Because She Prayed

 


"I prayed and prayed for me to win big and God heard me praying!"

(((Shouts as someone is hit by a car)))

"I just knew if I prayed hard enough all my dreams would come true. God wanted me to have this money cause I prayed and prayed."

(((Screams as a piano falls on a passerby)))

"See now what happens when y'all pray to the Lord, Jesus. He listens real good. All I ever asked for was one winning ticket and I won $2 million! Praise be!"

(((Gunshots fired as a road rage incident transpires)))

"All ya gotta do is ask and he will listen. He is all powerful. I'm gonna buy me a double wide for me and my feeyoncie. He's been out a work since COVID. Then I'm gonna buy one of them Tessas. God wanted me to have all this money to help me have a good life. All ya gotta do is pray!"

(((Couple pray in Spanish as ICE hauls them away)))

"Oh, he don't understand that language. Ya gotta speak English here. I'm a good Christian woman who he listens to cause I'm made in his image- white. I'm gonna give a couple hundred to the local Baptist church so's He knows I appreciate the winning ticket. Hmmm..maybe just a hundred. Meemaw needs a scooter cause of her diabeedies. A case of Coke a day takes some outta her."

(((Lightning strikes a group of four year olds playing under a tree)))

"Ya just gotta believe and pray, pray, pray, cause your wishes will come true. Thank-you, Jesus."

Amen.

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