The Future Mrs. Vance

 


If there were two complete opposites it's Usha and JD Vance. Even the professor who set them up admits they were vastly different. So, why set them up? Why would a woman set up a couple knowing they were oil and vinegar? Let me harken back to when I was youthful and interested in dating. There was a young man who wouldn't leave me the heck alone. I gave him signals like walking away in mid sentence or saying things like, " I'm not interested." "I'm involved with someone else." "I'm moving to the Australian outback." So one evening out with the girls, he shows up. I introduced him to someone I thought more suited to his personality. Fortunately, it was a success and they cohabitated for many years until he found someone else. Yeah, well, it started out pretty good. 

Usha and JD were probably very interested in each other because of their differences. Perhaps JD knew he wasn't going to get anything better. I'm guessing he was always an obnoxious, fat boy. As for Usha, I cannot imagine what the attraction was. And now, after eleven years of marriage we the public get a glimpse on how Vance treats his wife- with disdain and total disrespect. Usha settled. I'm quite sure she knew the man she was marrying. I'm positive he was always a fucking piece of shit who demeans everyone because he thinks he's far more brilliant than anyone he meets. Some women find excuses for their partner's abusive behavior. Some women like being treated like garbage. JD clearly wants out of this marriage, but he's going to make her take the fall for breaking up the union. After all, he's a god fearing Christian while she's a vegetarian.

Dear Usha,

Enough already. You can do better. You're looking rough, my dear. Men don't like it when the looks go, while he can be a fat, smelly couch fucker. It's not too late to kick him to the curb. Kick him hard. Throw him out on trash day, along with the sofa and loveseat. That wasn't the dog, Usha. Anyway, just from one woman to another. Otherwise, live with your choice as a life long partner. Life. Long. Partner.

Sincerely,

A single, happy tolerant woman

Update: Holy Moly,  I think I've solved the riddle. JD has taken a liking to the widow Kirk. How long has it been, two months? Frickety frack, I think it's the reason Vance has been pushing Usha away. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🙆

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