The Hegseth Budget


 How? How is it possible to spend $9 million dollars on crab and lobster in one month? I've been lying in bed, not ready to face another day with the circus act in attendance. It would be truly funny except for the part where the current administration keeps killing innocent people. So, in order to remain somewhat sane, I think about the day Pete Hegseth stands before a judge for sentencing after he has been convicted of crimes against humanity. In my head, as he stands before a female judge, his squishy face and red rimmed eyes trying to impart daggers, still defiant, unwilling to accept any responsibility for his part in the near demise of our constitution, the judge stares him down. She decides to skip the usual pre sentence admonishments because it's just a waste of time. Especially when every single minion who did the bidding of the orange man has used the excuse, "I was only doing what I was ordered to do." They all believed it was their, 'get out of jail,' card. Unfortunately, that defense won't save them when the stench of Trump has left the planet.

Orders. That doesn't explain $9 million spent on crab and plates of barbecue ribs. It doesn't explain billions of taxpayer money being used to buy fancy furniture, a flute and a fruit. Ah, it's the, 'use it or lose it,' budget plan. Oddly, I don't think buying Steinway pianos for a general's personal use was the intended purpose of the Department of War's budget. Neither was spending $200 million on self promoting yourself as you wear various outfits to go along with the self promoting. It's very obvious the chosen ones have no clue how to manage a budget, let alone be in charge of making life changing decisions. RFK jr. is complicit in the murder of children. As is Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth. All their defense that they were just taking orders won't save their asses. The orange man is rotting away, like a dead man walking around with no legs. Pam Bondi has gone into the witness protection program because she is aware that the American citizens despise her. As Marco Rubio clops around in his oversized Florsheims, the world is closing in on them. They're running scared because a few have realized the demented one is going to be gone soon and there will be no pardons in their future. 

So while the vast majority of Americans live on ramen, forgo doctor visits and take out loans to buy gas for their vehicles, Trump's sycophants are looting the country. 

As I lie here, I imagine Judge Thingy imposing a 25 year sentence on each crime committed, running consecutively for a total of 175 years in the newly renovated Alligator Alcatraz, now designed to hold the Trump regime. It's how I try to remain sane.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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