how is that not offensive? I see the morbidly obese red hatters attired from head to toe in flag regalia. So one old man, a veteran gets arrested in the town square for burning a flag, exercising his first amendment right. Right? Well, sort of. I started the morning watching a young angry young man from the liberal side go i...

  I see the complaints nearly every day on Bluesky feeds. White people need to sit down and stfu when it comes to talking about black people and the issues they face because we have no idea what they go through. I don't respond usually because what's the point? They're right that we'll never truly know what they deal with on a daily basis, but they're wrong when they tell us to fuck off, leave them alone. I would say Bluesky brings out the extremists. On the other side of the spectrum are the Uncle Toms. Is that a slur? I don't know why it should be because it is what it is. Black people who have renounced where they came from- slavery, oppression, hate, discrimination... "Slave." If ever there was a deragtory word, that would be it. To deny the past and cozy up to the people who to this day would prefer you hang from a tree is bizarre and sad to witness. But hey, I'm just a white woman who has no idea what the black community thinks about the Toms...

  Happy 34th birthday, Ukraine. May you have a thousand more. Hopefully soon, days without two aggressors out to destroy you. JD Vance had the nerve to claim Russia has made great concessions towards Ukraine. Really? How about they stop killing people? That would be a great concession. The fact that our twisted orange blob admires Vladimir Putin because they are two peas in a pod, two vile, narcissistic cretins whose only desire is to cause as much atrocities as possible and make money from the annihilation of human beings is beyond the pale. I have no doubt Trump would roll into Canada with tanks and missiles if not talked out of it by his minions who have other ideas, so they let him play general as he sends his army into his own country to claim victory where there is none. It was good to see Volodymyr Zelensky have backup by sane world leaders who were not going to allow Trump to bully Zelensky into submission. I admire Zelensky for being able to stand next to the slowly rottin...

Looking at the five questions which are allegedly going to be given to teachers from New York and California who would be applying for a job in Oklahoma, it doesn't look too ominous. They don't look like they can weed out the woke snowflakes which is school superintendent Ryan Walters motive. Only five questions were submitted because I'm guessing the rest are what you call, doozies. Here are a few I found in Walters desk as I went snooping. I also found a DVD, 'Womb Raider,' but I'll just turn that on by remote during his next meeting.  1) What time do you go to church? 2) Do you spare the rod and spoil the child? 3)What is your opinion regarding the new Cracker Barrel logo? 4) What is the circumference of the earth?  5) If Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi were walking down the street and a car was coming towards them, who would you run over? 6) Who was in the movie, 'The Sound of Freedom?' 7) Are you a vegetarian? 8) What are the first four words to the s...

  I haven't been paying too much attention to the new woke Cracker Barrel debacle. First, it's weird to see it in my face constantly on the so called left leaning social media source. That's you, Bluesky. Why give so much attention to such a silly thing and now here I am, writing about it. It's just so ridiculous to see third hand, how angry former Cracker Barrel crackers feel about a change in logos and some restaurant makeovers. What is so woke about a boring yellowish logo that doesn't even look like a barrel or a cracker!? I've been to the restaurant one time in my life. I knew the kind of people who enjoyed it because I had a racist coworker who loved it. It was 2007 and he was still calling people, "coloreds." He got angry when I told him we don't say that anymore. Then his pasty white face turned a beet red. I corrected him every time. So, it was not my choice of restaurant when it was suggested. I wasn't in the driver seat and there was...

  It's 2am and I'm finally getting sleepy but will write a bit about the unsolved case of Jon Benet Ramsey. I just watched a YouTube video hosted by a "behavioral analyst" which is a made up job. He analyzes body language and usually talks about infamous criminals and their crimes, all naturally after the fact so he can make conclusions already uh, concluded. He had a guest on who is also well known for his made up job. I write in snark because one, I'm tired, and two, they never came to any conclusion or even a guess as to who killed six year old Jon Benet. They did talk about Jon Benet's parents police interviews and noted a few red flags. Then they discussed the ransom note, a three page letter where the paper and pen were taken from Patsy's pad. Three pages. Look at Patsy's e's on her grocery list and the e's from the ransom note, yet six handwriting experts could not say with certainty that Patsy wrote the letter. What kidnapper/killer ta...

