No P In The Ool

 


Just a friendly few words of advice - Do not stick your hand into the algae covered reflecting pool. Do not pull anything out of the pool. Reason one: It's an environmental hazard. Reason two: Trump is finding every excuse except for the obvious to blame everyone instead of the real moron- himself.

So now it's going to cost $16 million to clean the mess. The pool has been a problem since it was created in the '20's. Woodrow Wilson was president back then and if you read his bio you'd swear it was Trump's skinny twin. 

Ruh roh. In 2009, Obama and Parks and Recreation tried renovating the pool. They had as much success as Donald, but I don't think anyone was arrested. The pool is a pisser. It is a giant money sucker upper. Another company was hired to add a bubbler, sort of like what you see in fish tanks. Can you guess who got the job? This guy 👇


A major donor to Trump and a fellow felon. My he looks like he'd fit right in with Tony Soprano and crew.

The Atlantic Industrial something something painted the pool. If you check out the website they claim to be a women owned business even though the co-founder is named, Eddie. Another Eddie! Coincidence? I think not. And we all know thugs and thieves like to hide behind a woman, put everything they own in her name, ya know what I'm saying? Bada bing Bada boom.

I've seen some funny memes of who could actually be the culprit vandalizing the pool. Biden, Obama, the dumocrats or if you took the poll, the dumbocrats. I think it was the Eddie club, an antifa gang who roam the streets looking to cause mayhem and vandalize our beautiful DC. Anyone but the Atlantic Industrial something something. 

But nevermind, cankle man is on to more important things like looking at pictures of trees and gluing faux gold in his Versailles. Whilst world leaders worked on important issues, Trump roamed the real Versailles getting decorating ideas. I'm sure we'll see some giant chandeliers hanging in the oval office very soon. He'll also have his image painted on the ceiling. Meh, the hell with those Iranians, am I right?

Two more years, kids. 

And take down the tarp, dummy- or, dumby.


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