Let Them Eat Potatoes


Tariffs. Boring. Amirite?

I see a lot of opinions suggesting Trump has no idea how a tariff works. Oh, contraire. He knows exactly what they do and who they will hurt the most. 

US, as in us, we, the American consumer. Trump has no problem being a friendless orange man. He's used to it, so cutting off the rest of the world is fine with him. That's what he wants. He's taking away our friends and we may never see them again. No one is winning here except for the idiot in office who couldn't care less if the maggats who voted for him pay more for coffee, chocolate, gas, meds, fruit, nuts, clothes and just about everything else. I'm not sure what is made in America anymore that we can buy. 

So, as the tax paying noobs in this debacle we will be a bit more choosey where we spend our dollars. That is why Switzerland and Belgium are upset. Sweet toothed Americans won't be buying their chocolate. No more Canadian maple syrup. No more French champagne. No more cheap clothes from China because Trump wants us to be more self efficient whilst we wear last year's jeans and eat potatoes. 

Speaking of potatoes, farmers will be eating a lot of them with a side of fafo.

So while we all figure out how we are going to survive, Trump wants to add a $200 million dollar ballroom in the White House. It will be tacky as fuck, with gold plated everything.

Hey, this is your man, Magas. He eats cake while we eat dirt.

Three and a half more years... It's gonna be a bumpy ride, amirite?

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