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PSA    "Let's be clear." Stop the fuck starting your viewpoint with those three words. I am seeing it all the time now, by politicians, especially. You give the implication you think your audience is stupid and needs a reminder to pay attention. It adds nothing to the relevance of whatever point you are trying to make. It makes you look like a bully boss. Some of my favorite people are using this phrase and it breaks my heart.  Just stop, please.  And now back to our regular scheduled program... Who is shocked Jeff Bezos caved as fast as he did?  No one? I'm shocked he even considered listing the tariff costs to consumers.  People are angry Bezos is exactly who he always was and now insist a boycott. No. You tear that band aid off and end your relationship forever. I deleted my account, yet, I'm still getting notices from them about sales. Apparently, Amazon is like the creepy boyfriend who refuses to believe it's over. There are many, many other options wh...

 

  " Whoo boy, you are scary! You really told Trump off. Wow. Thanks, Chuck. I feel so much better knowing you really put your foot down. Btw, what were those eight questions? " 1) Do you watch, 'The Sopranos'? Asking for a friend. He thinks you might be running the country based on the character, Tony Soprano. 2) Does Melania shop for you? That blue suit was tre magnifique. 3) Is Barron a robot? 4) Can you get me tickets to Othello, starring Jake Gyllenhaal? Iris loves him, but they're really expensive.  5) What does Elon smell like? I'm guessing Oud Bleu. 6) Look, can you throw me a bone, here? We gotta please the tax payers. Give them a holiday or a couple of coupons to Target.  7) Who's your eye doctor? My eye is looking a little wonky. 8) Do you have Caroline's phone number? She's hot. She likes old, flaccid white men.  Let's be clear, I'm just a mouthpiece ready to retire. I don't give a shit about this country. We're moving to...

   This is a weird day. What the fuck is going on with Caroline with a KKK, and Amazon!? Leavitt claimed Amazon is going to post the tariff costs to consumers on their site. She then threatened them with voodoo hoodoo bullshit. So, I'm thinking, "Really, Bezos, the billionaire is going to do that? Well, maybe he has balls after all." Nope. False alarm. Amazon has no intention of being honest with consumers. Apparently someone thought about doing that with their Temu like shit line, Haul, but that was immediately squashed. Have you been on Haul? It reminds me of walking into creepy dollar stores, with their cheap garbage trinkets still in boxes, waiting to be shelved by staff who look like their ready to quit that very minute. I am so fucking pissed on top of that! Due to the regime's intent to make voting as difficult as possible for women and those unfortunate souls who get paid the minimum wage, I decided to get a copy of my marriage certificate online. Hey, $10 for...

   Yes, they look perfectly innocent, but in all fairness, being charged with cutting down a beloved 200 year old tree might make people want to hurt you.  I want to know... Why?  Update: 4/30. Jury was shown a video of tree being chainsawed from the phone of one of the accused. As for the why. The prosecutor alleges it was just for the attention.  ****** This is sad. It's one of those moral of the stories where I'd never like to face.  A bag of money, $300,000 worth, fell off a Brinks truck. Dozens of people scooped up the cash and ran. It happened April 22nd. As far as I know, no one has returned any money. I know. Times are tough, but you're a thief.  My question.... Can you live with that? ****** Valerie the dachshund has been found after 529 days of being on the loose on Kangaroo Island, where she managed not to be killed by kangaroos, giant spiders, poisonous snakes, crocodiles, dingos and falling koala bears. Now she must be reintroduced to h...

   I had to look up what an echo chamber meant in regards to social media. Is this Bluesky? I'm going to say, probably. I haven't been on the site very long, but I do notice the repetitive rhetoric going on. I've seen a few pushbacks where someone (me) might have a difference of opinion and get completely shut down or blocked. I'm not a sociable person so I don't rely on validation from others, but I see it is important to people to be accepted by like minded individuals. The starter packs make me run the other way. Ick. I don't think I will fall into any propagandist gibberish because I'm too cynical, probably to a fault. In these dark days I consider that an asset, not a liability. But, it's hard to make any lasting connections with that attitude. I joined because I wanted to be around people who do not accept the Trump regime. If I wanted to argue with MAGAS I'd go over to The Daily Mail. I don't want to argue but I don't like it when fals...

