I Dreamed A Dream
🎤: "Sir, sir, what are your thoughts about Les Miserables?"
🍊: "Oh, good, very good. Good songs."
🎤: "Can you expand? Did you have a favorite part?"
🍊: "The women were beautiful, very beautiful. Good singing."
🎤: "Why do you think Inspector Javert was so intent on destroying Jean Valjean?"
🍊: "Well, he was a very bad man, nasty, he wasn't nice to women and he cheated, a very bad man."
🎤: "Does this musical remind you of anything or anyone?"
🍊: "Oh, yes. It reminds me of when I met Melania. She only had a few clothes which barely covered her. I didn't understand her at all, but she looked hot. Not like Ivanka hot, but, ok. I took her out of the poor house."
🎤: "Did the French resistors instill some empathy for their plight from you? Were you reminded of the atrocities being committed by masked men who shoot reporters with rubber bullets, who arrest American citizens in Los Angeles? Do you take any...?"
🍊: "You're nasty, a nasty man. What is your name? Arrest this scum!"
🎤: "You have a wet stain on your pants."
🍊: "Get back here! Get him! I will get you if it takes my last dying breath!"
🎤🎤: "Did you enjoy the musical, sir?" What about when the leopard came out at night and ate some faces? Did you like that? What about the one doll the wretched waif had? Did that remind you of anything?"
🍊 "What musical? Where's Ivana? Why am I wet?"
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