My Big Beautiful Ballroom



 It's gonna be a beautiful ballroom 

Fit for Ivanka and her dumb groom

No one can build a ballroom like me

Paid by suckers, a big beautiful fee

So big and beautiful, like my bill

Paid by resources that I'll gladly kill

So big and beautifuller, my ballroom 

VIP only and no witch on her broom 

Gold chandeliers and crystal glass

 Velvet cushions for my big hairy ass 

My ballroom has never been done 

Not by Biden, Barack, Bush 1, or his son

There will be Cokes and vanilla shakes

Burgers and fries and small steaks 

It's my ballroom 

It's going to be beautiful, it will be big 

After my birthday parade they will dig

If they build it they will come

Rob Peter and Paul, add the sum

I am better than all other people 

My minions they are low-level sheeple 

Who'll never set foot in my domain 

They would leave an indelible stain 

My beautiful ballroom just for me

For you, it's a big beautiful fee

I will perform my beautiful dance

and smirk as I pass JD Vance

Twist in place pump my fist

Stop thinking of that Epstein list 

 Caroline with a KKK will revolve 

as America begins to dissolve

on silver shoes and gossamer wings

I am ruler of all Emperor's and Kings 

No one can stop me

No one can stop me

No one will stop me

Dance for me

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