How Will We Know?


 

Hey, how can we tell if he has all his marbles?

"Happy Memorial Day, ... including the scum."

He mutters, he stutters, he sways as he garbles 

How do we know if the media stays mum!

"Children will have two dolls instead of thirty!"

It's the biggest coverup since Melania's face lift.

"... She was so dirty. Every word was filthy, dirty."

"I hate Taylor Swift."

His aides all protect him, the TACO in Chief.

"Tariffs are the greatest things ever invented."

His attention span nil, keep all meetings brief.

How can we prove the orange man's demented!?

"... they're eating the cats!"

"China loving wife, Coco Chow."

Fact check his lies, look at the stats

The S&P, NASDAQ, the DOW

"I've made 200 deals."

"I have concepts of a plan."

He leans on bone spurs as spins his wheels

Oh, how do we stop this wicked man?

"I love Hispanics."

"You don't have the cards."

ICE men cometh as everyone panics

Beware the reckoning, the changing of the guards

Why doesn't he talk about T. Matthew Crooks?

Litigation, lawsuits, over 33 appeals

Are his loyal lemmings about to cook the books? 

Wow, his hole in one ear miraculously heals!

"I think I am actually humble."

We don't need a Tapper to tell us he's a nut

The world watches as we stumble

Feel your inner screaming gut.

Global warming "...one of the great scams..."

Just listen to his monologue 

He's a dealer in the art of selling flim flams

Cheeto, he's so dirty, a filthy, lying dog.


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