SLAPP
*This is law speak for dummies. What is a SLAPP? In dummy terms it's a frivolous lawsuit created to threaten and intimidate someone breathing down your neck. Trump is king of the lawsuits. He absolutely loves them. Was it his idea to have his concubine go after Michael Wolff? More than likely. Melania doesn't seem the type to get out of her coffin unless summoned by "Donowd."
Oops. You poked the wrong person, Melania. One thing we can truthfully say about Trump's lawyers. They are terrible, the worst, the dumbest, most corrupt and lacking of any ethics or morals. That's a lot of lawyers, but in this case you'd think a powerful man, the leader of a whatever this is right now could hire the best. I'm sure he has tried. They want nothing to do with him so he is relegated to pick among the bottom of the barrel. Apparently, Melania has learned the same tactic as her pimp, the orange man and has threatened to sue Michael Wolff which is backfiring. Bigly. Wolff has been claiming Melania was very much involved with Jeffrey Epstein and his shenanigans. She told him he better shut up. Wolff doesn't like to be told to shut up and in fact, watching him on The Daily Beast podcasts, he rarely shuts up. I can see why people don't warm up to Wolff. He can be rude and dismissive. He's also nosey and intelligent which makes for a good reporter. He's now suing Melania for $1 billion. Haha. He'll never get that, but that wasn't his plan. Now that she has opened the Pandora's box, he can subpoena her and get a hold of certain papers, like an Epstein list, perhaps? Naturally, Trump and his boobs will delay this as long as possible. I don't know legally how Wolff can step up the process. I'm sure we'll have a new ballroom by then. Trump hopefully will be dead. Melania will marry another ugly, aging billionaire and sell her wares to whoever's willing, although she's far too old for most men with big money. They like them young. Very young. They have the money to pay people to shut up and to shut others up. Not this time.
I hope Wolff's lawyer advised him to hire some bodyguards and stay away from windows. Trump's modus operandi is to sue. It's his second favorite thing to do after decorating. Stay tuned, kids.
I must add allegedly to everything written above. I don't want to be slapped.

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