Did You Hear About Hegseth and Houthis!?


Remember, Anthony Scaramucci, Trump's pick for the White House communications director? I'll understand if you don't remember him because he lasted about ten days and then he was fired. He still makes the rounds, trying to impart his opinion as if he was once a vital member of the Trump regime. 

So why is Trump still allowing Pete Hegseth to keep his position as the secretary of defense!? Why!? 

Hegseth is the guy in the family we all try to avoid. If there's a family reunion, Pete will head over to where the young women have gathered and flirt and wink and crack dirty jokes as he holds a beer in one hand and his dick in the other.

I knew the Pete's in my youth. Living with alcoholics, the Pete's are the people my parents socialized with, if you call getting plastered to oblivion a social occasion. They will lie to your face. They will steal from you. They will try to sleep with your wife or daughter. They are in complete denial of the 90 proof stink they sweat from every pore.

Well, perhaps that's why the orange man keeps him on. He sees a kindred spirit, a bleak ugly shadow trying to be a real human.

Word is Hegseth likes to talk about military secrets on a not so private chat call. His wife listens in. His brother listens in. The sixteen year old hacker down the street listens in. And yet, there he is, with his giant white supremacist tattoo and hairy nips still a part of Team Trump. 

How much more does he need to share before Trump cuts him off? Damn, we are living in Bizarro world.

*Image from Bye, Bye Birdie 

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