  I curse them here. You stupid bastards! Here's the thing- fans are not allowed to bring in political signs, wear political shirts or paraphernalia. They will be escorted out the door, which makes perfectly good sense. I don't want to see a sea of red hats in the crowd as I'm sure the red hatters would not like me wearing my Trump in prison T-shirt. The ballgame is neutral territory. And yet, that was ruined by two players who stood beside Charlie Kirk , all three grinning from ear to ear, in the ballpark.  Let's discuss Charlie Kirk. The only thing we have in common is we both thought about going to Harper Community College. Fortunately for me, I went elsewhere. Kirk couldn't hack the first year and dropped out. He believes in nationalism, that vaccines are dangerous, the Bible should be in our government and classrooms, he's a white supremacist, antisemitic, anti women, Trump loving dick. Now I can only assume Matt Shaw and Michael Busch are grinning so hard ...

  Hmm... I wonder why people who have been treated horribly by their birth country's authorities, where they were beaten, jailed, diminished or imprisoned would choose to go back, as in the case of this 95 year old Korean man?  Actually, this isn't a good example really because the man was in a South Korean prison for forty two years and now wants to go home to die. In fact, that's a lousy example, although, I doubt he would receive a warm welcome as he crossed over to the home he hasn't lived in decades. Considering he is 95 years old while in the North the citizens rarely make it past 60, he should enjoy his freedom, but who am I to judge? He wants to go home. I, on the other hand, would like to leave my country. Well, I think about it, a lot. I liked my country BT (Before Trump) although the constant comparisons to other countries that have free healthcare, free childcare, free college education, great transportation, beautiful architecture, no guns, no daily mass s...

  Yikes! According to The Guardian article America ranks 36th in literacy. 20% of Americans are illiterate. The article is about the decline of reading for fun. There has been a 40% decline in book reading in the past decade. I think I might be the reason the stats are off kilter. My book reading for fun is in the sewer. It's hard finding something interesting to read. My sister, bless her heart keeps sending me books she loves, mysteries with elderly ladies who own cats and no one swears and everyone drinks tea. No. I keep telling her, as nice as I can that I don't go for this genre. I don't read romance novels, historical fiction, old lady private investigator tales or what they call cozy comfort books. My interest lies in nonfiction, travel, snow, thrills and adversity. I have never ever let a best seller list determine my reading selection. In fact it's a great tool to advise me where not to go. I cannot stand James Patterson or John Grisham. Colleen Hoover!? Who? ...

  Just looking at him and being the judgemental human I am, my first impression is that he came from money. So where does his left leaning, working for the people come in? Well, this is interesting because Newsom comes from a long line of wealthy notables, yet he saw the other side as well. He lived the other side after his father, the judge divorced Gavin's mother, who had to work three jobs to care for her three children. Three jobs. Instead of contributing to the family he made, Judge Newsom donated his salary, just as Gavin does today. Gee, what a weird situation. I don't know how Gavin felt about his father, but he certainly saw the struggle his mom faced. His sister recalls their mother warning them Christmas presents will be meager.  Gavin made his money investing in a winery, then started his political career. All that you can find on the internet.  A lot of people don't like Newsom, many from the left because he doesn't tow the line. The Dem's in office sti...

  When I lived in my crooked, deplorable house I rented by the Fox River, one of the first oddities I saw was a brand new, cute yellow house in the middle of a lake. I eventually learned it wasn't a lake, but the Fox River rising after the rains. My deplorable was a few blocks away from the river so I wasn't too worried about the water rushing in which would have been a blessing, actually. I would walk towards the river and count the houses which were two thirds under the water. You would think these people would move, but they love the river, the woods, the privacy, until finally most of them were forced to leave the flood plain. No insurance company was going to help them rebuild year after year, which brings me to the current situation. Yes, the rains are here. Every night I watch the skies light up and the boom of thunder rumble in the skies. I no longer live in the ugly house by the river, but the stubborn still do. I heard FEMA is going to check out the devastating condit...

  Gee, I like that Volodymyr Zelensky. It looks like he's really trying to stay positive and a few times I have seen him sneaking looks at the orange man and smiling. The BBC has a headline which reads something like, 'Powerful leaders intend to join Zelensky so there will be no capitulation.' Is that really why they decided to join Zelensky when dealing with the bully in chief? We all are aware of the last meeting between the two when what Zelensky wore was criticized because apparently some think it part of a crucial meeting. Even as I perused the internet for the latest news, I saw certain sources bringing up clothing, wondering what Zelensky would wear this time. Who cares!!! I am glad the Ukrainian president had backup. Trump is a bully and I think he would have threatened Zelensky to give up territory to appease his bff. I don't believe Putin has anything on Trump as some suggest for the reason why Trump lays out the red carpet and claps like a trained seal for hi...

