Hold The Pickles, Hold It Allll...

 


This guy. It's obvious he's used to eating that fancy French food because he was absolutely terrified that he had to stick the product he's shilling in his mouth. He's getting a lot of deserved backlash for taking a nibble out of McDonald's new behemoth burger. He looks absolutely ridiculous, with his Ward Cleaver sweater and 1940's haircut. I do not understand why the people who hire someone to run their business choose the worst candidate. Don't they watch movies!? How many times has a regular citizen come in and made the company huge profits because that regular folk know the product? Why didn't they ask Dan Gorske to test it? He's a cheddar head who has eaten a Big Mac for lunch every damn day for a thousand years. 

It's like I wrote the other day about some goof completely renovating our Main Street where it now looks like the most boring and ugly Main Street of all Main Streets. Stop hiring people who know zilch about what they are doing.

I can't think of one business that made a profit after hiring someone who knew absolutely nothing about the product they were selling. I'm sure there's a few. Look at our government. Look at it! Not one person is qualified to do what they are doing with the exception of Susie Wiles, who is a traitor to the American population. 

But the McDonald's CEO- it's really sad. I haven't been to McDonald's in a very long time. Years in fact. I love their burgers and the old school fries with beef tallow. Yum. I longed for McDonald's as a kid. Instead we got puck burgers with green peppers inside. Jesus wept. And so did I. But now that I'm an adult and could eat there every day like Dan, although I doubt I could remain in control and keep a healthy outlook. Yeah, I'd be 600 pounds and hoping for Dr. Now to give me a tiny stomach. 

That's not the reason (allegedly) why the current CEO really didn't want to eat that burger. He's above it all. It's food for the peasants. We need a peasant to sell it. Hello, Dan...?

Comments

ex-ferrer said…
Trump should sell it! He can always use another million bucks.
March 7, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Maggie said…
Haha! Now that's a job he's capable of doing.
March 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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