Find Your Psychic Soulmate

 

Why do people fall for this? Why!? It's a scam! I've seen these ads on YouTube and scroll right on by. But I made the mistake of entering the dark place-The Daily Mail, where nothing is real or true, but I like to see what the trolls are writing. I hate Maureen Callahan with all my being. She's the epitome of a paid hoor who will say anything for a dollar. She claims to hate Meghan Markle but I think she really wants to have coitus with her. She's obsessed. Anyway, back to finding the person of your dreams via an artificially generated drawing. But look, this woman found her man! Wow. He looks exactly li... Uh, noooo. He has a beard. Wow, exactly the same!

If you've been around the block you'll remember Miss Cleo, who showed up late at night on the telly, inviting you to call her because she can tell you your future. For a price, of course. 

Psychics were all over the place on talk shows. Some even had their own show, like, John Edward and Theresa Caputo. I do remember when Anderson Cooper had a short lived daytime talk show. He had Theresa Caputo on, who is still in the business of fraud. The audience watched as she felt the vibrations and listened for the dead to speak to her. She begins, "I see a young man. His first name begins with a C. Oh, he's very sad. He's standing by a balcony as he looks back at his mother whose name begins with a G. He has a brother... Andy, Andrew... He says he loves you, An, And... Does anyone here know this sad young man?" 

The room was silent. Everyone knew she was talking about Cooper's brother, Carter who jumped off their apartment balcony whilst Gloria Vanderbilt witnessed it. As everyone in the audience squirmed, Anderson finally spoke up and told her she was a fraud. She claimed she knew nothing of Cooper's past. 

To me, these people are the lowest of low. They live off human grief. Most of these con artists claim it makes people happy so it's a worthy service to provide people with a sense of peace. 

Vulnerable people are scammed every day. Facebook is a haven for Nigerian conmen who befriend elderly women and steal every penny they have, just because these women are so lonely, one kind word will melt their hearts and open their bank accounts. I've had a few of these assholes try to insinuate themselves into my life and purse. The story is usually the same. They work on some barge in a foreign land and cannot leave or use their own money, blah, blah, blah. Honestly, I don't really feel bad for the women who are scammed because they only need to read on occasion and to be brutally honest, they need to look in a mirror. 

Far be it from me to tell you how to spend your money, even it it's all a con. Just know, it's 👏a👏con👏.

*I'm paraphrasing Caputo's psychic visit with Carter, but it's close and so disturbing she had the gall to go there. I also have to say, allegedly, she's a fraud. 👏👏👏