 And now we are going to do some myth busting, such as, you should never start a sentence with a conjunction. I did! And you can, too. There are a few things I was taught in school which have been proven to be big fat lies . Parents with brown eyes cannot make blue eyed babies. Lie. Your blood is blue, then turns red when it is exposed to oxygen. Lie. Black holes do not exist. Lie! I remember Sister Spumoni reassuring us they did not exist. They do, you lying $##&_+!! I was terrified of black holes. I still don't care for the idea they exist, but now I know to avoid them. I still don't know the real truth about the day Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back of the bus. Was it planned, or, was it just because she decided to finally say, no! I don't know! However it began, the impact was powerful. So don't ever say protests don't work. Hear that Tesla, Target, and Amazon? Tornadoes don't go into cities or near mountains. Big, fat lie! They can and they do. Augu...

   I was just going to mention the latest update regarding Kristi Noem and her stolen bag. We all knew it was an illegal immigrant who would be blamed. Now I'm wondering if there even was a purse?  But then I saw this... do you ever Google for something and get this? At first I thought, wow, that's weird, but funny. But then I thought, no, that's the GOP. 

   I don't know where these people came from. All of a sudden the courts are filled with people who say they aren't who they look like and have a right to travel without any interference from the law. Is there a school they attended where they are taught to be as obtuse and confusing as possible while using lawyerly jargon?  It is maddening to watch these morons make a mockery of the judicial system. Unfortunately, most judges try to be patient because they don't want to be seen as being partial, yet these dumbasses continue to waste the court's time with their frivolous nonsense.  I just watched a man on YouTube, who was charged with some motor vehicle misdemeanor which would have probably involved a $50 fine. Instead, he now has to face a jury, and was held in contempt three times at a cost of $100 each.  Apparently they don't like being told what to do, especially by the government. They are usually poor and uneducated. They struggle to live in a society of ...

   Is it over? As a nonbeliever in the god cult, I am frustrated by the amount of attention one man receives for continuing the indoctrination into the cult. Almost every world leader was there to say their goodbyes.  The clown wore a blue suit and appeared to be sleeping at times, although, I think it's just an old man pose. They slump and drool. Wonder if Sleepy Joe kept his eyes open? And everyone lied about the seating arrangement. Trump had a front row seat. One thing regarding the orange man and Zelensky...it seems Trump is finally realizing Putin is not his buddy. There is no bromance.  Back to the funeral... They suck. When I've had the misfortune of attending one, the minute I enter the funeral parlor, a weird sensation overwhelms me. Of course it could be the dead body front and center that throws me off.  The last funeral I attended was for my sister's son, who died in his sleep. He suffered from sleep apnea. He used a machine during the night to help...

   "Hey, man, let me buy you a beer! Today was a good day. Can you believe those dresses? It looked like a moving train of cupcakes." "Yeah, we did alright. I caught a few running out the back of the church but we managed to zip tie them all. Hey, I can't stay long. It's Angie's twelfth birthday party tonight. I just wanted to see if we're on the same page about the, you know, the little one..." "No worries, John. You did what you had to do. You can't break up the family, am I right? Look, she's better off with her own people. No one needs to know she was an American. Who's gonna complain- her? She's two years old. Dad will keep his mouth shut. Jay made it clear to him if he opened his mouth. Relax, bro." "Okay, good. I'm just keep seeing her face, how she screamed. I can't stop seeing that." "Man, stop it. It's their fault. They don't belong here. We're only doing our job. That's wha...

   Back in the day my Dad would bring home promotional product samples he was supposed to be sticking in mailboxes along his route. I'm pretty sure he was committing a crime, but I was a kid. I didn't know.  He once handed me a jar of Noxema and told me I should wash my face with that. Um, okay. Like I said, I was a kid, with healthy kid skin. But if Dad said I should try it, sure. Dad wasn't a gift giver so I felt I had to use it to show my appreciation, and, just in case he brought home something really cool, like chocolate or a Beatles record, he'd remember I was the grateful daughter. I stood before the mirror in our tiny bathroom and opened the jar. It had a strong, medicinal odor to it and looked like the school paste my cousin like to eat while watching Saturday cartoons. I scraped a big lump of the paste and slathered it on my face. It had a bit of a burn to it, but I rubbed it in then rinsed it off and admired the reddish hue on my cheeks. Boys loved girls with...