It's getting harder and harder to get access to interesting looking articles because more often these days we are required to accept cookies. I don't want your cookies because you're just like my next door neighbor who wanted to share her Oreos with me so she could run off with my Barbies. I was tempted because Mom bought the Oreo knockoffs, but, I wasn't falling for it then and I'm not doing it now. This is a blatant bullshit lie that accepting and clicking on that button is for your reading pleasure, so that other big and beautiful articles just like the one you read will be delivered to you. No. And screw you. I'm not that naive to believe my online movements aren't being watched. That sounds paranoid af, but it's probably more true than not. Mass murderers are being watched. Anti- Trumpers are being watched. Grandma looking for some good recipes is being watched. In most instances I don't give a shit if some entity wants to see what I'm up to...

  *I asked Google for a clean rap song, and got this which may be AI generated. There's no credit with it. Anyway, we need something positive.

Not all of it, but what Barack Obama tried to achieve doesn't seem a possibility anymore, and that is both parties working together for the good of the American people. I doubt he believed any of that when he left. Perhaps that's why he has abandoned us. Yes, that's how I feel about him and Michelle. Oh, he shows up now and then, but there's no fire, there's no longer the belief that those in power are looking after, we, the people. They are looking after themselves. Look how many politicians on both sides have made millions during their term? Even the former president has made enough money to run away to the Islands. One of Obama's biggest mistake was catering to the right by hiring centrists like Merrick Garland, who was a giant failure, who wanted to please both sides, so he made no decisions and angered everyone. As the NYTimes article mentions, the Democrats bring pencils to a knife fight.  I am not naive to believe this will end with two sides working toge...

  When did this become the object of desire? Cat eyes, duck lips, a nub of a nose  G cups, rock cheeks, the look to acquire  Snow capped teeth to blind as they pose The Natasha Fatale of Bullwinkle fame Searching for originality  All looking the same They lack personality  So must compensate the void  By cutting and filling such pliable flesh  Frankenstein's monster, a thing to be toyed Liposuction the fat, mend holes with fine mesh Insert bags of saline, the bigger the better  Saw toe bones and rib cage, fill in the butt A size zero Versace pink and white sweater  Eat rice cakes and air to maintain no gut I'm guessing it began with one jester's joke A natural beauty morphed into a clown All by a comical cartoon of one simple poke The standard now set, the ideal upside-down

  You can be the stupidest mofo and yet as long as you exude confidence and swagger you can become the CEO of a company that has been in business for over one hundred years. Until you are found out for the fraud you have always been. By that time it's usually too late to get back all the trust consumers had in your product when your latest hire turns out to be a bigly mistake. I'm still not sure what the orange man is selling but people are sure buying it. He doesn't even have a plan but people love him because he's so sure he's right. People buy bullshit until they start to smell it, then they want it gone. That's not so easy once the odor is amongst us. Now, how do we get rid of the stink? Trump isn't the only pompous bastard who has destroyed a company that once had a stellar reputation.  I live in Wisconsin - the land of dairy farms, cheese curds and beer. Beer was once so popular here I remember the Sisters of No Mercy taking us on a field trip to a Mil...

Putin: Your zadnitsa eez veddy varm, Donowd. My ballz are, how you zay, on fire." Trump: "Where's the golf course, Vlad? I need a coke." Putin: "Vee shall veezit Sarah. I zee her dacha from my bunker. By zee vay, Donowd, zee Vhite Houze eez looking veddy speefy, but do not go crazy wid eet." Trump: "Listen, Vlad, you gotta give me something here. I got problems over that nasty pedo, Epstein. They won't shut up about him. You take a little chunk of Ukraine. I give you Alaska, Puerto Rico and California. You help me get Greenland and a Noble Prize. I'll throw in Looney Loomer and Pete Hegseth. He likes your vodka. He'll do anything for a bottle of squeezed potatoes." Putin: "I don't vant your zloppy zeconds. I vant Kviv and Texas vere I ride zee horses like manly man. No more games, Donowd. Deez endz now." Trump: "Aach, my catheter fell out. Get off my moose, Vlad. You are now under arrest and you will enjoy a nice sta...

