Evicted!

Jackie in the Vermeil Room 

Uh, sooo, where were those roses? I know some of you are up in arms over the orange man paving over some grass, and that's exactly what it was. I don't see a rose anywhere during Jackie, before Melania, after Melania and now, in any images I look at. I see some cheap ass tulips and not exactly a garden of Eden. More like a walkway at a Six Flags amusement park.

Should be captioned, Then and Then

I honestly don't care what they do to the White House. I took a tour pre COVID, during a heat wave and I was underwhelmed. Everything was clean, but old. The rooms we were allowed to walk through were small and meh. I don't remember seeing any rose garden. Every president is allowed to make their own mark I would assume. I doubt they can paint it pink but I don't know and I don't really care. Unless of course you plan on building a ballroom with the estimated cost of around $200 million. That's money that could feed hungry children. 

Anyway, looking at images of Jackie's precious garden which I highly doubt she had much say in, it's nothing to go "oooh" and "aaaahh" over. 

Jackie and Melania could be twins. They married for money. They looked away when hubby cheated. They didn't want to be a first Lady. Jackie went on to marry the ugliest dude around, but she liked money. She married assholes. Of course no one can beat Melatonin when it comes to choosing the Oxford dictionary definition of the word, "asshole." 


One occurrence per one million words!? Oxford, you jest. Oxford needs to do some updating. 

Asshole: A most vile piece of orange shit with a leaky gut, swollen cankles and a mushroom penis, which may or may not have eyes.

I'm sure once the Cheeto is found, sitting on his bedroom sofa, his tiny thumb in rigor mortis clenching his best friend, his phone, Melania will already have found another lover. Is Justin Trudeau available? She had goo goo eyes for him. 

Anyway, cement can be removed. Flowers can be planted. Ballrooms can remain empty. The damage he has done to us psychologically is irreparable. 

From my tour. Not a rose in sight 

I don't know where Trump will end up. Hopefully under a bus, but I will do my best to defile any picture, statue, plaque or building in his name when he finally meets a well wished painful end. He's going to pay if he's living in my brain.

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