 Judge Hannah Dugan . Say her name.  Judge Dugan was arrested today by the FBI. She was charged with two counts of obstruction and concealment. When the Nazi regime came looking for a certain undocumented individual, Judge Dugan pointed them in another direction. Unfortunately, the individual was soon caught and is probably already on a plane to the gulag. We need more Judge Dugans and less Tiffany Hawleys who will gladly sign her pledge to the regime stating they will eliminate all diversity in order to keep the funds rolling in. You don't discriminate? So, then why sign all those papers saying you will eliminate diversity, equity and inclusion? Oh right, in your defense, you state everyone is included already. It's a fair playing field.  The young student who wakes up every morning in a warm bed with clean sheets, who takes a long relaxing shower, has fruit, yogurt and juice for breakfast, then waits for the car pool to take him off to school. He pulls out his laptop, ...

   Before my sleepless nights during this Trump regime, I had many, many nights staying up late, watching live streaming videos of Ukraine being bombarded with missiles as the skies were blackened with smoke from burning buildings.  We watched as men who would be conscripted to fight Russian soldiers left en masse, hoping to one day come back home. If ever there was a David and Goliath story in real time it is the evil Putin against a man who once supported his family as a comedian, who was just an every day citizen. Zelensky became our hero when he was offered the chance to leave Ukraine and scoffed at the idea.  Now we have the orange clown butting in, claiming he'll fix it all, if only Volodymyr Zelensky will cave in and hand over Ukrainian land, a sacrifice made in good faith for making Vladimir have to go in there to weed out those nasty Nazis who were destroying Ukraine. Putin assumed he'd have the city of Kyiv in three days. It has now been three years and cou...

Baby, can you hear me, It is me Whiskeyleaks. I do not deserve this, Although my  breath truly reeks. Honey, can you see me, I swear  It's only water. You're seeing things, babe, I do not  Tipple nor totter. Darling, you must  believe me, She is such a liar They might  look like me, but I deny I did sire. To clear up my head I need time jussh to think. I schwear to yous I'm nosh hiding a Girl or a drink. Lishen here Blondie Get off  my bad backkkk You're jush a number Tickling my Purple ball sack. I goshto go, shweets, I know   I have sinned. One more for the  road, I'm three  sheets to the wind. *A private chat everyone was in on. **Free image from Pixabay     

   Gosh, well isn't that generous. $5,000.  I'm gonna go out right now and find me an Elon, ready to spare some sperm and have me some babies. I'll be rich! Oh, wait... Ooh, that's gonna put a dent in my FA for the cause. Let's see... $5,000 - $2,854 = $2,146 left for me to... Oh, wait... Hmm... so, $70 x 12 = $840, which leaves me with $1,306. So, I will need a bassinet, crib, some bedding, burpy towels, baby wipes, baby bottles, formula, breast pump, room monitor, pediatrician, onesies, uh ... I need to work! Who's going to care for my baby while I'm gone!? I'm so tired. I can't do this. The government has shut down all assistance. What am I going to do with a baby!? I think I'll go have a glass of wine with my peeps instead. *All information Googled.

   Today was not a good day. The overload of seeing the worst of the worst in humans has gotten to me.  Why is Tim Pool in the press room, and why is any fucking person with any ounce of integrity sitting in that room!? It is absolutely sickening to witness the charade. Stop. Just stop enabling these ugly inhumane pieces of garbage. People don't even hide their hate anymore. They post it on Facebook, like this sorry example of a human being-Tyler Chambers, who posted a picture of an African American, nine year old girl, standing at his door. He said if he had been home he would have shot her. After some backlash he deleted his accounts.  No. Not enough. Not nearly enough. He needs to be arrested and sent away for a very long time. This is because one man has emboldened these vile shits to spew such unbelievable venom. I'm truly at a very low point. I sometimes wonder if my initial idea after November 5th to figuratively hide my head in the sand for the next four yea...

