Candace Needs A Lifesaver

 


Oh, that Candace. You think anyone calls her, Candy? What have you gotten yourself into, insinuating the first Lady of France is actually a man which should be neither here nor there. Who cares!? Obviously Candace because she spent a lot of time accusing Madame Brigitte to be a spy posing as a woman I would assume to find out all the secrets her Emmanuel will divulge whilst in the boudoir. It's all nonsense and we all know it, but her nonsense became quite an expensive joke, one she wants her followers to pay for, and or the orange man to help her out. Hahahahaha. Funny one, Candace. I hate to break it to you dear, the orange man doesn't like any color other than white or orange. As for your followers, well I'm not sure how many you have and cannot imagine who'd they be given the fact the Magas don't warm up to people of color, unless it's orange. I hear you are panicking because you will be financially ruined. It's kind of a ridiculous lawsuit but if it shuts you up and ruins you, I'm all for it. We Americans don't seem to be able to stop the Magas and their goal to destroy everything decent so we're counting on the outsiders to seek revenge. Eventually we're going to do ourselves in with our own stupidity and then y'all can fight over who gets what at the auction. In the meantime it's stuff like this in the news that keeps me going. The Pillow Guy. Gone. The Farting former mayor. Gone. Jones, Carlson, Stone. Gone, gone, gone. 

You're next, sweetart. 

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