It's Not Me. It's You

 


Gosh, I don't want to jinx the left's good fortune, or the right's misfortune but it's good to see Ryan Walters is resigning as school superintendent of Oklahoma. I'm not sure what the last straw was for everyone - perhaps the fact that everyone hated him. Now, let's hope they hire someone who's really interested in finding real solutions to help kids learn in the game of life. Keep the bibles in church and at home.

Stephen Colbert solved the mystery of the escalator that refused to move for Trump. Oh my gosh, Karoline had a conniption fit, warning the culprits who sabotaged the orange man will pay dearly. Seems it may have been his own videographer who tripped a safety mechanism. Then his teleprompter wasn't working so he winged it by telling everyone they sucked and he alone was awesome. Now it is official. Trump is an idiot. That's not exactly good news but you can't unring that bell. 

And what happened to his bromance with Putin? The Russian despot has ghosted Trump. Donald never understand it was a one sided love affair. I think he finally realized he was being used. How does it feel, cankle man?

Y'all know some guy who tried to kill Trump was found guilty and then tried to leave this earth by stabbing himself with a pen? Hardly got a blip. So many massacrees, so little interest. 

Enjoy your next twenty four hours. Why does that sound so menacing? Have a good day!

Comments

ex-ferrer said…
Was that the Florida guy at the golf course? I saw a YT last night trying to link him to the Crooks kid and both to "the deep state swamp" and foreign actors. Yeesh. But I was wondering what happened to Florida man because he really didn't do anything but possess a gun near the president. Yet Trump counts it as an assassination attempt.
September 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Maggie said…
Yeah, he's in the slammer, tried and convicted with nary a peep.
September 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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