Hump Wednesday 6

 


Who the heck is Charlie Puth? He's already receiving backlash after it was announced he was going to sing the national anthem at the Superbowl. He said his rendition would be special. Uh-oh. Does that mean 500 warbles, 200 rubatos, 50 fermatas!? Ugh. Just sing the damn song the way it's supposed to be sung in front of 30,000 feral football fans fer chris' sake. 

Speaking of football, sort of... I confess, I haven't watched a single game this season, but I did see the kicker kick a new hole in the turf. He claims the ball moved. He was cold. Aliens blocked his view... Jeez, bro, own it. We all make mistakes. Yours just happened to be in front of a million people where it was recorded for posterity and funny home videos. Another perk of being old- no one knows about the time I smoked weed and drove around with a bunch of others in the car whilst we drove down Cuba Rd., in Lake Zurich, looking for ghosts. Shhhhh 🤫


The White House likes to steal, like, all. the. time. They stole Sabrina Carpenter's song and she was not happy. They stole the Canadian turtle cartoon, Franklin, to shoot boats, and the Canadians are irate. "Don't use our precious turtle, eh, please. Pardon our French, but you have some nerve, eh." Actually, that takes a lot of gall to use a children's mascot as a killing machine. The WH just continues to plow through a playlist of songs and beloved icons until they're left with Kid Rock and Chachi.


Rats giggle when you tickle them. You need a special device to hear them, so don't be picking up a rat to test this out. 

Oh, someone blocked me on Bluesky because I made a comment she didn't like. I thought I was holding back considering what I really wanted to say. She had asked what the homeless would like in the way of a special treat, like a picture or drawing, and then she coyly leaves a link to just the place to go to buy the homeless a special something for their cardboard box. It would make them so happy, I responded- to have food. Food would make them happy. Donate to a food pantry. See, a very civilized reply to an asinine post. What really killed me were the likes and the comments she received, agreeing with her and noting how very kind she was to think of the less fortunate. Seriously, we are doomed. This is why I don't care if AI takes over. Perhaps the planet will survive. Humans are overrated. 


Hey, good news! Cyber Monday set a new record for spending! Isn't that terrific!? Well I must be brainwashed into believing this country's gone to hell in a hand basket. Must be a bunch of lies about the certainty of a recession, depression and oligarchy possession. Magas were spending money like crazy. How about that? 

Has Melissa McCarthy ever done a good movie?


Twenty-two more days of Mariah. What a world. Baba Vanga predicts 2026 will be the year aliens decide to show themselves. What kind is anyone's guess. E.T.? Ripley's alien? The Norwegian Thing? Or, Gort? And you thought 2025 was bad!? Hold my ray gun.



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