Prove You Are A H∆maπ

 


Can you tell if this is AI generated? This guy could.

Honestly, I don't have a clue how I would use the chat app generator thingy. As Evan Edinger explains how to easily determine whether you are reading a robot or a human I was still sure I wouldn't be able to tell the difference unless it was blatantly weird or didn't make sense. I recently read a blog post I have my suspicions about. I might go back just to test the YouTuber's tutorial to try and prove my suspicions.

Here are some red flags according to Edinger...

He doesn't mention ellipses which I use... a lot. He does note if you see the em dash, you are most likely looking at a fake. The em dash? I use hyphens, but the em dash is longer and requires some computer wizardry to bring forth. 

Maybe I am a robot. There is a funny short story on YouTube where a woman has to click on a captcha to prove she's human. She continues to incorrectly hit the required squares, thereby proving she is a robot. I have given up on those squares on occasion because I couldn't see the stupid train or truck. But, I have proof I'm human. I'm terrible at following the rules for English composition! 😀

Using emojis. 😳 Uh-oh. I use them. I realize real writers hate them and would scoff at my amateur attempts. But, hey, I am amateur and I like visuals. I still write good. 🥸

Lots of filler words. Yeah, no worries there. I use the same words. I can go back to a post I wrote on my blog in 2009 and realize my vocabulary has not grown in sixteen years. Damn, sixteen years!

AI generated writing is impersonal. There are no stories about something you have done that connects you to whatever you're writing about. I can tell you I'm personally using AI when I google for information. Gotta be careful, though, sometimes, they are so very wrong. Don't take medical advice from AI. 

There's a bunch of other flags Edinger notes, but it doesn't really help me. I rarely question whether what I'm reading is human or computer generated. And, does it matter? Careful. I'm playing devil's advocate here. If a robot can write a terrific story, what's the harm? 🤷

Anyway, you won't see any AI generated posts, or chat gpt, here. It's all me. I still would like to try it one day, but I would warn you in advance. I still have to find out how to get there, or if I want to go there. It's the black market for lazy politicians and marketers. Unfortunately, it's also where teachers and students stealthily slink into. For shame. 🫵

So, rest assured dear readers, what you see is me. Ha, as if I had to remind you. I've been accused of dangling modifiers and ending sentences with a preposition. Whatevs. This is real. I'm real, flaws and all.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

An Empty Vessel

Image
He fills his head with Bible quotes  to silence the storm inside  An empty, hollow shell he mimics in disguise  You were not wanted You were unplanned  You are a nothing You have no stand  He bows his head and speaks in tongues  to still the flames of rage the pretender, fake, the fraud  hiding in plain sight You were a mistake  A thirty minute accident  a constant regretful memory  who seeks reason to breathe  from holy ghosts  and devils in red ties  the more you take the lesser man you are smoke and mirrors a shifting shape unseen  You are a mistake  You know it well A fake, a fraud, a lie. *Yes, I'm thinking of a certain someone we know.
Read more

Denver, Dover, Dever

Image
  OMG! Kelly Denver, I mean Dover, no, Dever was on the stand in the Karen Read Trial. Holy Moly!  In 2023, she wrote a statement claiming she saw two Canton police officers who were in the sallyport "for a wildly long time." where Karen Read's SUV had been towed. Now Devers, who gets snippy if her name is mispronounced, says that was all a false memory. She now says she wasn't even working at the time the SUV was brought in. Taking the stand on Monday, she accused the defense of angrily confronting her after learning she had changed her testimony, then Dever's states they threatened to charge her with perjury. She said she went to the FBI to make a complaint. Alan Jackson, the defense attorney asks, "Do you have a report?" Naturally, she did not, because she made no such report.  Of all the people who have pissed me off, and there is a long list, she is by far the worst. She is a cop whose recall of events is crucial. She is hostile and a terrible liar....
Read more

FAFO Literally

Image
   Gosh, well isn't that generous. $5,000.  I'm gonna go out right now and find me an Elon, ready to spare some sperm and have me some babies. I'll be rich! Oh, wait... Ooh, that's gonna put a dent in my FA for the cause. Let's see... $5,000 - $2,854 = $2,146 left for me to... Oh, wait... Hmm... so, $70 x 12 = $840, which leaves me with $1,306. So, I will need a bassinet, crib, some bedding, burpy towels, baby wipes, baby bottles, formula, breast pump, room monitor, pediatrician, onesies, uh ... I need to work! Who's going to care for my baby while I'm gone!? I'm so tired. I can't do this. The government has shut down all assistance. What am I going to do with a baby!? I think I'll go have a glass of wine with my peeps instead. *All information Googled.
Read more