  Well, I think people are upset about the recent request by the Denmark zoo to drop off your Fifis and moggies for a late night snack for the big cats. You shouldn't be. It's the circle of life and all that. It's the icky part we don't want to see. If you are a carnivore, you are the cat. Little piggies and cows are eaten by you. You just don't see the part where they kill the animals, cut them up and make them look not like Peppa or Babe. Do I sound like a wretched human, an uncaring beyotch? Perhaps I am. Go ahead and roll your eyes and sigh because here it comes. I was a vegetarian for over twenty-five years. I ate tofu and shitty tasting faux meat. I bought expensive processed plant based garbage. Food was not a pleasure. It was just a means to stay alive.  And then one day I realized, this world is cruel. It's so damn fucking cruel and my not eating a tasty animal will not change one damn thing. Of course I love animals. You love animals. That's not t...

  "I prayed and prayed for me to win big and God heard me praying!" (((Shouts as someone is hit by a car))) "I just knew if I prayed hard enough all my dreams would come true. God wanted me to have this money cause I prayed and prayed." (((Screams as a piano falls on a passerby))) "See now what happens when y'all pray to the Lord, Jesus. He listens real good. All I ever asked for was one winning ticket and I won $2 million! Praise be!" (((Gunshots fired as a road rage incident transpires))) "All ya gotta do is ask and he will listen. He is all powerful. I'm gonna buy me a double wide for me and my feeyoncie. He's been out a work since COVID. Then I'm gonna buy one of them Tessas. God wanted me to have all this money to help me have a good life. All ya gotta do is pray!" (((Couple pray in Spanish as ICE hauls them away))) "Oh, he don't understand that language. Ya gotta speak English here. I'm a good Christian woman w...

  Dear Mrs. Hegseth number three, I certainly hope you don't think you're the one Pete will remain loyal to. Don't kid yourself. Although the both of you tend to live in a make believe world where you fuck around while married to others, have children out of wedlock, ruin the lives of children, then say you are a Christian. You're a joke. You're a hypocrite. The fact that your alcoholic hubby doesn't even think you have the right to vote should give you a clue about him. Nah, you already know who he is- a drunk, a cheater, a dumb dodo when it comes to his job. He must have something going on downstairs for all you women to completely ignore what an asshole he is, because otherwise the only explanation is that you like to be the doormat. Does Pete spank you, tie you up, choke you until you pass out? Is that the turn on? Did your daddy treat you like dirt so now that all you think you are? Dirt. A nothing. Another piece for him to use, to dismiss, to blame. I don...

  Hilarious. Poor Jackie Chan is the one to blame in the series of unfortunate mishaps regarding uber ultraconservative Ryan Walters. Seems the scene from the movie, 'The Protector ,' from 1985 was what two people saw during a school board meeting.  The female complainer still wants to nail Walters for the incident, although it seems it was just a happy accident. She can't understand why Walters keeps changing his story, which really isn't a story but more his way of trying to understand what the hell happened.  I saw a blurred version of the naked ladies. That is definitely retro hair (on their heads) going on but not from 1960 as first assumed. BTW, I I love Jackie Chan movies. I just watched one the other day where is daughter is killed by IRA terrorists. His movies are usually all the same. A child is killed. He seeks revenge. The bad guys are mush. I don't recall much nudity in his films. I read he edits the Asian versions.  So, let's move on and try to rem...

   Same old doom and gloom in the news. The orange man didn't keel off the White House roof. It's kind of quiet actually. Nothing to report except Kristi may be having trouble finding ogres to round up brown people. One elderly woman who has lived here twenty years, who worked hard all these years suffered a heart attack after the goon squad went after her. The laughable Dean Cain is out there, too. Anyway, I read a blip from the WH that 80,000 people applied for the job to be a walking human excrement. I wonder if they were ten year olds looking for a summer job? There's no age requirement now to dress up like GIJoe and make the rounds, which reminds me they were in Elgin, IL this week. I know Elgin. It's been awhile since I've been there. There's a large Latino community in Elgin.  I met Maria when I was a sophomore at the affluent high school we attended with Buffys and Brads, our commonality being we lived on the shitty side of the tracks. She was funny, a s...