That'll Teach Ya!


Looking at the five questions which are allegedly going to be given to teachers from New York and California who would be applying for a job in Oklahoma, it doesn't look too ominous. They don't look like they can weed out the woke snowflakes which is school superintendent Ryan Walters motive. Only five questions were submitted because I'm guessing the rest are what you call, doozies. Here are a few I found in Walters desk as I went snooping. I also found a DVD, 'Womb Raider,' but I'll just turn that on by remote during his next meeting. 

1) What time do you go to church?

2) Do you spare the rod and spoil the child?

3)What is your opinion regarding the new Cracker Barrel logo?

4) What is the circumference of the earth? 

5) If Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi were walking down the street and a car was coming towards them, who would you run over?

6) Who was in the movie, 'The Sound of Freedom?'

7) Are you a vegetarian?

8) What are the first four words to the song, 'Make America Great Again?'

9) What are the ten commandments?

10) Who did you vote for in the last election?

So, that's just a sample of the questions on the pre-hire process. Number four is a trick question. The earth is flat. There already is a shortage of teachers in Oklahoma. The pay is not great and I suspect whether a conservative or liberal, teachers tend to think. Being forced to prove you are a God fearing, gay hating, Trump loving, book burning moron might not sit too well. 

More and more I'm beginning to like the idea of separation of blue and red states. California need not support Oklahoma or Mississippi anymore. They would be on their own. So let's have another questionnaire for all American citizens.

1) Kid Rock or Jack White?

Grab your state passport, your ID membership card and remember, no backsies, no do-overs. Traveling or visiting other states is fine. A border check will be conducted and if you overstay your visit, you will be deported to the front lines of a Ted Nugent concert or a RuPaul drag queen fashion show until you cry, 'Uncle!' then sent home with a ankle monitor for a year.  

2) Democracy or Fascism? Not a trick question.


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