Cardi B's Double D's

 


Come on grown-ups, we all know the boobage is out there to be seen and you just cannot miss Cardi B's massive frontage. Stop with the faux outrage. I thought Charles Barkley renaming Cardi B to Cardi D's was funny and frankly, spot on. She has had surgery to get that humongous. She wants you to see them. We can't rightly miss them, so don't get all pissed off and act self righteous when someone actually mentions the bazookas in our face. 

Any woman who sticks bags of toxic garbage inside of them deserves to be called on them because that is exactly why they pay thousands of dollars. If their defense is that they want to look and feel good, who the hell put that in your head that your worth in in a cup size? It makes me sick to see woman cut open their bodies to conform to some truly disturbing societal pressures. Y'all look absolutely ridiculous and need to stop butchering yourselves.

Kudos to Barkley for saying what is on everyone's mind. The only thing you see is boobs. Oh, she sings? Huh. I haven't seen if she has replied, but people want Barkley fired. For speaking the truth. He could have been nasty, but he chose funny. He could have said nothing and we can all pretend she looks normal. 

There is nothing normal about it. 

You want to be noticed? Don't get all snippy when it happens. 

Cardi D's. Lol. Funny. And not so funny.


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