 I'm not sure Earth Day is getting its fifteen minutes this year. People are concerned, and rightfully so, about how to pay bills, buy groceries and live in a dystopian society. But, we can't do any of it without Earth. Do you ever consider how absolutely astonishing this planet is? We need just the right amount of gases to breath. Any slight variation and we wouldn't be here. Water, sun, bees and trees, glorious, beautiful trees. One of my favorite places to walk is the cemetery. It's quiet. There are flowers and grass and trees and dead bodies, everywhere.  Cemeteries take up a lot of space. The unalive are down there, six feet under, inside metal and wood caskets. No worries, though, the formaldehyde will keep the juices and guts intact for years and years. I think it's time we reconsider what we do with our remains. There have been some great options over the last few decades such as green burials. My sister and her husband are planning to be buried sans embalmi...

   Now why would a person have $3,000 cash in their possession these days, unless they were dealing/buying drugs, hiring a hit man, bribery, paying a kidnapper...? Why Kristi? It's very odd. If I carried a purse, which I haven't in five years, there would be two nickels stuck together, along with old tissue and a forgotten phone number. I haven't used paper money in years.  Whaddya up to, lady? ********* I had a good Easter Sunday, even though I'm highly cynical of the rising Jesus bit. Sounds like David Blaine theatrics. And speaking of magic... A guest of mine asked if I'd like to see a card trick . Well, sure, why not. She had 21 cards in her hand and told me to pick one, then put it back. She then proceeded to make three piles and I was to point out which pile my card was in. She did this three times. And then she picked out my card. I do not get it. After going to bed and mulling over how the trick works, I finally grabbed the phone and looked online to see how...

   I guess if you have to have a pope, Francis was the guy. But let's not forget the group he was heading. The reason we have not evolved is due to religion. We need only to look at the Trump regime and see the Johnsons and Boeberts spouting Bible verses to witness the unbelievable hypocrisy they spill out of their mouths. Every single day I see another god fearing shitard has been arrested for molesting a child. I see pastors who have wife swaps, politicians who cheat on their wives, all claiming to be children of God. I see men who point fingers only to be brought down by their own lies. The fork tongued woman who speaks for the orange man and wears the cross is one of the most hateful people I have the misfortune to lay eyes on. Not every person who believes in a higher being is hiding behind a facade in order to rape, steal, lie, cheat, harm, destroy, abuse and murder. Most have been indoctrinated at an early age to accept the myth. Unfortunately, the Pope's club is filled...

Remember, Anthony Scaramucci, Trump's pick for the White House communications director? I'll understand if you don't remember him because he lasted about ten days and then he was fired. He still makes the rounds, trying to impart his opinion as if he was once a vital member of the Trump regime.  So why is Trump still allowing Pete Hegseth to keep his position as the secretary of defense!? Why!?  Hegseth is the guy in the family we all try to avoid. If there's a family reunion, Pete will head over to where the young women have gathered and flirt and wink and crack dirty jokes as he holds a beer in one hand and his dick in the other. I knew the Pete's in my youth. Living with alcoholics, the Pete's are the people my parents socialized with, if you call getting plastered to oblivion a social occasion. They will lie to your face. They will steal from you. They will try to sleep with your wife or daughter. They are in complete denial of the 90 proof stink they sweat...

  This is not acceptable. It was never acceptable. If I ever get the chance to meet whoever thought this was okay, bruises will be in order. You want sugar and spice, honey? I'll give you what you need, sugar.  I'll stand outside that school with a bullhorn and tell those young minds a pig is running the school. Don't stand for it! You have my permission to throw paint, eggs, waste, garbage and show them what a lady can do.  Okay, don't do that, kids. That's vandalism. Get angry, though. Write letters. Ask to talk to the school principal every single day. Make your own signs.  Do not follow this garbage on the wall. You are better than that. You don't need any other being to validate your existence. Good trouble.

