How Will We Know?
Hey, how can we tell if he has all his marbles?
"Happy Memorial Day, ... including the scum."
He mutters, he stutters, he sways as he garbles
How do we know if the media stays mum!
"Children will have two dolls instead of thirty!"
It's the biggest coverup since Melania's face lift.
"... She was so dirty. Every word was filthy, dirty."
"I hate Taylor Swift."
His aides all protect him, the TACO in Chief.
"Tariffs are the greatest things ever invented."
His attention span nil, keep all meetings brief.
How can we prove the orange man's demented!?
"... they're eating the cats!"
"China loving wife, Coco Chow."
Fact check his lies, look at the stats
The S&P, NASDAQ, the DOW
"I've made 200 deals."
"I have concepts of a plan."
He leans on bone spurs as spins his wheels
Oh, how do we stop this wicked man?
"I love Hispanics."
"You don't have the cards."
ICE men cometh as everyone panics
Beware the reckoning, the changing of the guards
Why doesn't he talk about T. Matthew Crooks?
Litigation, lawsuits, over 33 appeals
Are his loyal lemmings about to cook the books?
Wow, his hole in one ear miraculously heals!
"I think I am actually humble."
We don't need a Tapper to tell us he's a nut
The world watches as we stumble
Feel your inner screaming gut.
Global warming "...one of the great scams..."
Just listen to his monologue
He's a dealer in the art of selling flim flams
Cheeto, he's so dirty, a filthy, lying dog.
* First Amendment - free speech

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