"86 The Eggs!"

 


 I worked in the food service industry for about five minutes. When I was sixteen my mom got me a job working with her at a restaurant part time. It was only four hours a day on weekends, but, I absolutely hated every minute. I was a terrible waitress. It's not a good idea if you're not a people person, so, I never got to hear anyone yell out, "86 the string beans!" 

Listening to Todd Blanche try to make sense of the Comey indictment was mind boggling. "Oh, it's not about the actual shells and y'all can keep on 86-ing 47, we just can't have James Comey dissing on the orange man." Kash Patel claims there was an 11 month investigation. Into what!? A judge needs to 86 that bitch out the door.

Speaking of 86. He's not there and will most likely never make it to that number. I'm talking about the former mayor of New York, Rudy Giuliani, who has entered a hospice. If you don't know what that is, well, it's where they stuff the dying until the grim reaper and the knacker man come a callin'. Giuliani is 81, only two years older than Trump which gives me hope, although, Trump still seems too energetic lately. They must be sticking something in his burgers. What happened, Rudy? You could have gone out a hero. There was nothing but praise for your handling of the falling of the towers. You were there the whole way, but then it was like something happened to your brain as you 86'd your empathy and compassion for the orange man. I won't weep your demise. Perhaps your friends can have the funeral at the Four Seasons (Landscaping) They could probably get a deal, a discount on a nice spot under a potted plant. 

I did see the weirdest video on YouTube yesterday. It was about Michael Wolff's lawsuit against Melania. News should be coming in soon regarding whether, or, if at all, a deposition will take place. After about five minutes into the video, I noticed the narrator was talking oddly. It wasn't that blatant, although, he wouldn't really stop at the end of a sentence but continue on. Most people move about as they talk, even if they're sitting. This guy barely moved. I actually watched the whole video because it was interesting, but when it was over I clicked on the "about," button. Yep, he was AI generated. I'm still not sure what I think about it. I wasn't fooled for long, yet, should I be offended even if it was still an interesting video?

And lastly... I'm not sure how I can tie this into this thread but I like Scarlett Johansson. She's in a lot of weird movies and this one was no exception. She's an alien who cruises around Glasgow looking for lonely, horney men who (whom?) she takes to her place and steals their skin. Eek. There's a lot of 86-ing of clothes, so be prepared for some frontal and rear nudity. The movie is quite brutal, especially the scene with the drowning family. That was hard to take because a dog and a baby were involved. Anyway, she eventually starts to have human feelings and runs away from her handlers. It doesn't end well because she didn't meet a bear, but a man in the woods. That's all I'll say because I pretty much said it all. Hehe. 

It's been a weird Sunday so I'ma gonna 86 this and go to bed.

Sweet dreams, Rudy. 😵

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