Sunday Stupids

 


Ah, Sunday. My least favorite day of the week. As a child it meant getting ready for school. For me that meant putting on my Teflon exterior. And sometimes it meant having to go to church, if Mom felt guilty enough, although she never went. I think our dad drove us and sat outside or probably waited at the local bar while the five of us squirmed in itchy dresses and sat on hard pews. 

Sunday was also football. It's still about football, which brings me to the topic of this post. I don't pay much attention to the sport anymore, never watch it. But I can't help noticing the story about Jalen Hurts and his blood clot. Seems he got hit in the leg awhile back and blood clots formed and moved up into dangerous territory. He's now on blood thinners and is out three months which is pretty much football season. I'm not sure what the big deal is here except other players like Aaron Rodgers are coming out blaming the medical staff for Hurts hurt. Rodgers said it wasn't surprising the staff missed the seriousness of the hit. Rodgers does a lot of whining lately. 

I say, shut the hell up, all of youse.

You chose a profession where you get hit. You get paid loads of money to bonk other men in their sensitive areas. You are likely to end up with brain damage and America loves it. 

If y'all haven't noticed, we're fucking weird in this country. We are proud we work 40-60 hours a week, with an annual two week vacation. We love going into debt with hospital bills and school tuition. We Love It because we are special! We are obese, dumb, violent, in debt Americans who are being held hostage by our own regime and we still have time to watch men on a field run with a ball and cheer our hearts out. And it's big, big news when something so very fucking predictable should happen.

"Oh, my gahd, he got hurt! It's the medical staff's fault!"

And now there will be an investigation into how this could have happened.

Damn, we are truly one fucking stupid nation. 

* I'm going to use my drawing of my favorite dumb blonde, Sydney Sweeney, who is the epitome of sports. Nah, she just has giant tits, another thing we love in America. 

Comments

Berthold Gambrel said…
Sydney Sweeney just looks SO dumb and vapid... are my fellow men so shallow they can't tear their eyes away from her chest to notice this?

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