Catch A Tig...Oops

 


Reporter: "Can you tell us your side of the story?"

Tiger: "Grrrrrrrrowlll."

Reporter: "So you really didn't mean to kill him even though you're a wild animal, a predator. It was just an accident, right? We know you loved him so much."

Tiger: "Rooooowwwwrrrrr."

Reporter: "It's okay, we know you miss him and you wish your love bites weren't so deeply painful. Maybe we can find you another friend to play with and love you just like Ryan did. Don't be sad."

Tiger: "....". (((salivating)))

*I saw the headline of this story and had to read it. I know I should feel bad when people who are mauled or killed by a wild animal they consider a pet or a tamed animal. They truly believe a wild animal will shut down all instinct to hunt and kill. I feel bad for the animal who has to deal with stupid human behavior, people who constantly place human emotions on to animals, especially wild ones. My instinct is to throw up on the shady (according to Wikipedia) biologist who claims play time got a little rough and the tiger surely didn't mean to bite so hard. Why the hell should anyone be playing with a predatory animal? I'm sure the GoFundMe started will bring money because people eat this shit up. And now the animal may be euthanized because of stupid, fucking people. It sure would be mean of me to write, fafo. Sure would. 

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