E Jean Claims Donald Stinks

 


Ewww. I've heard the rumors but passed it off as the left getting some kicks in Trump's backside, but according to E Jean Carroll,  the orange man really does smell awful. She says it a combination of cologne and sewage. What!? As much as I despise the cretin he seemed to take care with his grooming habits. Is he not wiping properly? Is he avoiding showers? Does he wear Depends? Again- ewww. Who should be the one to tell him he stinks? Melania would be the first choice but she's just the hired help. She has no say regarding his hygiene. Then who? Stephen Miller wafts in the odor of sewage, rotting flesh and mummified bodies. He's happiest when he can be near his own kind. JD? I doubt he can smell anything. In fact he looks to be a smelly fellow as well. Growing up in Appalachia, bathing was once a week using a bowl and a stub of lye soap. A wash behind the ears and he was set for the week. There's Barron. We don't know if he can actually communicate but I once heard Trump mention Barron yelled at him to fuck off when he was playing a war game on the computer. I can see him shouting, "You stink you old fart! Give me money and get out of my room!" Naturally the old man would laugh it off. "Kids."

Maybe Donald has a farting issue. Silent but deadly blasters that kill anyone standing behind him. I think that's why he dances to and fro. He's trying to dissipate the vapors. 

Anyway, I can't unring that bell, unclog that swamp. Every time I see him I will wonder and look at anyone standing within his oderous circle. Damn. You dumb Magas, this is what you voted for- a stinking, rotting, farting, brain addled, narcissistic bone head. If that ballroom is ever built and he gets to do the Donny shuffle, look out ladies, you're in for a real treat. I think his cologne is called, 'Karma.'

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ex-ferrer said…
I watched "American Hustle" last night. Jennifer Lawrence had a nail polish she liked that smelled like perfume and garbage. Something like that.
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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