The Party of Pervs

 


There he is. The new poster boy for the Reich wing red hatters. Justin Eichorn. Husband, father of four, and a pervert (allegedly) who thought he was meeting up with a sixteen year old girl. Instead, he gets a mugshot in the hall of Republican party shame. 

 Look at him up there. So pitiful. Not the guy who was accusing liberals of becoming unglued Trump obsessed maniacs. He wanted us to be put away.

 Is it even shocking anymore? 

 So now the professional damage controllers will swoop in and tell him what to say to the public. 

"I've been under a great deal of stress, lately. I am not that person they accuse me of being. I'm a husband, dad, a good neighbor. My family and I would like some privacy during this time. Please, respect our wishes. The truth will come out. I can say nothing more. God bless you."

 Then something will be said about forgiveness and that his loving wife will stand by him. Blah, blah, blah.

 It's the party of perverts who knowingly and willingly choose the red side to hide behind who they really are. Rapists, sexual predators, wife beaters, cheaters, liars and thieves.


Comments

Anonymous said…
It seems like there's a new one every week and always Xtian/republican and never a drag queen.
March 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Maggie said…
I was going to include a list but it's long and so depressing.
March 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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