Let Them Eat Tortillas

 


Hey, she's new. New to me. Another maga maha pops up to impart sage advice for those struggling to buy groceries. Brooke Rollins suggest anyone can eat a well balanced meal if only they were creative, like using her suggestion 👇


Yes, one chicken piece, one broccoli floret, one tortilla and another, "thing." All for $3 per meal.

Let's go shopping, shall we ..? (Walmart)

A five pound bag of chicken legs-$5.56

One head of broccoli - $1.95

A ten count bag of tortillas - $1.87

And something else... Hmmm...

One three pound bag of apples - $2.58

Wow! There's even enough left over to make this again! So, five nights a week - one chicken leg, one broccoli floret, one tortilla and an apple. For a family of four that is so doable. Well, I take it back, Brooke Rollins is a genius! Let's see what else we can come up with.

12 count pack of ramen noodles- $3.57

Three pound bag of oranges- $3.57

One 8 oz bag of snap peas- $2.67 cents

Aaaand, one loaf of bread, no butter $1.42


Oh my gahd. This is so doable, people. Forget about breakfast and lunch. We have just been so spoiled thinking food should be an enjoyable experience. No! It's a way to survive, just barely, but forget about those fainting spells or spots before your eyes. It'll pass. Fill your belly with water. Stop being such babies and expect life to be pleasurable. Ha! Life should be tough. It is what makes us stronger, not food. We need to be condescended to. We need to know our place in society. We need to feel the pain. That is what makes us stronger. 

Seething rage does as well. 

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