   Ok, kids, we know you're out there. It's time to save the planet. It's Friday night, almost Saturday, and your 'rents are asleep while you hide in your tree house, eating chips and drinking bubble tea. You know it's all up to you. The adults are completely useless. They whine and moan, but are too afraid to actually do anything about the orange man. Maybe these kids can help you. I'm rooting for you. You're our last hope. ******** I'm sort of, kind of, kidding a bit, yet... The 100th day is soon approaching. I see lots of cries of anger and rage, but the ruination continues. No one is in control. No one has a plan. We are way past finding a peaceful solution and I understand representatives like Murkowski are truly frightened because their jobs are in jeopardy. We are all frightened, absolutely terrified. Our SCOTUS is an abomination. Our representatives, save a few, think talking with the enemy will eventually work. Boycotting Tesla makes people hap...

 After reading ferrerman's  post about shitty bosses, it reminded me of the boss from hell I dealt with for a couple of years. Life was not going well. I had been unemployed for a year and funds were shrinking. No one would hire me. I never even got call back. I was seriously weeks away from being homeless, until I received a call from a woman who was the supervisor of maintaining the cleanliness of six apartment buildings. She called me in for an interview and we sat outside the manager's office and talked about cleaning supplies. Throughout the interview she continually asked me what products I'd use to clean this or that. I wanted the job so bad I made shit up. What the fuck. I use soap, water and a rag. She was a nice old lady. She reminded me of the actress, Pat Crawford Brown, who was a great character actor. I wasn't feeling positive when I drove home on a near empty tank of gas. I was at the point where I was going to call an estranged sibling to beg for help. I...

   Hey, so those of you going to church Sunday, for the momentous occasion of Jesus making an awesome entrance, you better not be ugly. God don't want you in his building if you look like Danny Devito or Steve Buscemi. Don't be wheeling in, or using a service animal. Nope. You stay the hell away. Leviticus 21:17-24 Don't be mocking a bald man. You'll be cursed! From your mouth to God's ears. Seems a bunch of kids were mocking the hair challenged man who was not amused. God was looking down and needed to teach those kids a really good lesson. So he sent two Mama bears to kill 42 children. Be careful when you mock the orange man! God might be watching! 2Kings 2:23-24 Oh, dear. All the men in Sodom noticed Lot had two ladies come a calling. Being angels they were probably in their Sunday best. Well, those horny boys thought they might like to have nonconsensual sex with them. Lot, said, "Nah, they're mine. Rape my daughters, instead!" Well, I guess the me...

  Read the room, ladies. Seems pretty quiet out here. No one seems inspired or awestruck by your eleven minutes. I don't think you even realize how absolutely uninspired we are by your selfish act.  You were trained by experienced and worthy professionals, astronauts who have worked long and hard to be a part of a rare opportunity, only to be replaced by a has been singer, a billionaire's eye candy, an opportunistic news reporter and a few thrown in for "diversity."  Fuck you all. You didn't inspire anyone.  Oh, look, real astronauts.

   First, I would like to proudly state, every word I write is mine. Every mistake, running sentence, every dangling modifier, mine. I've been thinking just for a laugh to try an AI generated prompt to create a story.  But, I can't do it. I don't mind using AI to create a few images. It's obvious they aren't made by human hands. It's another thing to allow a machine to write something and then take credit for it.  No! No! No! I get pissed when I'm writing and my autocorrect is giving me the next word to write.  Friends, we have seen what happens when people don't use their brains. They become red hatters. They can even become the leader of a once free world that is now a dystopian society.  I think computers are wonderful in that they can organize and give clarity to problems. I use search engines all day, every day. How else can I find out how tall Aaron Taylor Johnson is! Computers are quite handy. Yet ... If you are using them in school to write essay...

   As time goes by, and after reading other writers opinions regarding the shooting of the orange man, I'm nearly convinced it was a set up, the whole damn thing was staged to garner sympathy for Trump because they were worried he was going to lose the election. It's absolutely diabolical and disgusting. I have a feeling his ghoul henchman, Miller, had something to do with it.  What bothers me besides Crooks being highly visible throughout the event, then having unrestricted access to the roof, is Trump's reaction.  That was fucking staged. If you get shot, you don't jump up and raise your fist. The secret service would have dragged his ass out of there. They would never have allowed the moment to happen. Instead of there being a smoking gun (Crooks weapons most likely were empty) there was probably a device behind Trump's ear which was set to do the least amount of damage.  As my blogger friend says in his excellent post , Trump rarely brings the shooting up. T...