One Fuck Given

 

Ooh, he went there. Everyone is shocked the orange man said the word out loud. Ok. We know they all say it. Nixon was a walking, talking potty mouth. I honestly can't imagine Barack Obama saying it, but I'm sure he had his moments. 

Trump is angry. His plan didn't work. But now I have to try and comprehend what the actual plan was. I'm confused. First of all - when did Iran become a problem? I realize we are mortal enemies. Apparently Bibi hates them, too. Bibi hates everybody. Forgive me for not keeping track of the political goings on in other countries. I have enough problems trying to make sense of what's happening here.

So, Trump has claimed way back when that he will end the wars, all the wars in twenty four hours. Instead, we may be on the brink of a nuclear catastrophe, brought on by the faux peacemaker himself. I don't know how he expects a Nobel prize when he bombs empty lots of dirt and cement. Do you think it has finally dawned on him that people actually don't believe everything that comes out of his mouth? Just saying we have peace whilst Israel's Iron Dome deflects Iranian missiles is hard to ignore.

He's angry his plot didn't work, whatever the hell it was.

He's angry his Nobel prize nomination was rescinded. 

He's angry his numbers in the polls are negative two and dropping.

He's probably angry Marjorie Taylor Greene keeps stopping by to give him the finger. 

He's angry at every woman, liberal, conservative, breathing woman because he's a misogynistic rapist whose past just won't go away.

He's angry he doesn't have Elon fawning all over him.

He's angry because "Weird Stephen" as he likes to call weird Stephen, is calling the shots. 

He's angry he has to use a catheter with pee bags behind his calves. 

He's angry there are over 300 active lawsuits  pending. Trump loves lawsuits, but he likes to be on the serving side. 

He's an angry man, a reckless and dangerous man. His once faithful bootlickers are defecting. His brilliant departments of cosplaying ICE agents and head gnome are out of money. 

Nothing is going his way! Not that he had any real plans. That's why his lackeys are there, so he can play big, important VIP while sitting on his gold throne texting very important tweets, play golf, redecorate the White House lawn ( now pavement) be admired and respected.

It just isn't going the way he thought it would. He doesn't understand his role. He cannot understand his role. He's a soulless, empty, hollow, lazy con man.