Yellow

 


Kristin Cabot was on Oprah's talk show, still trying to play the innocent, claiming she and Andy we're just work friends. Riiiight. I didn't watch the interview. I'm just reading the article linked above (can you see it, Ferrerman?)

If you've lived in a box for the past couple of years, let me bring you up to date. Cabot and her boss, Andy Byron were caught on a Coldplay concert cam canoodling. It became viral because of the couple's response getting caught. Byron tried to duck down while Cabot stood there, hands to mouth, shocked by what was happening. 

On the Oprah chat she mentioned her husband too was in the audience. I wanna know why y'all going to watch Coldplay, but that's another story. Okay, that's a weird thing to mention, but she said they were separated at this point. Maybe so, then why the guilty reaction after the kiss cam shot? Why not question why the jackass co-worker, just friend, is trying to hide? Did she ever look at him and wonder what the fuck he was doing, until it would have dawned on her why he was cowering in the aisle? If they had been just friends as she said, although even my besties don't cuddle like that, why didn't she just wave at the camera? I'm not sure what Byron told her about his marriage. He might have even said the wife had passed and he was a poor lonely widower who needed to hear some Coldplay to feel better. She just wanted to be a good friend and help him get through his grief, even as he stood behind her with a woody. 

Naturally, Byron was still married and as I write this, still married. I'm guessing he did a lot of groveling. How anyone would stay with this loser is beyond me, but not my problem. 

As for Cabot, she's trying to mend a ripped to shreds shirt. Instead of owning up to her part she wants us to believe she was a victim, too. 

I'm baffled really by all of this. Cheating spouses, Coldplay concerts where real people pay money to stand and listen to mediocre music. It's not my world. It's kind of gross actually. Like the Hawk Tuah girl, your time is up, lady. Go lick your wounds and ego and stop trying to defend your actions. Everyone seems to understand what really went on except you. 

Yeah, yeah, that's not Cabot up there. It's a Wayan brother. Here she is... Now, go away. 


*Yellow, probably Coldplay's biggest hit about unconditional love and the yellow pages. 

Comments

ex-ferrer said…
Yes, I see it! I about fell for the Wayan's brother pic (didn't see the movie) and I thought it was one of your AI deals. I also didn't know Oprah had a new show. And further disclosure: I don't know any Coldplay songs. But the boss is most def a scoundrel. She could easily have rode out the news cycle on this, but she certainly wants to extend her infamity, if indeed, that is a word.
March 19, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Maggie said…
Lol. I couldn't help myself. I keep seeing the ad for their movie and thought the resemblance was uncanny. I think the Oprah thing has been going on for a long time. 🤷
March 19, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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