Doorknobs, Dingos And Dipshits

 

 Yes, they look perfectly innocent, but in all fairness, being charged with cutting down a beloved 200 year old tree might make people want to hurt you. 

I want to know...

Why? 

Update: 4/30. Jury was shown a video of tree being chainsawed from the phone of one of the accused.

As for the why. The prosecutor alleges it was just for the attention. 

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This is sad. It's one of those moral of the stories where I'd never like to face. 

A bag of money, $300,000 worth, fell off a Brinks truck. Dozens of people scooped up the cash and ran. It happened April 22nd. As far as I know, no one has returned any money.

I know. Times are tough, but you're a thief. 

My question....

Can you live with that?

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Valerie the dachshund has been found after 529 days of being on the loose on Kangaroo Island, where she managed not to be killed by kangaroos, giant spiders, poisonous snakes, crocodiles, dingos and falling koala bears.


Now she must be reintroduced to her human parents.

I hope it's a happy ending.

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Here's one complaint I have about Bluesky users. Stop sharing posts from the twisted Twitter! I don't give a fuck what those morons have to say!

Example...


Ok, let's begin.

So far, a judge has been arrested. People of color in history are being deleted. American citizens are being sent to gulags. A man with a worm in his brain is going after people with Autism. The stock market is a roller coaster, wiping out investors savings. Eggs are not cheaper. The ports are empty with no incoming supplies. Criminals are being pardoned. Veterans are committing suicide at an all time high. Children are dying because the government will no longer protect them from imbecile parents who refuse to vaccinate them.

I can go on.

This is two days away from the 100th day Herr Trump has been the ringleader of the circus with the most inexperienced walking garbage bins.


But let's end this on a lighter note...




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