This For That


 Yeah, I get it. I understand why men feel as if they're being used, because a lot of times they are. Quid pro quo. As long as everyone understands the dynamics, it's their business. 

Kimberly Guilfoyle messed up. Or, her pid-gee-own did. He got angry when Guilfoyle didn't come through with her part of the deal, which was to garner favors from cankle man. He should have known Guilfoyle wasn't in the loop anymore. Why the heck do you think Trump banished her to Greece, although Greece is quite lovely, but for  women, not so much. Hey, she was doing ok, except for that $100,000 credit card debt. $100,000!! I'm still shaking my head over a $6 loaf of cardboard bread and she's wracking up this kind of debt. This was just one card. Even I had three or four being used simultaneously back in the day. You can buy some really nice things with that amount of money if you live like I do. If you live like Kimberly, that card is screaming, "STOP!". It looks like she likes pretty clothes and lots of jewelry. I don't know what her teeth cleaning bill is but it has to be in the thousands for each visit. Plus, the maga-fying upkeep. I bet she smells real purty. But, even she has to pay her bills, or try to load it off on someone else. I will say, the red side certainly has its share of millionaires. I wonder how they got all their assets? Yeah, we all know how- by trying to make deals like this. You pay my Grindr bill, I get you to see the Fixer. Anyway, Kimberly found who she thought would be her savior and he was going for it at first.

"Honey, pay my bill and I'll get you into the inner circle, babes." 

I'm sure the pigeon's wife didn't appreciate the cozy familiarity. She shouldn't worry, a con man knows when he's being conned.

The problem once again - Guilfoyle wasn't in the inner circle. Even when she was dating Donny Jr., she was the outsider who the family talked about at get togethers, although I don't think the Trump's ever got together. She was weird even by Trump standards. I think the orange man's first choice was to send her off to Siberia. But why keep her on in any capacity? Gee, I can only assume. (((sniff sniff))) The girl has a big mouth- literally and figuratively. 

So now everyone knows her little problem even when she warned her targeted benefactor to keep it on the down low. That's why Trump likes to use the phone. No evidence. 

Poor Kimberly. Her goose is cooked. No one is going near that hot mess. Maybe one of her exes will feel sorry for her and pay her bills. I think she better start boning up on the Cyrillic alphabet.

"Igor, babes, I need a few billion rubles. I let you meet my dentist..."


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