This Big Fat Piggy

 


Lol, who's surprised by this revelation coming out of a new book by NYTIMES writers, Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan? Trump is a pig. No offense to pigs everywhere, but he is as disgusting as we thought. Word is he just throws his fast food wrappers on the floor for the White House staff to pick up. I was watching Joanna Coles and her Scottish boss who no one understands (the closed captioning is a riot) discussing the book and Trump's manners, which are zilch. They also talk about his bedroom arrangement with Melania. No, they do not share a bedroom. She's never there for one thing, but she does have her own bedroom, apparently the bigger one whilst the orange man litters his room. Coles was concerned about leakage. Not by Trump but by whoever is sharing these secrets with the reporters. They find candy wrappers and even the white house silver amongst the garbage. Oh, his bathroom has carpeting, which is a shame. I was hoping he'd slip and crack his head on the tiled floor, that's if he even showers. I wonder where he throws his used Depends? It's just not surprising how disgusting and disrespectful he is towards others. The DB staff mention former presidents are still fondly regarded and Jenna Bush Hager still is welcomed by the staff. No one speaks fondly of Trump. 

Word in the book is that Karoline Leavitt caught Trump super gluing gold flake to the oval office mantel. As the world burns he's decorating. One person noticed him looking at printouts of trees as he considers adding more foliage around the trailer trash house. 

Dr. John Gartner who is extremely biased claims Trump is the sickest man he's ever seen. Yeah, the guy's over the top, but he has a point. Trump has zero regard for his job. He does not care. It's all about the image. And he's mentally failing.

Dude, just wait, hon, darling, piggy. The image you expect will never ever happen. Even your maga base would prefer to forget you ever existed. You definitely will be written about, but not as you had hoped. And take down the tarp you stupid fool.

You're ugly in so many ways it's truly incredible how you have not yet met Karma. Soon, little piggy, soon. 

* Image is an AI generated recycled slop.

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