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  So, it doesn't look like King Taco is willing to kiss and make up with Elon Musk. The bromance may be over. In fact, on Saturday, the orange man threatened Musk if he went over to the other side, donating millions of dollars to the Democratic Party. Trump warned, "There will be serious consequences." First of all- Fuck you, Trump. You got your money's worth. It isn't about the money anyway. It's about the list. Did you let your guard down one evening over Cokes and pizza? Did you let slip you may have had sex with a few very young looking females? Did Elon giggle and press his finger to his lips? That is why you are worried. The list will come out. I'm betting many people have that list and are just waiting for the right time. Although, who actually wonders if he's on the list? Of course, he's on the list! That's why Bondi is not revealing it. I will go so far to believe they are making a fake list up right now. Do we really need the details ...

 It's gonna be a beautiful ballroom  Fit for Ivanka and her dumb groom No one can build a ballroom like me Paid by suckers, a big beautiful fee So big and beautiful, like my bill Paid by resources that I'll gladly kill So big and beautifuller, my ballroom  VIP only and no witch on her broom  Gold chandeliers and crystal glass  Velvet cushions for my big hairy ass  My ballroom has never been done  Not by Biden, Barack, Bush 1, or his son There will be Cokes and vanilla shakes Burgers and fries and small steaks  It's my ballroom  It's going to be beautiful, it will be big  After my birthday parade they will dig If they build it they will come Rob Peter and Paul, add the sum I am better than all other people  My minions they are low-level sheeple  Who'll never set foot in my domain  They would leave an indelible stain  My beautiful ballroom just for me For you, it's a big beautiful fee I will perform my beautiful dance a...

   Hey, you learn all kinds of new things on Bluesky. Since the Musk Trump feud has settled down - Trump saying he's done and Elon allegedly trying to call his buddy, it's been a quiet Friday. As I do some laundry with these neato laundry detergent pods I have not been tempted to swallow, I haven't paid attention to the brand or who owns it. I have tried to stay away from brand names who invested heavily in the Trump regime such as this Wisconsin company, Uline. For shame.  But, I wanted a more specific list of products I might be using. It's a long list. Technically, the company cannot contribute to any campaign funds but individuals who own or are employed there, can. Many of the Trump contributors also try to grease the other side. It's called business, I guess.  Anyway, the website mentioned on Bluesky is called Public Square. This little ditty was on their 'all about.' Y'all can read between the lines. When any company or individual mentions traditi...

  Dear Donald Trump,  You really hurt my feelings today. I thought you were my friend, but no, you are not. I shared my big bag of money with you and you didn't do what I asked. I said I wanted three spaceships. You lied, Donny. Now I'm going to tell everybody what you did.  Your ex friend, Elon To Elon,  You better keep your mouth shut. You're nasty. Your kid is nasty. I don't like boogers on my desk and I don't like you leaving your medicine in my MAGA cap. I told you I would pay you back soon. I need three more pardons. I'm waiting for Diddy to go to jail, then hit him up for millions. So, just keep your nasty mouth closed. President DJT Dear Poopyhead, I'm going to tell everybody about your "bloody" ear. You dummy. You'll be toast if you don't pay me back for rigging the election. I had to kiss Putin's butt for you, pal. Don't you forget it. He's still got the pee pee tape and I have the Epstein list. Make one false move and...

 Stephen Miller wants a certain quota met 3,000 non white people every day as many as you masked proud boys can get Don't bother listening to what they say Round them up, we'll sort them later on Send them off to never ever land  Concocting the orange man's greatest con All brown skinned visitors will be banned His henchman wants you to look like him The ghoul creates destruction in his wake A creature devised by Brothers Grimm   One soulless, ice veined human being mistake.

   So, what do you do to ease your mind in these dark days? I like to read children's books- my favorites being Nancy Drew Mysteries. Reading over the Scholastic book list was bliss to me back in the day. Books were my escape. What if we could put ourselves back in time? I just saw a glimpse of an article where a young woman replicated her grandmother's 90's kitchen, a place where she was happy, where she can destress, which sounds pretty cool. My grandma was not a 90's grandma, which makes me extremely ancient. We will have to travel back a few more decades.  If I had the chance to replicate one room where I could go hide and pretend the world wasn't in total chaos and confusion... Hmmm... This was a difficult decision because the house I grew up in was tiny, and though it was my safety place away from school and bullies, I don't think I'd want to go back there. Grandma lived across the street but her house was not kid friendly. She had nic nacs and watched...

  Hey, how can we tell if he has all his marbles? " Happy Memorial Day, ... including the scum." He mutters, he stutters, he sways as he garbles  How do we know if the media stays mum! " Children will have two dolls instead of thirty!" It's the biggest coverup since Melania's face lift. "... She was so dirty. Every word was filthy, dirty." "I hate Taylor Swift." His aides all protect him, the TACO in Chief. "Tariffs are the greatest things ever invented. " His attention span nil, keep all meetings brief. How can we prove the orange man's demented!? "... they're eating the cats!" "China loving wife, Coco Chow." Fact check his lies, look at the stats The S&P, NASDAQ, the DOW "I've made 200 deals. " "I have concepts of a plan." He leans on bone spurs as spins his wheels Oh, how do we stop this wicked man? "I love Hispanics." "You don't have the cards. "...